bookrandom Chapter 376 Pufferfish: You are so poisonous (1)
Chapter 376 Pufferfish: You are so poisonous (1)
It’s still the familiar ocean.
In the ninety-fifth generation, Wang Defa was reborn as a fish.
A pufferfish with a big head and a small mouth, a dark brown back and a snow-white belly, which is stingy and easily angered and can easily turn itself into a big thorny bun.
male.
[Pululu——]
Wang Defa spat out a large mouthful of water and shook his tail.
There is a vast ocean behind me and a shallow beach in front of me.
The tide receded and Wang Defa was trapped in the crevices of the reef.
There was a layer of wet and slippery stuff on the rocks, and what was even more terrifying was that someone was going to catch seafood.
The closest middle-aged man with messy hair looked very shabby.
Wang Defa even saw the other party's outstretched fingernails were gray and black and curved downwards, like a black mountain monster...
The beach after low tide becomes a playground for beachgoers.
In the distance there were a few busy figures bending over to pick up things, but they were so scattered that it was impossible to tell whether they were men or women.
Wang Defa twisted his body and tried to go back into the sea, but it was all wet and slippery, and he could only slide from here to there, getting farther and farther away from the sea.
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The Black Mountain old monster stretched out his hand——
Wang Defa's eyes went dark, and his ears automatically translated the other party's unpleasant bird language into Chinese.
【Oh my god, pufferfish! 】
The long-lost trigger-type mind-reading was triggered, and the scene of large areas of garbage cans being turned upside down came to my eyes——
The edible things in the kitchen waste bin were bizarre. There was a mixture of red and yellow pickle juice, and it was difficult to even get one or two leaves together. There was not a single bit of meat on the bone stumps.
The Black Mountain Monster went hungry for nine meals in three days, became as skinny as a pile of ribs, and begged on the streets of the downtown area. The money he earned in a day could not even buy a bare corn cob.
He was so hungry that he fell off the bridge dizzy and dazed, but because he was too skinny, he was thrown back to the shore by the waves, without even a chance to die;
He walked dripping wet on the narrow village road. When he saw the faint warm yellow light, he became timid and broke into an old man's house and stole the only bag of food. Before leaving, he also stole the clothes hanging outside the door.
Once this Pandora's box was opened, he was out of control. He stole wherever he went, especially targeting lonely elderly people.
If they were caught, they would be severely beaten. If they were not caught, they would be severely robbed. As time went on, even their numb and stupid faces turned into sinister and ferocious ones...
ヽ(°◇° )ノSo scary!
Wang Defa couldn't control himself, he took a deep breath, and turned into a ball in the blink of an eye.
It turns out that this is Korea, and this Agassi (uncle) is a ronin (vagrant).
This was the first time that the Black Mountain Old Monster went fishing on his own. In the plastic bag hanging on his belt there were only a few pitiful conches, not a single fish.
That’s not right, the fish is in my hand!
(Wang Defa, who had been breathing heavily and looked like a completely different person, opened his eyes wide and said: I order you to let me go!)
【Oh, what a cute little thing! 】
The Black Mountain old monster used his long nails to pick apart the long hair that was wet and stuck to his face, his eyes glowing green.
He had heard that this kind of fat fish could only be eaten in very high-end restaurants. It was very, very expensive, and very, very delicious!
A drop of turbid saliva dripped onto Wang Defa's head.
【Sizzle——】
It was as if a bucket of sulfuric acid, a highly corrosive chemical reagent, was poured over his head.
(*+﹏+*)~!
Wang Defa's whole body was stiff and he felt nauseous. He shuddered from the depths of his soul, shook his head and tail, and puffed out air, shrinking to the size of a thumb in a second.
He looked listless, as if half his life was gone.
The Black Mountain Monster was very dissatisfied with the size of the fish, so he threw it into the plastic bag and turned to continue.
The fishy and salty sea breeze blew by, carrying the sour and rotten smell on his body far away. The few people who were fishing at the beach, whose figures could not be seen, covered their noses and went further away.
Everyone dislikes me, that's it.
Wang Defa, with lifeless eyes, was squeezed and rolled by a few pitifully small conchs, unable to muster any strength.
(Wang Defa: I am dirty...I don’t want to live anymore...)
(In the office hall of the underworld, the judge received Wang Defa's brain waves that showed he was seeking death. The corners of his mouth curled up slightly, and he muttered in a rare nonsensical way: "Suicide will increase the sentence, dear!")
