bookrandom Chapter 207: Monkey Chapter: Laozi Shudao Mountain (19)
Chapter 207: Monkey Chapter: Laozi Shudao Mountain (19)
The one-eyed male monkey was so careless that he didn't even notice that the female monkey was staring at him.
Its wife saw it, took a step forward, and stood between the two monkeys. She had a bad look on her face and her fists were itching to fight.
The green tea monkey met its fierce gaze and didn't dare to say a word. It turned around and ran away.
Well, its right foot is badly lame, because it was stepped on by the male monkey it chose.
Tietou looked in the direction where the Green Tea Monkey disappeared, looking a little listless and without any energy.
Damn, it seems to still remember, that is its mother——
The mother who only gave birth to the children but not raised them didn’t recognize their mother at all…
[Squeak——]
Okay, the sun is melting the new paint on the railings, let’s go home, go home and have some milk!
Because the kitten and Tietou had always had a bad relationship and they would fight every time they met, I had no choice but to find another place to live near the original tree hole.
There was a nest of squirrels in a very high tree hole. I chased them away and picked up a lot of pine nuts, peanuts and wild chestnuts. My mouth was full of the delicious taste and I felt my brain was working better than before.
The little kitten comes to visit from time to time, but its fighting ability is not as good as Tietou's. Once a fight starts, it will run away if it can't win.
Anyway, Tietou is very homesick. He will go wherever his sister is and will not chase her even if they get into a fight.
The milk in the space is just the tip of the iceberg. Tietou has also started to add complementary foods, such as protein powder and various canned foods.
Alas, sooner or later, my sister and I will grow up to be muscular monkeys.
That's fine, I...
Alas, it’s hard to describe King Kong Barbie Monkey.
┗|｀O′|┛ Ouch~~
As summer turned to winter, another wave of pregnant monkeys were centralized for management and sent to the mother and baby park.
Similar to last year but also very different, Liu Qingfeng was holding a monkey-beating stick and urging Li Feng to lock the door faster.
The forty or so restless male monkeys behind him are not to be trifled with.
Even though they knew that their wives would be better taken care of, have enough food and not cold in this garden, they still felt reluctant to leave. After all, these were the wives they had managed to get with great difficulty.
The longer we are apart, who knows if he will still recognize me next spring. Male monkeys have no rights. After starving for a whole winter, he becomes skinny and his hair is not shiny. He must be a completely different monkey from when he gained weight in autumn...
There were only three or five female monkeys left alone, and one of them was Yadan.
The two-year-old Yadan is almost the same size as an adult female monkey, with muscular limbs and is even stronger.
On his chest hangs an iron head that looks curiously at anyone approaching, but will bar its teeth and threaten if it doesn't sense any kindness.
There are always tourists on the mountain all year round. Now, on a cold and windy day, Tietou begged his sister to take him out for a walk.
[Squeak——]
I really owe you in my previous life.
Can't you just stay at home and spend the winter there?
Is the hot pot not tasty?! Or is the milk not tasty?!
Tietou threw down the bottle, catapulted into the air, jumped directly onto his sister, and hung on her, shaking herself with her hands and feet, acting coquettishly.
?(????)
It knows that its sister will only respond to soft words and not hard ones!
So, when the tourist, who was wrapped in fleece, thick, windproof and waterproof gear, was holding his waist and catching his breath, he saw two monkeys, one big and one small, squatting on the side of the road.
The brown and yellow fur on its body was extremely conspicuous in the snow, with icicles hanging on it, and it was shivering, looking so pitiful.
[Wow, I thought there was also a Wong Tai Sin in this place, but it turns out to be a monkey! ]
A tall man, nearly two meters tall, stepped back a few steps and supported his wife. His face was not red and he was not out of breath. He did not even bother to wipe the fogged glasses on his face.
No wonder I made a mistake...
[Eh?! They don't look like mother and son. One has a long tail and the other has a short tail. Are they siblings?!]
The woman was wearing the Northeast's iconic flowery jacket. In this icy and snowy weather, she was more gorgeous and eye-catching than a peony. Her voice was so loud that Tietou could hear it without any wind.
Tietou scratched his head and wanted to ask, how do you know my sister is my sister, not my mother?
[Squeak——]
Stupid, look at other female monkeys, their cubs have already pulled and tugged at them, and their upper hemispheres have been shriveled by the sucking. Which mother doesn't risk her life to feed her child? !
Oh, our mom doesn’t count, she’s mentally ill.
[Hurry, poor thing, you are out in such a cold weather, you must be hungry, husband, take out the two frozen pears in your pocket, just in time to share them! ]
Frozen pear?! What does it taste like? Is it delicious?!
Tietou asked his sister, blinking his big, eager eyes.
(╯▽╰)How would I know? I have never eaten it.
The eldest brother took the black frozen pear in his hand, weighed it, and really obediently put one in each of the two monkeys' hands.
It was the first time Tietou took food from a human. He was super excited and picked up the frozen pear and started eating it just like he was an apple.
Bang...
「Hey, wait a minute……」
The woman screamed anxiously, but before she could finish her words, the tragedy had already happened.
[Wait until it thaws before biting...]
Poor Tietou, his front teeth are broken.
Tietou was stunned, tears welling up in his eyes: What a vicious mind! The power of this bite of frozen pear was like a murder...
What, losing a front tooth isn't murder?!
But Tietou, I want to be the monkey king. What does it matter if my front teeth are barking when I open my mouth to roar?!
Doesn't it mean that every time you need to intimidate others, you have to expose your own shortcomings and let the male monkeys laugh at you? !
The picture is so beautiful that I dare not look at it!
(*/w＼*)
[Squeak——]
Luckily I was able to hold back and didn’t overeat, otherwise, I guess I would have ended up like this, right? !
Tietou crashed into his sister's arms, crying loudly, unable to stop the tears.
The man wanted to laugh but felt sorry, so he emptied all his pockets and put all the food and drinks in front of the two monkeys, apologizing repeatedly without caring whether the monkeys could understand him or not.
The woman bit her upper and lower lips tightly. She really didn't expect that in her hometown, even a two-year-old child knew that frozen pears should not be eaten raw, so she was really careless just now...
Me: Thank you. We have never eaten frozen pears in the southwest. How could we know they are so hard?
Tietou cried and looked at the pile of snacks on the ground, sobbing like a young wife who had suffered a great injustice.
As soon as the two people who apologized left, it jumped to the ground quickly, scooped up a bunch of them, and presented them to its sister like a treasure.
Fortunately, there were no other male monkeys nearby, otherwise they would have come up to snatch it away.
Because of the matter of his front teeth, Tietou stayed quiet for quite a few days. When he came out of the tree hole again, the mountain was almost closed by heavy snow.
Not far away, there were two male monkeys with evil intentions hiding. There were several wounds on their bodies caused by sharp weapons, with red and white spots.
I did it.
Who told them to covet beauty and launch a sneak attack in the middle of the night?
My Swiss Army knife is not vegetarian.
Tietou's temper is not something these two cowards can handle.
That night, the two of them almost died in the tree hole.
Unexpectedly, the thief was still so determined that he dared to watch nearby.
How come, dying under the peony flowers is also romantic? !
【┗|｀O′|┛ Aw~~】
Tietou's fur stood on end, and he suddenly stood in front of his sister. He was less than a quarter the size of an adult male monkey, and he looked so fierce and adorable with his teeth and claws bared.