bookrandom Chapter 159 Dong Xiaomei Goes Crazy
Chapter 159 Dong Xiaomei Goes Crazy
Relying on his "shitty" luck and his "excellent" memory, Yang Cheng conquered all the audience present, including the host, with the book "Chicken Conquers the World".
Host: "The exciting quiz is finally over. When I saw the question on the card in my hand, I was completely confused... I was thinking, our question setter is really a pervert, hahahaha..."
"Hahaha, hahaha..." The audience laughed so hard that they fell down.
It's really perverted.
At this time, the camera turned to a gray-haired old man with a kind smile on his face and a glimmer of wisdom in his eyes...
At this moment, his heart:
You are the pervert, your whole family is perverted.
"Hahaha, of course," the host continued, "It's not just the person who set the question who's perverted, but also our test takers. They can actually answer such a perverted question, and the answers are so perverted!"
"Hahahaha, hahahaha..." The audience laughed so hard that their teeth were gnashing.
Host: "Hahaha, there are perverts on and off the stage. Today is really a gathering of perverts. The perverts have brought us a wonderful pervert show~!"
"Oh my god... Shit..." The audience looked as embarrassed as donkeys.
Are we in the audience also perverts?!
The host was a little disappointed and embarrassed when he didn't hear the expected laughter from the audience. After a few seconds, he suddenly realized that he seemed to have said something too exciting...
"Ahem, in this competition, I, like the audience inside and outside the stadium, not only saw a wonderful game, but also gained a deeper understanding of chickens, which overturned our cognition."
"Our spirits have been baptized and our hearts have been sublimated!"
"So abnormal is an adjective, describing the qualitative leap in our body and mind~"
"Today, you as the audience and I as the host have all experienced a leap in transformation~"
"Pa pa pa~ Well said!" The organizer started applauding first without thinking twice.
After the host brainwashed the audience, they began to applaud one after another, and the scene was very lively.
Next comes the time to announce the results.
Not surprisingly, Yang Cheng led the second place by 0.001 points and won the championship of the quiz.
Chicken King performed outstandingly in this competition and ranked third.
During the entire competition, he was quite low-key. I didn't hear him say any nonsense on the stage. He just answered the questions in a proper manner.
Yang Cheng knew that Si must have been affected by Meiji's madness. If he didn't keep a low profile at this moment, his embarrassing incident would continue to be hotly discussed.
After a two-hour break, the contestants and the chickens prepared to have lunch. After eating, they would start the most physically demanding relay race.
Yang Cheng brought Uncle Yimao and others back to the hotel.
Xingxing was concerned about the chickens, so he ran to the chicken dormitory with his bowl and chopsticks to eat with them.
Xiaofang didn't watch the game in the morning because she was afraid that the game would be too exciting and she would have a miscarriage. When Yang Cheng returned to the room, Xiaofang was still talking on the phone.
No doubt it must be Li Qiang.
Xiaofang was twisting the quilt with her hands while talking on the phone. The quilt was twisted into a knot.
"Tsk tsk tsk, so sweet," Dong Xiaomei said sourly.
Yang Cheng smiled and said, "You can also talk to your brother Wei."
"Humph!"
Dong Xiaomei got angry when she talked about Wei Qianfan, and her face turned black (even darker than her current skin color).
This jerk hasn't replied to the message he sent him this morning. Even if he was taking a shit, he would have a rectal prolapse!
At this moment, in Pig Village, pig farm.
Wei Qianfan complained bitterly.
The entire pig farm, no, it should be said that all the villagers in Pig Village, all gathered under the big banyan tree in the village to watch the live broadcast.
Outside the big banyan tree, there is not even a child in diapers to be seen, let alone a pig farm.
If all the employees of the pig farm run away, who will take care of the pigs? Who will comfort the pigs?
Only Wei Qianfan can raise her, and only Wei Qianfan can comfort her.
Who made him get promoted?
Wu Zheng has given up today. He doesn't want to care about the pigs anymore. He doesn't want to appease the pigs' emotions. Let them get angry, get mad, get horny, let them get horny. Let them get horny...
He now follows Boss Qin, serving him tea and water, and providing him with emotional value, hoping that Boss Qin will give him another chance for promotion because of his long-time service.
Listening to the cheers of the villagers in the distance and looking down at the screaming pigs, Wei Qianfan sighed.
Continue feeding the pigs.
We can't just ignore their lives, right?
Dong Xiaomei didn't know that Wei Qianfan was so busy and tired at this moment. Once a woman starts a relationship, sometimes she will unconsciously start guessing about this and that because of the other party's lack of response.
After guessing, I started to feel a little depressed, and then I started to complain to my sisters.
"Did he forget to bring his phone when he went to the toilet? Then he realized he didn't bring toilet paper, but he was too embarrassed to ask others, so he just had to squat there."
Yang Cheng rolled his eyes, then squinted his eyes: "Do you think it's possible?"
Would a normal person spend five hours squatting on the toilet?!
Dong Xiaomei lowered her eyes and said nothing.
This is just deceiving yourself!
Yang Cheng was curious: "Why don't you just call him and ask him what he's doing?"
"I don't!"
Dong Xiaomei jumped up from the bed like a spring.
"I was the one who initiated the conversation with him last night. I was the one who sent the last WeChat message. I was the one who initiated the conversation again this morning. Should I take the initiative again? I will ignore him. I will ignore him."
Dong Xiaomei became more and more angry as she spoke. She pounded the edge of the bed, and half of the bed became deformed and dented.
Yang Cheng: "You are hitting my bed."
Dong Xiaomei: "I'm beating up that unfaithful man Wei Qianfan."
Yang Cheng: “…”
Yang Cheng didn’t understand. When sending a message, there is a rule that who sends first loses?
Thinking back to when I was in love with Qin Che...
Oh.
I have never been in a relationship with Qin Che.
The two got their marriage certificate after meeting once, without any dating process.
After marriage, basically you can talk about anything you want to say.
When they have nothing to do, Yang Cheng talks about her chickens and Qin Che talks about his pigs.
Sometimes Qin Che would not reply to her message for most of the day or even the whole day, but Yang Cheng didn't feel anything.
I am busy feeding the chickens during the day, so I don’t have the time to think about who sent the message first. When I have some free time at night, I pick up my phone and say whatever I want, regardless of whether Qin Che replies or not. If Qin Che doesn’t reply, I’ll just read a book or watch a TV series.
To sum up, Dong Xiaomei’s current state is actually that she is too idle.
Looking at Dong Xiaomei's slightly crazy look, if she continues like this, I will have to sleep on the tatami at night~!
"Little sister, please stop it! Where am I going to sleep tonight?"