bookrandom Chapter 353: Toad: The Body is Hollowed Out (1)
Chapter 353: Toad: The Body is Hollowed Out (1)
There are no fish at the bottom of Star Lake. They are just tadpoles.
Kind-hearted tourists travelled thousands of miles to put tadpoles in glass bottles and released them into Star Lake.
God knows what the tadpoles will do after they successfully metamorphose and face the endless desert.
(Tadpoles: Thank you to all our great ancestors!)
The underworld was busy, and Wang Defa walked along the side.
In fact, the judge had already seen it and had imposed the punishment, so his anger had almost subsided.
The ghost officials under him each performed their duties and did not dare to criticize their superior's stingy behavior.
【呱~】
A gray thing on the lotus leaf took a deep breath, and the skin under its wide mouth swelled up into a strange transparent ball, ignoring the swan flying in the sky.
Yes, in the 80th life, Wang Defa was a toad.
A female toad with bumps on its back, very ugly.
Swan: Huh? The gaze from the bottom is really creepy.
Wang Defa: (ˉ▽￣～) Qua~~ I’m not interested in swans.
(In fact, it was because the toad had poor eyesight and could only see the small things jumping around in front of him. He couldn’t tell the difference between humans and animals beyond one meter, and everything was blurry beyond two meters. Alas, the toad felt miserable, but he couldn’t say anything…)
In this life, Wang was once again pregnant with a baby in his belly. His belly was so bloated that his feet could not be seen, and his head seemed to be grown directly on a ball.
【呱~】
Well, the kid’s father is nowhere to be seen.
(Popular Science: In fact, the eggs in the stomach are not injected with the core of life, and they still need to be continuously processed.)
(Wang Defa had never been a toad, and had no idea what a horrible scene of one female and multiple males waiting for him would be, a feast for the sea and sky...)
This is no longer the desolate desert of my previous life.
The stream is not wide, and there is green grass everywhere you look, and in the distance, trees are towering into the sky.
I don't know the exact coordinates.
Wang Defa had no neck, and he felt very uncomfortable after looking up at the sky for a long time.
Oh, my stomach is drooping.
Through the water surface, you can see a lot of big-headed tadpoles gathering together. I don’t know whose tadpoles they are, as their legs haven’t grown out yet.
【呱~】
With a kick of his powerful hind legs, Wang Defa jumped into the water swiftly without causing any splash.
The big-headed tadpoles chased after them excitedly, wanting to ask Wang Defa about his mother, whom he had never seen before.
Unfortunately, tadpoles have no legs and cannot match the speed of professional breaststroke swimmers. They cannot catch up in the blink of an eye.
The light underwater is dim and quite boring.
Wang Defa swam for a while, and heard the noisy movement above, so he surfaced out of curiosity -
Swoop, swoop, swoop!
【Quack, quack, quack——】
The frogs were startled and started croaking.
They were all male toads with slightly blackened front paws. When they saw Wang Defa, whose belly was as big as a winnowing basket, their little eyes turned green!
Another female toad not far away was being tightly held by a dozen strong male toads and was unable to break free.
Spinning, squeezing, and splashing water.
(?▽?)
Wang Defa has a cross eye.
In the two eyes as big as soybeans, one separated by a wide gap on the left and the other on the right, the figure of a male toad appeared, getting closer and bigger.
【call out--】
An impatient long-legged Oppa took the lead and lay on Wang Defa's back like a dog-skin plaster.
Aim and lock.
Oh my god, it’s such a strong force, it presses down hard.
Wang Defa quickly disappeared from the water and accidentally took a few gulps of river water, which tasted strange.
The second and third ones came up without hesitation and stretched out their black front paws to pull at the long-legged Oppa.
The long-legged Oppa hugged Wang Defa tightly with his four paws, and his eyes were almost gouged out by the people who came later.
[Quack? What's going on? I'm more beautiful than a fairy?!]
Wang Defa was surrounded and almost shit was squeezed out of him, but he still had time to mutter in his head.
These words were all heard by the oppa who had physical contact. Their little eyes blinked, clear and stupid.
Oppa ABC: I don’t understand, keep going! Grab! It’s important to have more offspring!
The three oppas punched and kicked each other, leaving the newcomers at a loss as to where to start, so they just formed a circle and waited.
Wow, queuing up for the bus?!
Pretty polite huh?!
Wang Defa realized that the situation was not good, so he gathered his energy into his dantian and used a move called the Thousand-Jin Drop.
The oppas chased after him relentlessly and followed him down.
[Quack! I don’t want to be like the one above! ]
The situation was not something Wang Defa could control. After sinking into the water, the 1vs3 situation had turned into a spectacular 1vs9 scene.
