Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Chapter 367 Badger: 61 catties of oil (2)



Chapter 367 Badger: 61 catties of oil (2)

The mute raised the little thing a little higher, causing it to struggle violently.

[Zhiwa——Do you still remember the girl you went on a blind date with ten years ago, the one named Malantou? ]

The mute was stunned, nodded and shook his head.

He went on many blind dates ten years ago, but he couldn't remember all of them. The only thing was that they all disliked him for being poor.

[Zhiwa——Oh, I forgot to count the balls. If that woman calls you late at night these days, don’t go out! You’ll die!]

The mute snorted, refusing to believe the nonsense. He turned around and threw the fat and heavy badger into the big cage on the cart.

The big cage was covered in rust and was used only for transporting animals waiting to be slaughtered. There were blackened bloodstains and teeth marks on the railings, which made one feel daunted at the sight of it.

Wang Defa, who fell headfirst into the cage, was dumbfounded: What the hell…

The mute caught five in a row as requested. Each one was so fat that the fat was so thick that it could make waves.

The wheel of the cart has been used for a long time, and the tire has been a little flat. When I was about to go out, I got stuck in the ditch.

Overturned——

With a loud bang, all the badgers, big and small, in the room were startled and screamed.

The iron cage was just bolted, but there was a human soul living in Wang Defa's dog's head. He just scratched it with his sharp claws and poked it lightly with his hooked nails, and the iron bolt opened.

Five fat badgers waiting to be slaughtered jumped out in a panic, like five gray lightning bolts, running away as if they didn't care about their lives.

The mute stood there leisurely.

The cart fell to the ground, and the wheels were still squeaking, which sounded a bit funny.

Wang Defa left the ground with all four paws and ran hard to be the first one. The moment he flew out of the gate, his eyes had not yet adjusted to the light before he plunged into a thick pile of snow.

After drilling a few more steps forward, it became hard and stuck.

Running so close to the ground, all you can see is white snow, and you can hardly see any other colors.

The snow had been falling for quite some time, layer upon layer, and was no longer as soft as when it first hit the ground. The bottom was so hard that even an iron head could not penetrate it.

Wang Defa felt that he had made a stupid move.

The four brothers behind him who were stuck in the snow in different directions and unable to move forward thought the same thing.

The mute walked out slowly with a sneer on his face.

The sound of snow being stepped on could be heard, and the frightened badgers were running around in the snow pile. How could such a fat guy who was seriously lacking in exercise be able to survive?

After a few breaths, the mute locked his neck with a condom again...

Brother Qiangzi and his assistant are already sharpening their knives and have begun the countdown to the live broadcast.

It is impossible to broadcast the bloody scenes of slaughter, which only start from skinning and extracting the fat.

Wang Defa was held upside down by one of his legs and dangled back and forth.

The mute threw it back into the cell.

There were still five mice in the big iron cage that was about to be pushed away. The dumb man's skinny figure disappeared at the door.

The cool, dry air from outside came in, and the few people near the door shivered with cold and huddled themselves into a ball.

?? ?

Wang Defa escaped death but was completely confused.

The single room is not the same as before, it smells like urine.

Bah, a decent badger won't pee in its own kennel!!!

Not long after, two large iron pots were set up in the yard, and fat cut into thick slices was put into the pots, just like boiling lard.

The slices of meat gradually became thinner and curled, like dead leaves hanging on a branch in late autumn.

The oil is clear and dazzlingly yellow.

It's that smell that drifts in the wind, a bit unpleasant, and far less fragrant than lard.

Fortunately, the more than a thousand online viewers in the live broadcast room couldn't smell it.

