bookrandom Chapter 210 Heaven's Dao is exceptionally angry today.
Chapter 210 Heaven's Dao is exceptionally angry today.
Yongye gradually calmed down, stood aside with a sour face, and the smile and goodwill disappeared. According to the law of conservation, all of this was transferred to Bach's face.
The four-legged creature timidly hid behind the three Pixiu. The huge size difference made the scene look a bit comical, and there was also a strange kind of cuteness in the contrast.
"I was just stating the facts, why am I angry?"
Bixie glanced back at him helplessly, "Sibuxiang, you'd better not say anything."
The relationship between the two sides was somewhat tense, especially after the series of remarks by the intelligent and the emotionally inept, which caused Yongye's favorability towards them to drop to negative.
Puss in Boots patted her head. She was used to any trouble that happened whenever the actors in her crew were grouped together.
"Alright, alright, let's get down to business. It's time to discuss the play."
The dragon and two snakes are only here to visit and sign contracts today. The filming will continue for the medieval period. Xiaohang will be in charge of the three meetings in the meantime.
Filming officially began at the Shiyu Erqilin Dojo. The story begins with the two elders encountering Tianlu and taking him home. At the same time, Sibuxiang also brought back Bixie and Baijie. The three brothers are reunited, and what follows is the much-anticipated plot.
The three Pixiu were born of nature and were abducted to the Qilin family. It was only then that they learned about the concept of parents. As a result, Tianlu suddenly had a strange idea and shouted out some very dangerous words.
Puss in Boots took special safety precautions for this, with a towering lightning rod standing next to the set, estimated to be at least five or six meters high. The newcomers, the dragon and the two snakes, were completely stunned by what they saw.
Tianlu patted the lightning rod, making two loud banging sounds, and asked anxiously, "Director, will this really work?"
"There's no other way."
Whether lightning will strike when someone shouts their lines during a play is uncertain. Besides, if Heaven is truly determined to strike someone, nothing can change that. Spending money to build such an iron pillar is probably just for psychological comfort.
"If this can really block heavenly lightning, does that mean I can use it when I undergo tribulation?" Bach circled the base, his eyes shining with a different kind of light.
Balingjun twitched his eye, flicked his tail, and tied him up, saying, "Don't try to take shortcuts when undergoing tribulation! It's a test given by Heaven. Trying to be clever by adding another layer of shallowness to the tribulation technique is not an option!"
"Hey, Master, be gentle! I was just saying!"
……
The lightning rod was pushed to its designated position by the staff, and a kite was even attached to it. They did everything they could. Once the two elders of Qilin arrived, the scene could officially begin filming.
Before long, two auspicious clouds streaked across the sky and landed on the film crew.
"3, 2, 1, Action!"
The first time, the Four-Faced Beast brought Bai Jie and Bi Xie home, and the three brothers were reunited. Upon learning that there were such things as parents in the world, Tian Lu suddenly had a brilliant idea!
"Two Qilin together can give birth to another Qilin. So if I and Bixie Baijie are together, we can each give birth to another one..."
Boom——!
The world suddenly darkened, and a streak of brilliant yellow lightning appeared, winding its way down, scattering dense lightning wherever it passed, as if the air itself had been cracked!
The kite, once released, danced wildly. The thunderous lightning, drawn by its power, suddenly changed direction. However, this was not the end of the matter. Just as the two were about to collide, the lightning unexpectedly turned again, widening its range and striking Tianlu directly!
The beasts were dumbfounded.
This lightning bolt even had a tracking function, and its power increased after it was forcibly changed direction!
"Uh ah ah ah ah!"
A scream rang out as a pillar of lightning enveloped Tianlu. Baijie, Bixie, and Sibuxiang, who were less than two meters away, instinctively leaned back, their minds blank, forgetting even to escape. Bach, off-camera, was so frightened that he instantly clung to his master and let out a scream.
Three seconds later, the lightning gradually dissipated, the sky brightened, the weeds on the ground disappeared, and the soil sank several centimeters down. Tianlu lay in the depression, his body emitting white smoke, his life or death unknown.
"Tianlu!"
Bai Jie and Bi Xie rushed forward nervously, but before they could do anything, Tian Lu suddenly sat up, startling them both.
Such a terrifying bolt of lightning struck, yet nothing happened?!
Heaven: I'm just teaching my unfilial son a lesson, not trying to kill him.
Amidst the astonished gazes of the three brothers, Tianlu swayed as he stood up, exhaling two puffs of white smoke. "Pfft... Ah... Tiandao, you're so petty, you actually believed what you said while acting..."
Tian: Huh?!
Boom——!
Another bolt of lightning struck, startling Puss in Boots who had just gotten close, and he darted back several meters in the blink of an eye!
what's the situation? !
"Master, Master, is this what my heavenly tribulation will be like?!" Bach trembled as he watched. "Maybe I should just wait my whole life to become a dragon. It looks so dangerous, I'll die!"
