Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Chapter 282 Big Rooster: Hidden NPC (1)



Chapter 282 Big Rooster: Hidden NPC (1)

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[Shut up, you idiot! If I wasn't afraid that I wouldn't be able to defeat the others alone, I wouldn't bring you with me! ]

The person who was speaking looked like a young man in tattered clothes, but his voice was strangely childish.

By the way, I, Wang Defa, am now a big rooster.

A big rooster that was held hostage and had its tail feathers almost plucked out.

This is my fortieth rotation in the animal kingdom, and we are outlaws in a holographic mobile game.

I could see four big words on the boy’s forehead: The most handsome guy.

This is his game username, very childish.

I looked up to see if there was a username on my head, and the guy hit me on the head.

[You are a hidden NPC, Fire Phoenix! The moment I picked you up, your attributes were automatically hidden, and only I can see them! ]

(NPC stands for non-player character)

[Oh, by the way, stop giggling and talk! Speak up, I don’t like silence!]

The young man pulled the black scarf covering his face down a little, and wow, the holographic projection revealed his real face!

No wonder he has to cover his face, one can tell at a glance that he is at most eight years old...

His eyes are clear, his lips are rosy, plump and watery, and he is missing a front tooth.

Isn’t it the time for little boys to change their teeth around the age of eight?!

[Hey——Oh my god, kid, what did you eat to grow up? Why are you so tall? ]

[Hahaha, my parents are both part-time basketball players, but I don’t like playing basketball, so I’ve wasted these good genes!]

The kid wiped the spear in his hand nonchalantly. It was shiny and his technique was skillful. He must be an experienced gunman!

[Since I am an NPC, why can you still arrest me? 】

[Stupid, of course it’s because you have a certain range of invisibility and can drop equipment!!!]

The kid stared at me as if I were a fool.

[Me? Invisible? Exploding equipment? How come I don’t know?! I’m a rooster, a male, and I can’t lay eggs!]

[So, I have to find a hen for you. Oh, what a hassle! When I get points and go home, I will tell my cousin that this is a bug and ask him to fix it. It is really unethical to let underage players do the work of matchmaking...]

The kid accidentally blew himself up and took the back door. Anyway, he is still in the safe zone and there is no one within ten miles.

[Well, choose a good-looking hen. I’m very picky! ]

The little boy looked at the big rooster covering his face with its wings and acting shy. He felt so upset that he almost vomited the food he had eaten the night before.

Well, the aunt from the next building who was always flirting with his dad was like this too. After being spanked on the head by her mom, she became much more obedient and never dared to look at people with the side of her eyes again.

[Fire Phoenix, you better pray that I don't run into any life-or-death situations. We are now bound together. Otherwise, your setting will blow up anyone who tries to kill me!]

[Ah?! They exploded, what about me?!]

The little brother didn't say anything, but raised one corner of his mouth and smiled sinisterly.

[Okay, okay, stop talking...]

??o·(? ?????????? )?o·?

I covered my chest, feeling weak all over and wanting to cry!

One man and one chicken set off.

The kid switched to free perspective and found a helicopter approaching rapidly. There were three burly men on board, whose weapons and equipment were far superior to his.

[Gam! The safe zone is no longer safe! Fire Phoenix, retreat!]

If you can't beat them, just hide.

Someone on the helicopter was shouting with a loud speaker.

[Attention everyone, we won’t kill you if you surrender your weapons, but just hand over all your equipment! ]

My goodness, they are a bunch of bandits.

The game has just begun, and we must first arm ourselves and then implement the eradication plan.

The little boy didn't mind the smell and held the Fire Phoenix in his arms.

Swah——

In his free perspective, everything around him except the sand and gravel, and the man and the chicken disappeared completely in an instant.

The Fire Phoenix is ​​truly a hero among men and a must-have when traveling.

The three bandits had already landed on the ground, shooting everywhere with their guns. They were quite cautious.

One of them was made into a one-eyed dragon shape. Wouldn't this affect the accuracy of the shooting? !

[Strange, wasn't there someone here thirty seconds ago? ]

The muscular man in red who was leading the charge half-knelt down, twisted his hips in a funny way and asked his brothers.

[Old Wang, please control your unruly temper. If we can't collect enough supplies to exchange for potions this time, the professor will not let you get close to her daughter when we are offline!]

This sentence contains a lot of information.

The kid squatting between the three of them scratched his head. He had heard from his cousin a long time ago that during the public beta of the new version of the game, a section for exchanging rewards was added.

As long as enough supplies are collected, the items are exchanged and the player survives until the end of the game, the items can be brought back to the real world.

The potions in this holographic war game are comparable to the spiritual fluids in the world of cultivation. They have the effect of bringing the dead back to life, are priceless, and are notoriously hard to come by.

Even rich players have nowhere to spend money, it all depends on luck.

The one-eyed dragon growled.

[Rose, be careful, walls have ears! Something is wrong, I'm sure someone disappeared before, maybe they want to ambush and kill you, stay alert! ]

? ??? What, this bearded guy who is over two meters tall is called Screw? !

[Huh? Hahahahaha——]

A burst of laughter was like thunder from the blue sky. It was me.

The kid never expected that the Fire Phoenix had such a low sense of humor. It suddenly laughed, and scared the three men who were about to leave.

Being invisible doesn't mean that even the sound can disappear...

[Who? If you try to act mysterious, I'll blow your head off!]

The red-dressed macho Lao Wang got nervous and wanted to dance again! He was holding an S1897 shotgun, which could only be used at close range and loaded manually.

He also wanted a good gun, but unfortunately he had a special physique and was always unlucky. The equipment of the two older brothers was many times better than his.

So, he was the most active one during the robbery.

The one-eyed dragon's ears twitched. He vaguely remembered that the sound just now was very low, almost touching the ground, but -

There was only sand in the visible area around him, and there was no shelter. Even a fist-sized stone was kicked away by him out of suspicion.

The kid squatted behind the Fire Phoenix, pinched its sharp beak with one hand, muted the microphone manually, and held his breath.

If you show up in this situation, you will definitely be shot in the head.

▄︻┻┳═一……☆(>○<)

He still wants to get more points!

You must survive!

Little brother didn't know what kind of turbulent waves were in Fire Phoenix's heart——

For several lifetimes in a row, no one has dared to touch me directly!

Does anyone remember that I can activate precognitive powers from touch?

This kid turned out to be the youngest son of Chinese Kung Fu superstar and Professor Lin from the High-end Intelligent Brain Research Laboratory, and the second batch of high-tech talents to migrate to Mars.

He can return to his homeland briefly every month through holographic games. God knows how expensive and unpalatable the vegetables and fruits on Mars are!


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