[Okay, we have to pick up these dregs, otherwise the oil will turn black and be wasted! Everyone knows the effect, so hurry up and place an order! ]

[One pound is 50 yuan. We have a -gram small package. That's cheaper! If it works, come back. I'm always here! ]

[What a great oil! It’s clean. We made it fresh without adding any unscrupulous stuff into it! ]

[It is absolutely legal breeding. I have all the certificates, all of which are stamped. Don't worry! ]

Brother Qiangzi shouted loudly, and the colander in his hand was filled with oil residue, which made a crisp, crackling sound.

Occasionally, Wang Tiedan would roar as if he was given an injection of chicken blood.

[Countdown 321! Click on the link! First come, first served, dears! ]

[Don’t miss it if you pass by, please follow and like it to increase the popularity of the live broadcast room! ]

The pace of selling goods in the live broadcast room is like crazy, and these two people have mastered it to perfection.

The mute's ears were almost callused from hearing the same repetitive words, so he quietly moved away with the basin in his hand.

The skin just peeled off is very dirty, so rub it with clean snow before processing.

A complete piece of leather, made into a seat cushion and put on a shared bike, would sell for at least a few hundred dollars.

The mute's rough big hands were turned red by the snow, as was his nose. Every time he bent over and exerted force, he would sneeze.

The next morning, the assistant drove out to the express delivery point to deliver the goods to the buyer. The clear yellow badger oil had frozen and solidified, and was slightly white.

The mute had not yet cleaned up the badger skin. He was still thinking about what he would do if a woman really called him in the middle of the night.

Another day, the snow showed no sign of stopping, so Brother Qiangzi led the workers to sweep all the snow off the roof.

In winter, you should frequently sweep the snow from the roofs of your houses. This is the life wisdom of the people in the snowy town.

The accumulated snow fluttered and splashed, soaking people's heads and faces, and even got into their necks.

There was not a single woman in the entire farm, and the workers were swearing and not caring about their image at all.

They were so angry that they took off their coats to reveal their big vests with holes in them. They laughed at each other, and when they couldn't win the argument they threw piles of snow at each other, making a lot of noise like a group of wrinkled and old children.

Wang Defa stretched his neck to listen to the noise outside, and Xiao Doudou's eyes were full of envy.

The neighbor in the single room opposite was sleeping soundly with his belly up. The food bowl in the corner had been licked clean long ago. That was a day's worth of food...

Wang Defa cursed the man opposite him as a complete glutton, and the next second he dived into the food bowl behind him and ate without restraint.

If it is a blessing, it will not be a disaster. If it is a disaster, it cannot be avoided. Let’s drink this meal first as a respect.

That night, the mute was sleeping soundly when the old cell phone next to his pillow rang loudly.

The noise almost made the dumb man deaf.

When I picked up the phone, I heard a woman crying, like a ghost.

The mute threw the phone away with the screen still on.

The kang was warm and the floor was hard. The old phone was very durable and the cover fell off after it fell, but the call was still connected.

The woman opposite stopped crying and shouted for help.

The dumb man has good ears and hears -

It’s that person. In Xiongxiazigou, the car wouldn’t start, so she took her child back to her parents’ home. Her husband beat her, and they couldn’t get a divorce. Please save her.

Fragmentary words, pieced together, even a mute can understand.

To go or not to go? !

The mute couldn't sleep, so he kicked the flowery quilt and sat up, thinking blankly about the warning the little thing had given him in advance.

then.

Then, Wang Defa, who was sleeping on his back, was pulled out.

He was held upside down, and before he could see clearly what was going on, he was stuffed into a thick coat that reeked of sweat.

The mute met the little boy's eyes and remained expressionless when he heard that the little thing disliked the smell of his coat.

The dumb man thought to himself: Humph, you can’t keep washing your coat. It won’t be warm if you wash it!

[Dumb uncle?! ]

Brother Qiangzi heard the noise, opened the door a crack and asked.

Of course the mute didn't answer. He stood under the lamp, waved his hand and pointed outside, meaning that he wanted to go out.

The roads inside the farm had been cleared, and without thinking much, the mute got on the electric tricycle that Wang Tiedan had ridden.

