Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Chapter 329: White-headed Stupid Man: Nothing More Than Three (3)



Chapter 329: White-headed Stupid Man: Nothing More Than Three (3)

In the 63rd life, on a towering tree where one can smell the sea breeze.

Bird's nest, two eggs.

There can be one or two but not three, and Wang Defa is one of them.

I held my breath and tried my best to grow up quickly and not to be the second child.

When the day came when he broke out of the shell, Wang Defa was indeed the boss.

Five days later, a tender yellow pointed little mouth emerged from the second egg.

Wang Defa stood by with a sinister look on his face, staring intently. When he saw the little yellow mouth opening and closing, he burped unconsciously.

Whenever the claws of evil reach out to us, we must fight back fiercely!

I don't kill anyone, but if anyone wants to kill me, I will kill them!!!

(@ ̄ー ̄@)

Oh, you son of a bitch, why don’t you come out!!!

Things change over time. It's not that there is no retribution, it's just that the time has not come yet. Haha, haha, hiccups——

As a result, there was no way to avenge this.

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The second child is a delicate and soft sister.

Wang Defa kicked the egg over and stepped on Meizi's head tremblingly, hesitating and unable to take action.

The most crucial thing is that Diaoma turned back in time, and Wang Defa, who was ready to commit evil, had no chance to kill her at all.

The mother eagle paced back and forth, waiting for her cub to get up by herself.

The dead branches trembled, making tiny noises. The small fish that were not yet dead were thrown to the other side of the bird's nest, twisting their bodies in vain.

The little girl tried her best and even though she was knocked unconscious after the fall, she still managed to get up tenaciously, staggering back and forth, looking soft, cute andCute.

【Ahhhh——】

(*^◎^*)

The two little mouths opened wide, crying for food.

Diao Ma accepted her fate and started nurse mode, tearing off a piece of fish and feeding the baby a bite, left and right, without bias.

If you were any slower, you would be pierced by the screams of the two little guys.

The brother and sister love each other and change every day.

On the bare skin, light down quickly grew, followed by feathers, layer after layer.

The two bald guys gradually changed from very ugly to slightly ugly, like a pair of fried chickens.

In the eyes of Diao Ba, who is away from home for almost every other day, the two cubs have grown up in the blink of an eye.

The mother eagle rolled her eyes: Humph, you don’t even bother to bear the pain of giving birth to and raising cubs!

Diao's father shrank his neck and worked honestly, not daring to be lazy or even glance at his wife.

【Wow——】

A sudden heavy rain accompanied by hail scared Wang Defa so much that he rolled on the ground in a dusty ball, with nowhere to hide.

There was a bump on the little girl's head. She looked up at the sky stupidly, opened her mouth and licked it with her tongue. Her little eyes were shining, and she jumped up excitedly to catch the hail.

Well, this is a little fool who didn't know how to hide from the heavy rain. I wonder whose son he will bring trouble to in the future...

The mother eagle stretched out her wings without saying a word, gathered the two cubs in front of her, then stood up, wrapped the two little ones in her arms, and suddenly lowered her body and sat down.

Wang Defa: The feeling of suddenly going blind is really strange.

The girl turned her head in confusion: It’s dark?! Mom, I’m still hungry!

Dad Diao stood aside like a fool, looking at the dark sky, then at the hailstones as big as stones that were hitting him, wondering whether he should squat on top of the mother and her two children to protect them from the wind and rain.

The mother eagle was hit on the head by hail. She shrank her neck and tried her best to cover the two little ones tightly.

Wang Defa scratched his head: Uncle Trump’s evidence of stirring up trouble over the years is firmly in the hands of his opponents. He should be unable to turn things around or do anything evil, right? !

SO, why was there a torrential rain, hail and tornado on that day? !

In the end, Dad Diao was unable to stand on his wife, as that is a posture reserved for mating, and there were the cubs watching, so it was inappropriate.

The family cuddled up to each other for warmth——

Big heads were hit by big heads, hailstones were hitting back and forth, but he had to close his eyes and endure it.

The little heads were touching each other, and Diao Ma's belly was so warm that the brother and sister blinked at each other and fell asleep.

It was not until the afternoon of the next day that the heavy rain turned from pouring to drizzling.

The eagle's mother and father no longer look like their original good looks. Their feathers are no longer wet, and they are exposed to the rain. Their bodies have visibly shrunk by half.

Fortunately, the two little ones were nestling quietly in their mother eagle's belly. Apart from them crying from hunger, there was nothing to worry about.

When the eagle father received the glare from his wife, he immediately stood up, soared into the air, and flew out vertically to look for food.

The mother eagle was splashed with water all over her head and body by the idiot's wings flapping violently. She was so angry that she didn't know where to start.

Wang Defa stuck his head out, staring at the unobstructed gray-black sky above his head with his small eyes, blinded by the drizzle.

Diao Ma just lowered her head and met her son's small eyes. Suddenly, a childish voice exploded in her small head.

