Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Chapter 343: Peacock: Splendid Dress (1)

No one is perfect, and no bird is perfect.

You are a beautiful bird, but you have a beak.

[Ah~Ah~Ah~Ah~Ah~]

At the east end of Lijia Village, the peacock from Old Chen's family was making strange noises again.

Not only is it noisy, but it's also so unpleasant that it can make people go crazy on the spot.

How nice it would be to be a mute beautiful bird.

Lao Chen’s hearing is not very good. He was an artilleryman when he was young, but he retired due to injury on duty.

The young men and women in the village originally wanted to climb over the wall to see the peacock's unparalleled beauty, but were discouraged by the deadly noise.

Well, in the seventy-third life, Wang was born as a blue peacock that was as beautiful as a fairy phoenix, with a penis, a male——

ヾ(o???)?ヾ

Wang Defa sang proudly to the jujube tree, completely ignoring the neighbors who were at home covering their ears, grimacing, and jumping around, wanting to rush to Old Chen's house and stuff its mouth with their smelly socks.

Lijia Village is a name inherited from many, many years ago. There are people with all kinds of surnames in the village, Zhao, Qian, Sun, Li, Wang, and Ermaizi. As time goes by, they become relatives and are polite to each other most of the time.

However, there are also quarrels.

Hey, the Chen family’s door was slammed loudly.

Old Chen, who was sleeping in a rocking chair under the tree, seemed not to hear anything, but his snoring became longer and louder.

[Bah, did you think I didn’t know that Lao Chen picked up this flat-haired animal in the bamboo forest? How could a peacock raised in the wild grow so sleek and shiny? It makes noises day and night, making me restless at home. I will report it to the village committee!!!]

The person outside the door walked away cursing.

Lao Chen's left eye suddenly opened a crack, and he relaxed only after seeing that there was no one under the big iron gate.

Oh, it turns out he was just pretending to sleep.

No wonder, even if one is hard of hearing, it is impossible for him not to hear the sound of a big brick hitting the iron door...

After Wang Kongque Defa finished singing a song, his throat felt dry and he turned to look at Lao Chen.

Old Chen got up and went to the kitchen to scoop a large spoonful of cooled boiled water.

The water was clear, reflecting the slender royal blue neck and the crown feathers on the head that looked like a crown.

Wang Defa was stunned by such unparalleled beauty. He turned left and right in a daze and took pictures again and again.

The tail feathers folded behind its back trembled as it twisted its body, but there was no sign of it spreading out.

(Wang Defa: ?? ? He is just an old man, and there is no beauty. Why would he open the screen? Isn’t it a waste of effort?)

Old Chen is already immune to such scenes. Will this silly bird feel sorry for himself seven or eight times? Even more conceited than the most coquettish little girl in the Chen family.

It was a rare moment of silence. Old Chen looked at the peacock happily, thinking about plucking a few feathers to make a fan for his granddaughter when she came back next time.

Wang De suddenly felt a chill on his butt. Puzzledly, he pulled his eyes away from the reflection in the water and turned to look behind him.

Well, it’s okay, every hair is beautiful.

(*?▽?*)

Blue peacocks are easy to feed. They eat a lot and poop even more.

You don’t know until you raise it. Once you do, you’ll be surprised. It can be called a gorgeous manure-producing machine.

There was a huge pile of shit there, as big as his body, as if it was full of shit.

(*+﹏+*)~

Only when Old Chen picked up the shovel to shovel the shit did he feel a little disgusted with his silly bird that had only good looks.

Wang Defa held his head high, Wang Zhi looked down upon him: o(￣ヘ￣o＃)

On the weekend, Old Chen's little daughter brought her chubby daughter home for a visit, and they arrived at the iron gate one after another with the uncle in a hat from the county forest police bureau.

Inside the door, the noise maker - King Peacock looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle.

Outside the door, Chen Si looked at the uncle in the hat one meter away with suspicion.

Old Chen was waving a big iron spoon in the kitchen. He had two stoves, one for keeping warm and one for stir-frying. The whole house was filled with the unique aroma of dry-pot pork intestines.

[Dad, open the door, I'm back with the baby! ]

[Grandpa, open the door, Grandpa, your dearest baby is back to see you, slurp~]

A suspicious stream of shiny liquid flowed from the corner of the baby's mouth. The uncle in the hat who stepped back half a step and waited sideways happened to see it and smiled knowingly.

Old Chen didn't hear it. All he could hear was the vague sound of the iron spoon hitting the iron pot.

Fortunately, the phone was vibrating, and it was a video of Chen Si.

As soon as the call was connected, it was right outside my own front door.

Old Chen threw the iron spoon away and ran to open the door in a hurry.

The king peacock, who rarely entered the kitchen and was afraid of being stained by the smell of oil smoke, sneaked in, lost himself in the aroma of the food, and was intoxicated. He flapped his wings and flew onto the stove.

Uncle Hat received a report from the public that the peacocks from Old Chen's family were frequently disturbing others and might have been lost in the forest park.

Such a case actually could be dismissed, but the whistleblower is related to a powerful director in the bureau, so even if it's just for show, an on-site investigation should be conducted so that they can go back and give an explanation.

The blue peacock is not a national protected animal and there is no prohibition on keeping it as a domestic animal.

The adults had something to talk about, so the baby with pigtails let go of his mother's hand and rushed into the kitchen.

【ah--】

【what? 】

The baby screamed and anxiously picked up the bamboo broom by the door, trying to drive away the bad peacock that stole the food.

Wang Kongque stretched his neck to swallow a large piece of burnt and fragrant pig intestines. His eyes bulged out from the heat. When he saw the broom coming towards him, he quickly dodged.

In a hurry, several hairs fell off and floated on the pig intestines that had been completely fried in fat.

(Wang Defa glared: I hate this little guy, he disturbs my good mood for eating!)

【Mom, Grandpa, come quickly! 】

Chen Si treated the baby as his dearest child and was the first to arrive.

Old Chen tried hard to explain to the two big hats, but when he saw the little girl running away, he got anxious and thought something happened to the baby, so he also ran back to the kitchen.

The chicken is flying and the dog is jumping.

No, the peacock flies and the baby jumps.

Feathers were flying all over the sky, it was obvious that the peacock had been hit hard several times.

Don’t be fooled by the baby’s small size. He has a family background in martial arts and has been practicing military boxing since he was young. He is invincible in beating all the troublemakers in the kindergarten.

How could a mere peacock be able to defeat the bamboo broom with its power and intimidation?

Wang Defa cried out a few times and squeezed out of the kitchen with the help of several people's shoulders.

The baby threw away the broom and threw himself into his mother's arms, looking very aggrieved.

Chen Si loves pig intestines the most, but he also feels sorry for his baby, so he almost wants to pluck all the feathers of the troublesome peacock.

When Wang Defa saw the two very similar mother and daughter's eyes, which looked like they were about to launch a rocket launcher, he very cleverly threw himself into the arms of the uncle in the big hat. No——

It's the top of the head.

They are all males, it would be weird to hug them together.

The neck of Man A in the Big Hat shrank due to the pressure, but luckily his lower body was stable enough and he did not fall to the ground in embarrassment.

Big Hat B couldn't help smiling and reached out to catch the peacock.

Just as his hand grasped the claws, the peacock turned its head to peck, and the man and the bird made eye contact. An anxious and sharp voice exploded in his mind -

[Let go, no no no, big brother, help me, that little girl wants to stew me, help, help, help! ]