After a fierce fight, Wang Defa has already started giving birth.
A long string of tiny black dots, bound by a transparent gelatinous substance, floated in the water.
If you look at them through a magnifying glass, the small dots look like black pearls.
In the wild, transparent jelly is the best protection for small dots.
Of course, if you encounter a big fish, it’s useless.
The little fish also like to eat them, eating one in one bite.
The first long-legged Oppa who came up was attacked by his brothers. He was out of strength. Although he didn't move much, his body was exhausted. He didn't hold on tightly and was kicked over, flying backwards with a dazed look in his eyes.
Wang Defa didn't feel anything, as there was already a new passenger on his back.
ヾ(。￣□￣)?゜゜゜
There is no joyful feeling at all. These are a bunch of idiots who are just giving birth to tadpoles just for the sake of giving birth to tadpoles to complete their mission.
The black polka-dot ribbon dragged under Wang Defa was getting longer and longer. The temporary passenger on his back was beaten black and blue by other toads, but he stood still like a mountain, and his claws were tightening more and more.
A small crab passing by at the bottom of the river looked up stupidly. The fat female toad had its limbs spread out, and its white belly was bulging with scratches all over.
The little crab shrank back into the gap between its claws: Hiss, how pitiful...
[Gah! I feel like my body is being hollowed out!]
Wang Defa was annoyed by being harassed, so he kicked a toad in the face and jumped forward again.
A tiny fish couldn't resist the temptation of the polka-dot ribbon and came up with its mouth open.
(??﹃??)
Little Fish: Wow, I want to eat it!
Wang Defa, who had no time to pay attention, looked back and saw that the male toad that was kicked away had no place to vent its anger and hugged the little fish that had fallen into the trap.
The male toad knew that the target was wrong, but he still locked it with his hands and feet.
The little fish struggled to shake its tail but couldn't get free. It stared with its eyes wide open, doubting its life.
Xiao Xiaoyu: Well, I am a man too... How can I find a wife in the future if you are like this?!
The male toad didn't care, he locked it with all his strength.
(? ?д?)＜That’s too much!
Xiao Xiaoyu ran home crying, wanting to ask the elders for help.
Of course, it's an ugly thing on my back.
Time ticks by.
Degrees and seconds are like years.
Wang Defa is like a bus, one person gets on, one person gets next, one person gets on, one person gets next.
If it weren't for the polka-dot ribbon fluttering behind him that was getting longer and longer and his stomach was getting emptier and emptier, Wang Defa would have doubted whether he had fallen asleep.
Finally, there was only one male toad left.
Go with the flow in relative stillness.
The male toad only has one locked action throughout the entire process.
[Quack?]
【Quaa? ! 】
The two temporary couples who had no eye contact suddenly spoke up and startled each other.
The male toad spread out all four of its claws at the same time, without any reluctance, and swam away with a kick of its legs.
Wang Defa realized belatedly that his mission was accomplished, and he kicked his legs and hid himself as light as a swallow.
No wonder the tadpoles are looking for their mothers——
Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy Daddy and Mommy worked so hard, and then after the baby was born, they stopped caring about it.
The harsh and cruel living environment in the wild makes it harder for a small polka dot to survive and metamorphose into an adult, than to win the lottery.
Wang Defa didn't notice that a long piece of polka-dot ribbon was floating and entangled in the water plants at the bottom of the river.
It's relatively safe there.
As for those that continued to flow downward, most of them ended up in the stomachs of fishes...
When the sunlight shone directly into the water, Wang Defa was shocked to find his stomach was empty and he was almost starving to death.
As soon as he emerged, he was sucked into a black hole by a big black fish.
Wang Defa had just thought of turning into a braised fish in his next life when he was vomited out by the big black fish in the blink of an eye.
[Quack?]
The two confront each other.
This place is sparsely populated, but at least it has natural enemies. The big black carp is a natural eater and has lived for many years. It is so big.
It looked carefully at the ugly thing in front of it, and did not spray venom at it like it did last time.
As the saying goes, one learns from one's mistakes.
If you are extremely hungry, you have to eat.
Then the big black fish opened its mouth and sucked another one into its stomach.
(Popular Science: Toads cannot be eaten. Their swollen bodies will block the throat and are poisonous.)
Wang Defa was speechless. Are you kidding me?!
His body swelled up reflexively, and he only remembered the poison glands behind his ears when he was about to die.
It's a pity that the black fish's throat is too smooth due to years of eating, and it can't be blocked at all.
With a whoosh, Wang Defa slid into the deep part.
Toad, dead!