Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Chapter 284 Big Rooster: Hidden NPC (3)



Chapter 284 Big Rooster: Hidden NPC (3)

The little boy raised his hands obediently, without any intention of resisting.

A tall masked woman stood in front of him, holding a gun.

The kid raised his head slightly and saw the game user name above the heroine's head——

【Burn My Calorie Ms.】

Kid:?_?

Huh? What kind of weird name is this?

Forgive him for being too young, it's good enough that he can recognize all the words.

[Take off the mask, a grown man is covering himself up...eh? ]

Burn My Calories Ms. Li had just said to take off her mask when the kid ripped it off, so fast that an afterimage was almost visible, revealing a big, childish face. The words she hadn't finished were stuck -

The kid grinned, nine parts well-behaved and one part flattering, with a big hole in his front teeth...

[Burn my sister Kaluli, I surrender, can you please stop hitting me, I just want to stay alive and get points! ]

[Ahem, my name is Ershi! ]

【ah? ! What? 】

The kid wants to scratch his ears.

[I said, my name is Ershi, Er from Tolstoy, Shi from assorted hotpot! ]

[Okay, Sister Ershi! I'll be obedient and give you all the equipment! ]

Ershi waved his hands, "Forget it, forget it. I can't bully a child. Go play! I still have to complete my mission!"

The kid didn't care and stuffed it all into her hands.

If you ask the little brother what his biggest wish in life is, it is to have a lovely sister——

Unfortunately, his parents were incompetent and could not do anything no matter how much they talked. When he asked them, they just said, "Do you want a sister?"

He remembered that when he was three years old, he answered like this: [My younger sister is too weak. I have to carry her on my shoulders all the time. I think it’s better to be a sister!]

He still remembers the indescribable expressions on his parents' faces at that time.

[Sister, what task are you going to do? I can help you. I'm free anyway! ]

Ershi was also infected by the boy's sincere enthusiasm. She had a wild sister and they had never gotten along well since childhood. When she met this kind of clingy kid who took advantage of the situation, she felt embarrassed to refuse him.

If Lao Wang and Rose were there, they would probably be able to recognize at a glance that this is the professor's eldest daughter.

If Lao Wang could really take the potion out, he might have a chance to become Ershi's brother-in-law and call her sister.

Unexpectedly, she also came in. I wonder if it was the professor's deliberate arrangement.

Her last name is not Li, but Ershi. She is probably one of the eight confidential personnel.

Otherwise, Rose, who had read the personnel list thoroughly, would have discovered it long ago.

[I want to collect enough high-level supplies, regardless of category, the more the better! ]

The kid scratched his head: It sounds familiar, I seem to have heard it somewhere before.

Ersh put away his gun, switched to free view, and checked if there were any enemies nearby—

Although she didn't see anyone, she accidentally ran into two big roosters fighting with their feathers standing on end not far away. Outside them, a dozen little hens were clucking and watching the fun.

Chicken feathers were flying all over the sky, red, orange, yellow, green and black.

【Wow, a chicken king competition? 】

[Um, sister, do you want to listen to what you are saying? ! ]

The Fire Phoenix's combat power is very poor——

Damn it, I'm a nurse-type support player, and the few colorful feathers I had left were plucked out by the evil-minded big rooster on the opposite side. I was so heartbroken that I jumped to my feet!

[Little brother, help me!!!]

Since I can't bear to leave this group of little hens, I naturally ask for help!

[Hmm?! Little kid brother? Are you being called? This name is quite unique, hahaha! I’ll call you that too!]

Ershi joked. She looked at the child in front of her, who was almost as tall as her, and was filled with emotion.

You know, the players in the holographic game are almost one-to-one replicas of their real-life appearances. Many people who don't want to be recognized check various props for disguise before coming in.

The little boy blushed and nodded.

[Sister, you can call me anything, hehe! ]

The tall figure ran away with a grin, which was very cute. Ersh followed with his long legs and couldn't help smiling.

If we don’t hurry up, the Fire Phoenix’s feathers will be plucked out by the enemy!

A hen cheered too excitedly and gave birth prematurely. She didn't even have time to squat down before a golden egg was laid, causing the hens to scramble for it.

