Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Chapter 204: Monkey Chapter: Laozi Shudao Mountain (16)

The green tea monkey regretted it so much.

Fortunately, the weather has improved. As long as it is willing to be shameless, it can still get a lot of food with its big belly.

No, it’s not begging. When tourists see a ball squatting on the ground from a distance, they will take the initiative to put food and drinks into its hands.

There were even some outrageous couples of tourists who touched its belly and prayed to the Buddha to grant them a child.

(⊙o⊙)...

Bodhisattva scratched his head: If you really gave birth to a hairy monkey, would you two be happy? !

The Monkey King has been missing for a while and no one knows where he went.

So, the male monkeys in the mountains took advantage of the king's absence and quickly launched a fierce pursuit of the panicked female monkeys.

Of course, pregnant monkeys are an exception.

Everybody still remembers that melee, and no one wants to be held accountable by the Monkey King because of it.

Love is precious, but life is more precious. If it is just for the sake of food and shelter, both can be thrown away.

To explain it in one sentence, you can have a relationship with me, but you can't snatch my food. Only when I am full will I use the leftovers to feed you.

The green tea monkey sneered at the sisters who followed the male monkey into the woods stealthily——

My advice to you is, if it’s not true love, don’t have children.

Even the male monkey who claimed that he had endless love for her has found a new love. Except for the one with a big belly, the other thirty or so female monkeys have found new homes.

Tourists who have been out of breath after climbing the mountain recently have noticed the strange and peaceful atmosphere among the monkeys. At a glance, you can see pairs of them, eating and drinking cleanly and then starting to have sex on the spot without even wiping their hands.

The adults quickly covered the children's pure and shining big eyes, but they themselves stared with wide eyes feeling embarrassed, secretly comparing in their hearts.

[Mom, what are they doing? ! ]

[Children, don’t look at this. You will die. You will get stye! ]

【dad?!】

[Don't listen to your mother's nonsense. Monkeys catch lice. If you don't take a bath frequently, you will get lice too! ]

The mother reached out and grabbed the soft flesh on the man's waist, pulling a large handful of it, and tried to turn it, but it was too difficult and she couldn't.

[I'm talking nonsense? Huh?! ]

[Stop making trouble, our son is watching! ]

The Green Tea Monkey stuffed a piece of bread into his mouth, looking speechless.

I don’t know if it’s because I ate too much or I’m about to give birth, but I feel my stomach is heavy.

It turned its head to look down, and wow, it leaked urine?!

No, you are stupid, that is amniotic fluid…

Even after giving birth to a baby, the green tea monkey still feels uncomfortable.

Every contraction felt like it was tearing its entire body apart from the inside out.

Not to mention, this is a hybrid cub of a common macaque and a Tibetan macaque, and its size is much larger than the first cub.

The red color on the green tea monkey's face faded away and turned pale.

It opened its mouth wide, but no sound came out. Instead, the two early spring peaches hidden in its cheek pouches were exposed to the other monkeys, causing them to rush over to grab them.

[Brother, look, monkeys also know the saying 'take advantage of your weakness to kill you'! ]

Two identical twin boys leaned on their knees to catch their breath, muttering to themselves.

[I am the elder brother, you called me the wrong name! ]

【cut……】

The younger brother who couldn't afford to play rolled his eyes and took two steps with his long legs.

[Let’s have a competition. If I climb to the top first, you have to call me brother! ]

In terms of physical strength, the younger brother of the sports specialty student will definitely win, but he has strong limbs but a weak brain. The relationship between the older brother and the younger brother is destined from birth. How can it change because of an inexplicable game? !

The green tea monkey's legs were spread out, and it couldn't stand at all. When it fell to the ground, people were worried that it might crush the monkey cub in its belly.

Two half-grown male monkeys squatted beside its head, pulling its neck with one hand each. There were two obvious bulging balls there, which were early spring peaches...

[Ah——]

The green tea monkey bit a finger that was inserted into its mouth, as if it was biting the enemy who killed its father, and immediately tasted the fishy and salty taste.

Some tourists couldn't stand it anymore and picked up monkey-beating sticks to drive them away.

[Go away, go away, I'm having a baby, and you're trying to steal my food. You're such a jerk! ]

The two half-grown male monkeys were in tears, regretting their actions, but they dared not struggle to break free. The green tea monkey would bite them to death and refused to let go. If they were to pull them hard, they would lose their fingers. What would they do if they couldn't get a wife in the future? !

Coincidentally, another wave of pain came, and the Green Tea Monkey was so dizzy from the pain that his clenched teeth unconsciously opened -

【ah--】

Two half-grown male monkeys ran backwards, and only turned around after they bumped into the railings. They then jumped out and went home to cry to their mother about their grievances!

As a result, the monkey mother found a new love and could not be found anywhere.

Let’s get back to the Green Tea Monkey.

During the production process, it can only rely on itself.

It still lay there, and some of the tourists passing by took a detour, while others squatted aside and watched out of curiosity.

Some were even holding up their cell phones to record the video.

Oh my god, why are you recording this?! Isn't it creepy?!

Li Feng was speechless. He quietly stood guard at the corner to prevent any more monkeys from coming up to cause trouble.

[Squeak?]

I didn't expect that, during my rare trip, I would actually encounter my terrible mother giving birth to her second child...

What a bad fate!

The green tea monkey struggled hard but couldn't pull the baby out of her belly. She became impatient and jumped up, pounded her belly with her fists.

While pounding, he screamed angrily, but it didn't sound like he was exhausted or out of breath.

!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ

There is actually such a thing? The onlookers were all stunned!

[Squeak——]

I seemed to vaguely see the cub's head emerging. The green tea monkey was careless and used inappropriate force just now, pushing the cub back again...

I'm so pissed!

Can I flip the table?!

If you don't like the baby, don't have it. It's been almost two years and it really hasn't changed at all!

Maybe the little cub in the belly was so strong that even after being beaten dizzy, it did not forget to rush towards the light. It was smart and still remembered the way it had just come.

[Hey, it’s born, I can see the head! ]

An elderly aunt exclaimed, as a mother, she couldn't bear to see such a scene. Her face was already a mess from crying. Fortunately, it wasn't a snowy day, otherwise the wind would have caused her face to become chapped...

Everyone has seen it.

The Green Tea Monkey, however, felt as if his shit was stuck in the middle of its path, and stood there as if he was frozen in place, with an anxious and weird expression on his face.

[Hurry up, give birth with all your strength, otherwise the little monkey will still suffocate!!!]

The aunt urged, not caring whether the green tea monkey could understand what she meant or not, and she danced with joy, wishing she could help pull it out herself.

Li Feng hurriedly tried to stop her. The Green Tea Monkey had a long history of hurting people. It was obvious that this aunt was too well protected by her family and had a simple and kind heart. It would be difficult to deal with if she was hurt.

To be honest, Li Feng would rather this green tea monkey hide in some corner to give birth to her cubs...

[Squeak——]

It actually sat on the ground? !

Poor kid, just like your unlucky sister, you hit your head on the ground as soon as you saw the sun. I guess you will be a fool in the future...