(The new ghost kneeling under the judge's desk was shaking, his forehead hitting the ground, and there was a hollow hole between his eyebrows. This was a death row prisoner. [Sir! I... I confess... In addition to the 900 million that was seized, I also secretly saved 660 million in cash... and a number of gold bars... They were all in the basement mezzanine of the two villas under the name of my father-in-law, sealed with cement and blue bricks... Sir, please spare my life, I don't want to be put into the frying pan...])
(The judge raised his eyebrows. Ha, what a pleasant surprise! I will ask him about it in my dream later! Corruption is indeed an unhealthy trend and should be severely punished!)
Such enormous wealth naturally has nothing to do with the poor and destitute Black Mountain old monster from South Korea.
He was so used to stealing that he had long lost the spirit of hard work to fill his stomach. He barely wandered around the beach for an hour or so before hastily finishing his work.
The only edible things in the plastic bag were three or five conches, a tiny pufferfish, and a handful of mashed seaweed.
Wang Defa puffed up his eyes, looked up at him, his eyes were empty and without any emotion.
The Black Mountain Monster took a look at the sky and turned to head for the nearest fishing village.
He is going to rob again——
The old man who saw him from afar ran back home quickly as if he had seen a ghost, closed the door and locked it.
The Black Mountain Monster walked very fast, the plastic bag bumped against his legs, and Wang Defa in the bag was squeezed so hard that his eyes almost rolled back.
Soon we arrived at a one-story house with a pointed roof. A pot of flowers on the windowsill had withered and only a handful of dead grass was left. It was obvious that the owner had not been home for a long time.
The Black Mountain monster poked the wire into the keyhole a few times without hesitation, and with a click, the door opened.
The room was in a mess. Everything on the table and in the cabinets had been turned over and not put back in its original place.
The Black Mountain Old Monster walked into the kitchen with familiarity. He couldn't cook.
The pot on the stove was filled with charcoal-like paste, which was the rice he cooked that morning. It was inedible.
After an annoying crackling noise, he found a basin from the garbage pile in the sink.
Ugh, it's stinky and all the garbage was made by him.
Collect water, turn the plastic bag upside down, and wash the fish.
When Wang Defa first touched the icy water, his body began to react. He swallowed big gulps of water into his stomach and turned into an inflated balloon again.
The Black Mountain old monster laughed strangely, picked up Wang Defa and rubbed it on his body——
Good guy!
Just use it as a laundry brush!
The tough fish skin is evenly distributed with sparse soft hairs, which tremble when shaken. Doesn't it look like a brush?
After having enough fun, the hungry Black Mountain Monster picked up a hammer and smashed the conch shell with bangs.
Rude!
What a barbarian!
Wang Defa was temporarily thrown back into the basin.
The Black Mountain monster picked up the conch meat with his long nails, shook off the broken shells and stuffed it into his mouth, chewing with a crunching sound.
Judging from his expression, it shouldn't be very delicious.
The seaweed is also bland and tasteless. It rubs back and forth on the teeth and fills up the gaps between them.
The long black nails finished doing the work of chopsticks and then turned into toothpicks.
Wang Defa bared his teeth in disgust, sank to the bottom of the water, and vomited in disgust. A crystal bubble appeared on the surface of the water.
The best ones are usually saved for last.
It was Wang Defa's turn to be picked up and placed on the table.
Inhale and blow into a ball.
【Bang——】
The hammer missed the target, and the stone countertop vibrated violently, with a faint crack appearing.
The deer head hanging on the wall beside the Black Mountain Old Monster fell to the ground with a clang. Its big round eyes were dull and staring at the ceiling.
Wang Defa saw it.
What kind of family uses real deer heads as decoration?
The second hammer came unexpectedly and the soft balloon was flattened.
The Black Mountain monster, who had no common sense, grabbed the small fish and gobbled it up greedily, leaving out the skin, meat and internal organs.
He didn't know that the whole body of pufferfish is highly poisonous and if eaten without professional processing, one bite can be fatal.
Pufferfish, dead!
The old monster from Black Mountain suffered from severe abdominal pain and fell to the ground after howling in agony!
The cold winter passes and early spring arrives.
When the snow melted, a terrible stench was heard on one side of the village road. Upon investigation, a severely decomposed male corpse was found.