This is not an ordinary egg. It is full of energy. It is a treasure that can quickly replenish the blood tank. It is more useful than the universal medical box that is difficult to pick up.

I don’t know which kind person built a shed for them to live in.

Blind guess is a programmer, not a programmer.

Because women would not arrange such a large polygamous family. Although it is in line with the laws of nature, it is an eyesore.

In the world of games, programmers are the masters and it’s all about the heartbeat.

The kid had no moral principles and when he saw the Fire Phoenix looking so miserable and disheveled in the wind, he pulled out his gun.

Empty...

Ershi was ashamed. She said she didn't want his equipment, but he insisted on giving it to her.

She quietly picked up a frying pan from her backpack and put the handle into the little boy's hand.

Using this to beat a chicken can be considered a dimensionality reduction attack.

The kid suddenly remembered an old cartoon - Red Wolf and Big Big Wolf. The frying pan that knocked Big Big Wolf away looked quite similar to this one.

This is the basic weapon in the game, used for close combat, to attack the enemy unexpectedly and kill them without making a sound.

【哐! 】

【哐! 】

【Bang! 】

It only took three hits and the little hens took a step back in fright.

Their king kicked his legs and fell straight down.

Ershi also saw the bald-butt rooster, which became arrogant when it saw the little brother taking action, and took the opportunity to peck the other brother's comb hard.

He is really vindictive and a stingy person. You should not offend him unless it is necessary.

[Okay, Fire Phoenix, you can choose your own wife. Choose whichever one you like! ]

[Huh? Can't I have them all? ]

The Fire Phoenix began to be shy again. With its extremely small face and extremely small eyes, it somehow managed to create an obscene expression.

[If you can handle it, that's fine! Ahem! ]

After the little brother finished speaking, he remembered that his sister was still behind him, so he quickly stopped talking.

He doesn't understand anything, really, he is still an innocent child.

He watched the Fire Phoenix take two steps at a time and dive into the flock of hens before turning around.

The hen that had just laid a golden egg pushed the egg with her claws, and it rolled to the little boy's feet.

[Hmm?! For me?!]

The little brother was overjoyed. He picked up the egg and handed it to Ershi without hesitation, ignoring the resentful look of the hen.

[Sister, here, I give it to you. It looks great! ]

(??)

For the first time, Ershi felt the caring nature of his soft and adorable younger brother. His recognition, companionship, and sense of security were all maxed out, and his emotional value was 100 points.

She raised her hand and touched the little boy's head.

(,,′?w?)ノ“(′っw?`.)

【Thank you, little brother! 】

The Fire Phoenix became the bridegroom three minutes after its victory.

Time is limited, so we must act quickly.

There were too many brides to count.

The little hens clucked and flapped their wings happily.

It seemed as if some mysterious switch had been turned on.

According to the injection order, a 30-second countdown character appeared above the hen's head.

When the countdown showed 0, the hen started laying eggs.

It panicked and suddenly jumped onto a short tree stump. The egg didn't have legs, so it was not so lucky and fell to the ground and broke into two pieces.

There was a grenade inside.

Ersh was shocked.

The little brother was not surprised, because his cousin once mentioned that the Fire Phoenix could give birth to high-end weapons.

He calmly picked up the grenade and handed it to Ersh.

[Sister, please keep it well. It’s best to store it separately~]

Ersh has played the old version many times, but has never picked up a weapon with such great destructive power as a grenade.

She finally understood why the smart kid would help it.

The Fire Phoenix was surrounded in the middle and was still busy.

The little hens were very excited as new eggs were born one after another. Brother Xiao and Ershi picked them up separately.

Most of them are miniature grenades, and a few golden eggs contain flares.

There were unusual energy fluctuations here. People nearby who had their free vision turned on noticed it and drove over quickly.

The Fire Phoenix was urged to stamp its feet, and the hens within a 20-meter diameter area disappeared.

[Little brother, what is this? ]

[Sister, I'll explain it to you later. Let's go in too!]

Ersh staggered two steps and disappeared on the spot.

(I have a high fever today, my throat is razor-sharp and my fever is 39.3. My resistance is as thin as paper... I will keep the 2500 words for the event sign-in first, and make up for it when I feel better)


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