I didn't expect the little thing in my arms to start screaming -

[Squeaky——No, no, this car is not safe, change another one! ]

The dumb man's big gloves holding the handlebars shook, and he complained silently in his heart: I can't ride any other car, riding a bicycle is not enough for me to breathe, how can I go to save people!

Wang Defa poked his pointed head out from his collar, looked left and right, then stretched out a little paw and pointed at the horse in the barn!

That was the prop that Brother Qiangzi used to show off. The video of him riding a horse in the snow attracted at least three thousand fans.

Normally this horse is quite docile. Everyone in the farm can ride it and run a few laps, but outsiders are not allowed to ride it. If you touch it, it will kick its back.

The mute hesitated for a moment, and then actually went to get the horse out.

He jumped onto the horse swiftly. Qiangzi heard it from the bed but didn't say anything.

[He went out for a stroll on horseback in the middle of the night. Uncle Dumb must be too angry. He should ask Fourth Aunt to introduce him to a wife. He is such a good man, but he has become stupid because of being so stifled...]

The horse walked steadily, its tail swinging back and forth, and it was not frozen at all by the wind and snow.

Wang Defa shrank back obediently, fearing that he would fall off the horse.

The woman was still there, holding her child who had fallen asleep from crying himself tired. Her eyes were swollen like peaches, with only a thin slit left.

Suddenly she heard the sound of horse hooves approaching and she screamed in fright.

The mute took out an old-fashioned phone from his pocket and called her back, and then the two confirmed their identities.

There was no crying and no warm greetings.

It was so quiet that the only sound that could be heard was the woman's heavy breathing, while the baby's snoring was blown away by the wind.

The woman held the child and grabbed the luggage and quickly got out of the car.

The mute silently helped the woman sit on the horse, hardly letting her shoes get wet.

(Wang Defa: Wow, it’s so sudden… the iron tree is about to bloom!)

We couldn't take the same route back because it was a big downhill slope. On the way here, the horse's hooves slipped several times when turning, and we made it back dangerously each time.

Have to take a detour.

The woman had never ridden a horse before, and the saddle made her feel very uncomfortable. She tilted her body and almost fell off.

The mute had no choice but to reach out and hold the woman's legs.

Wearing big cotton pants, big woolen pants and long johns is actually the same as holding on to a tree stump. He doesn't have any romantic thoughts in his mind.

But the woman felt uncomfortable and talked about all sorts of things. She always felt that the big hand was particularly hot through her big cotton pants, big woolen pants and long trousers.

Wang Defa secretly saw the woman's sideways glance at him and rolled his eyes.

The horse suddenly stopped and white mist came out of its nose.

The woman fell forward, hurting the child in her arms.

The child was already frightened and cried himself to sleep. This time, he just opened his mouth and cried without even opening his eyes, and the sound of evil was piercing my ears.

[Waaaaaaaa——Aaaaa——]

The horse had never carried a child before and was so frightened that it kept spinning around.

The mute pulled the rope tight and had to hold the woman to prevent her from falling, so he didn't care about the fat badger that was thrown to the ground by the big movement.

(Wang Defa sang a sad old song: I shouldn’t be here, I should be under the car…)

The child cried so hard that the snow on the nearby trees was shaken off.

The horse tossed up and down anxiously, and the dumb man could not hold it back.

The woman was thrown down again, without a doubt.

The mute pounced on it and lay underneath it, getting crushed so hard that he almost vomited his dinner.

The horse had its mane pulled out, and it was startled, frightened, and irritated. It continued to spin around, and out of the corner of its eye it saw a black mass in the snow, and it rushed forward with its hooves without hesitation.

Wang Defa was shot in the head in one second and then backflipped 3600 degrees and flew out: …

Fat badger used for farming, dead!

The next day it was taken out of the oil pan and sent to customers who needed treatment for hemorrhoids.


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