[Mom, why don’t you move?! ]

(?`?Д?′)!!

Diao Ma was stunned and blinked a few times, but still didn't say anything.

Fortunately, Wang Defa realized that he had inadvertently started the mind-reading mode again. He was afraid that Diao Ma would throw him away as a monster, so he pretended nothing happened and shrank back, hugging his sister's small body tightly and trembling.

Diao Ma was ignorant and thought she was hallucinating during a daydream. After careful consideration, she found that the child's voice never appeared again, so she forgot about it.

move place? !

Haha, moving is a time-consuming and laborious task. Both husband and wife are lazy and have no intention of doing it at all.

This bird's nest was a second-hand house that the couple found when they first started living together. They just added a few branches and moved in as their wedding room.

Even though there were several disastrous storms later, the huge bird's nest, which had been in use for who knows how many years, remained stable.

In the days that followed, the family was busy feeding and raising the child.

The sun rises and the moon sets.

The speed at which time flies is basically the same as the speed at which the two cubs are becoming more and more like their mother in terms of appearance and figure.

Oh, except for the color, it is still a seamless chestnut dumpling.

Wang Defa had never seen what other bald eagle cubs looked like, and at one point he suspected that his cub was not the eagle father's biological son.

(Popular Science: The color of a bald eagle chick changes very, very slowly. It takes about five years for it to have a white head and a black back, the same as its biological father. It is a biological eagle, no doubt about it. The ferocity of the eagle father is well known to the world.)

The younger sister was very brave and actually learned to fly before her brother Wang Defa.

It followed behind the mother eagle, grabbed a piece of dead branch with its little claws and threw it into the bird's nest to reinforce it, squeaking and showing off like a happy little angel.

︿( ̄︶ ̄)︿

Wang Defa, who was afraid of heights and water, was willing to spread his nearly two-meter-long wings and glide only after being kicked out brutally by his mother.

The altitude of this towering tree is really scary!

When children grow up, they leave home.

The bird's nest was no longer big enough for the whole family, so it hung precariously on the tree branch, looking very dangerous.

Without her mother asking anything, Meizai went out to create her own world without looking back.

Wang Defa followed closely behind, with a huge Diaoma footprint on his butt.

Diao Ma: Go away, it’s impossible for me to be a parasite!

This is the seaside. As a bird of prey with great strength, sharp claws, and a hooked beak, it is easy to feed itself.

Wang Defa wandered for a long time and turned from a young and naive man into a well-known and ferocious fool.

There are too many crisscrossing electric wires in human settlements. Don't go there, or you will be electrocuted like a roasted eagle.

On another warm afternoon as winter was about to begin, Wang Defa accidentally discovered that many of his kind were gathering together for a picnic. Out of curiosity, he also joined them.

A lot of squeaking, oh, it's not a picnic, it's a blind date meeting.

If you like each other, you can go out on a date hand in hand.

Wang Defa was still young and didn’t have any ideas.

Unable to resist, the sturdy female eagle next to her came over and threw her seductive eyes.

Female eagle: Hey, you haven’t changed color yet?

Wang Defa:?

Female eagle: Come on, I’ll take you to do something exciting!

Wang Defa: ヽ(*。>Д<)o゜I suspect you want to eat me!

The female eagle glared: Are you going or not! ! ! !

Wang Defa: ...Oh.

The female eagle took the lead and flew away from the blind date corner, and Wang Defa followed closely behind. His head was so noisy by the squeaking sounds behind him that he could not focus.

In fact, the female eagle looks very beautiful, majestic and powerful, with shiny fur, broad wings and long legs, giving people a sense of security.

(?▽?)

Wang Defa squinted his eyes and looked at the female eagle that suddenly turned around and flew towards him, and obediently let the other party grab his claws.

This is the wedding ceremony——

With four claws clenched tightly and the wings unloading force, it spins in free fall until the last moment when it releases the claws and flies up.

This is to foster trust and loyalty between spouses.

Diaoma never taught Wang Defa this.

The female eagle felt excited at first as it spun in the air, until it crashed into the sea water one meter away from the reef with a loud bang, and then she realized with disappointment that she had chosen the wrong target.

This is actually a fool.

Wang Defa's slender neck hit the reef, knocking down several large abalone that were tightly clinging to the reef.

The cervical vertebra was obviously broken.

His big black eyes didn't blink at all, staring at the plump abalone next to his mouth. He wanted to eat it so much!

The female eagle struggled, flapping her broad wings wildly and trying hard to get out with her claws, determined not to be a widow!

Wang Defa was hit on the face by a wing, his eyes were blank and he didn't react.

The abalone squirmed rapidly, stretching out many thin tentacles in an attempt to escape.

The female eagle grabbed the abalone fiercely, exerted great strength, and finally broke free. She flew out and looked back from a distance, but there was no trace of the fool, who had already sunk to the bottom of the water...

The stupid king Defa is dead!


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