Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Chapter 287: The Little Hen: Steady and Steady (1)

【Giggle~】

Surprised? Unexpected?

In this life, I, Wang Defa, am still a chicken.

A young hen with a tender voice and still in a rapid growth period.

A common Chinese egg-laying chicken breed purchased specifically for laying eggs.

Like hundreds of other pullets, she was raised in a small farm.

Fortunately, the windows are bright and clean, and the lights above replace sunlight, so there is enough daylight and the chickens are not in a state of panic due to fear of the dark all the time.

I looked up, my eyes full of helplessness.

【Giggle~】

Are you going to lay eggs until your anus prolapses again? Why can't I see a single rooster?!

A tall and thin boy appeared outside the door. Through the furry glass, I saw a chubby orange cat on his shoulder.

[Be good, Xiao Mi, wait until I finish feeding them before I play with you! You can't follow them in. They are new to our house and are timid. They will have a stress reaction. You don't want my hard-earned business to fail again, do you?]

Dong Xiaoxi was coaxing the clingy cat with soft words, not noticing that there was a hen in the chicken coop who was observing him thoughtfully.

Dong Xiaoxi is very handsome. He is the class hunk and the school hunk in reserve.

During his four years in college, if he had not been determined, he would have been stripped and eaten by all the pursuers.

He and his girlfriend Huayue are classmates, both studying agricultural breeding technology.

It is difficult to find a job with this major in the city. After graduation, they both face the practical issues of survival and development, and, oh, marriage.

Huayue is from Jinhai, a place whose name contains the word "sea" but is actually entirely grassland. The Hua family has thousands of sheep waiting for her to inherit.

It's not easy to marry her. First of all, you need to have the ability to be admired by Huayue's parents, then the ability, and finally the assets.

The bride price is 150 yuan and a -square-meter house in a settlement area.

When Dong Xiaoxi sent Hua Yue home, he had already been thoroughly educated by Hua's parents and brothers.

He had little interest in staying on the prairie to help his future in-laws raise, herd, slaughter and sell sheep. He was a tough man and had no intention of marrying into the wife's family.

On the day of leaving, Huayue cried and asked him.

[Xiaoxi, are you ready to give up on me?! ]

【how come? ! 】

Dong Xiaoxi held Huayue in his arms, and under the murderous gaze of Hua's old father, he placed his palm steadily on Huayue's smooth back and gently comforted her, as if he was petting a kitten.

By the way, Xiaomi is the cat that Huayue raised at school. Before leaving, she gave it to Dong Xiaoxi to help raise it and to help her keep an eye on it.

It has been half a year since Dong Xiaoxi returned home, and he has just set up this business, so it is still a long way to start making a profit.

There is still a certain risk in applying the knowledge learned from books in practice. He is still young and has the opportunity to try and make mistakes.

When he finally pushed Xiao Mi gently but firmly out the door, he turned around and was met with hundreds of pairs of frightened little green eyes.

[Hey, you're always said to be as timid as a mouse. You've been in my house for more than ten days, why is your stress reaction still so strong? ! ]

The whole place was silent, and no one responded to him.

【Giggle~】

It’s me. I stretched my neck and responded loudly, trying to attract Dong Xiaoxi’s attention.

Dong Xiaoxi really put down the gourd ladle and walked towards the chicken coop. He was also a little touched. After all, these little hens would be his source of food and clothing for the next two years.

Lay eggs, sell eggs, lay eggs, sell eggs.

Then accumulate capital and expand scale.

Well, it’s not time to lay eggs yet.

As she had no experience in hatching eggs and raising chicks, Dong Xiaoxi consulted her teacher and purchased healthy chicks, about 60 days old, directly from a large chicken farm.

To this day he still can't forget what a chaotic situation it was on the day the chicks first arrived home. He and his parents were so tired that they couldn't sleep all night, fearing that the more than 300,000 yuan they had paid the day before would be wasted.

Fortunately, so far, only a dozen have been lost.

Although he was heartbroken, he could still bear such a loss.

【Is that you, Guguji? ! 】

Dong Xiaoxi stretched out a finger and gently poked the head of the hen, which was obviously different from the other chickens with shrunken necks.

[Cluck, cluck, cuckoo? What does cuckoo chicken mean?! Is this the new name you gave me? ]

Dong Xiaoxi blinked, expressing her discomfort with the words that appeared in her mind. It was very mysterious, as if she was still dreaming in bed.

He didn't know that the hen called him over specifically to show off her superpowers so that she could avoid the possibility of laying eggs and getting anal prolapse, and thus become the manager's new favorite.

Dong Xiaoxi was stunned, just like many humans in the past who heard the voices of animals for the first time.

[Hey, you, why haven't you come to your senses yet? It's me, I'm talking in your head! I'm not a monster, don't roast me and eat me... I'm still young, I don't have much meat and it's stuck in my teeth! ]

Dong Xiaoxi stretched out his right hand and pushed it forward, making the same stop gesture as a traffic policeman would make when directing traffic.

Hey, the little hen actually understood this action and shut up immediately.

Dong Xiaoxi took out his mobile phone and searched on Baidu: "What if the hen could talk?"

The window that pops up [If the little hen could talk, what would it say...]

It was completely different from what he had just heard.

He didn't believe it and called Teacher Didi again.

The teacher replied with three words——【Are you still asleep?】

OK.

Looking at the hen's expectant eyes, Dong Xiaoxi put his hand on the lock of the chicken coop and opened it with a click.

Then, except for this one, the other four chickens in the cage retreated in panic, flapping their wings frantically as they retreated, fearing that they would be caught. They were terribly scared.

Dong Xiaoxi spread out his right hand and placed it next to the chicken coop.

The hen took a big step forward with her head held high and stood firmly on his hand.

【Hehehe~Hello! 】

Dong Xiaoxi's pupils shrank. It was indeed true.