"Uh..." Balingjun didn't know what to say, and after a moment he managed to comfort him with a few words, "It's alright, my disciple, it's just divine retribution, it's different from yours."
"is it?"
This is just divine punishment. What if it were a combination of heavenly tribulation and heavenly retribution? Wouldn't I be instantly cleaved into nothingness, with no ashes left, and only a cenotaph to be made?
……
As the lightning dissipated, Tianlu lay on the ground, which had sunk a few centimeters into the ground, his eyes rolled back. His limbs twitched slightly. Everyone rushed over to help him up and check him over to make sure he was alright.
"Qilin saliva has healing effects, I'll try it!" In his haste, the Four-Unlikes immediately put it in its mouth, leaving Bai Jie and Bi Xie speechless.
What?
With a lick of its pink tongue, the charred fur quickly regained its shine. In just a few bites, Tianlu was completely transformed, and most of its miserable state disappeared.
My little brother was licked by another animal...
I'm having trouble accepting the idea of warding off evil spirits right now.
"How are you? Are you alright? Should we call Dr. Hua over?" Puss in Boots asked with concern.
Tianlu shook his head, a look of disorientation in his eyes. "It's...it's alright, it's just that my body feels numb and I can't move."
This is ridiculous! Two bolts of lightning struck. After the first one, he caught his breath, got up, and was still able to do something reckless. It was only after the second one that his limbs became paralyzed. His physique is truly amazing.
The first attempt at filming failed, so Puss in Boots had the lightning rod removed. As it turned out, the lightning rod did nothing but make the heavens angrier.
To draw an analogy, it's like your son is about to have an orthopedic surgery with his own brother, and you're about to break his legs, but then he uses his own mother as a shield. You'd better give him a few slaps across the face.
Fun fact: Lightning rods conduct lightning into the ground.
……
After resting for a while, Tianlu recovered from his injuries and jumped around energetically again.
"Come again!"
Second take.
"Then if I'm with Bai Jie Pi Xie, we can produce..."
Boom——!
"Tianlu!!"
Bai Jie and Bi Xie rushed to the edge of the pit. Yes, that's right, the edge of the pit. This time, the heavenly lightning struck out a pit half a meter deep. Tian Lu suddenly opened his eyes and sat up at the bottom of the pit, as if he had come back to life. The two brothers who came over were startled.
"The evil-repelling creature and the four unlikes can lay eggs together." Looking up at the sky, the wind was calm and the sky was clear.
"Tianlu and Sibuxiang can lay eggs together." The sky remained clear, with a warm breeze and sunshine.
"The Hundred-Symptoms and the Four-Unlikes can lay eggs together." Everything remained peaceful.
"Tianlu and Bixie..."
brush--
As darkness fell, inky black clouds instantly covered half the sky, the air almost solidified, and the oppressive atmosphere made it hard for the beast to breathe!
Tianlu swallowed the rest of his words, and all the strange changes disappeared in the blink of an eye. The sky brightened again, and everyone who had been holding their breath breathed a sigh of relief.
"Then Tianlu and Baijie...?" The sky remained calm, and Tianlu, with tears in her eyes, blurted out the rest of her sentence, "Can they lay eggs together?"
After a long while, the heavens remained still, and not even a trace of the natural barrier could be seen.
Well, it's Tiandao Lei's orthopedics, but you're not going to stop pseudo-orthopedics, are you?
Bai Jie's feelings were complicated, a feeling that was hard to describe.
Off-camera, Bach was bewildered by his master's question, "Master, what...what's going on?"
"Uh... I don't know either."
Even though he had lived for countless years and had a wealth of experience, he had never seen anything like it. Moreover, he had heard that the golden Pixiu was a divine beast created by heaven and earth in modern times. You must know that the birth condition of the first generation of divine beasts was the fusion of the energies of heaven and earth. Now these two are separated by tens of thousands of miles. How did they create it?
This is truly something I've never seen before. No, I've never seen anything like it even if I live a long time. This film crew is really strange. I have to stay and see what's going on.
On set, Tianlu, whether genuinely engrossed in his role or simply caught up in the moment, noticed the sky hadn't changed and immediately stood up, clapped his hands, and made an extremely reckless remark.
"Then Tianlu and Bixie can lay eggs together."
Boom——!
Heaven is enraged: You unfilial son, how dare you utter such arrogant words when I was off guard!
Boom boom boom——!
Three bolts of lightning struck in succession, nearly blinding Bai Jie, Bi Xie, and Si Bu Xiang, who were standing right next to them. When the lightning dissipated, the ground was charred black, and Tian Lu lay there on the verge of death.
"Ugh... Heaven's Dao is such a stingy person..."
Tian: Huh? You're cursing again?
A dark cloud the size of a washbasin drifted by, and with a crack, a bolt of lightning struck down.
"Ugh!"
After disciplining a rebellious son, the dark clouds drifted away slowly, leaving only a Tianlu that had fallen into a coma.