Why not hang yourself on the southeast tree

Chapter 141: Wong Tai Sin: Double Kill (20)



Chapter 141: Wong Tai Sin: Double Kill (20)

It's going to rain, my mother is going to get married, and my grandson is determined to marry a vixen.

Can't stop it, can't stop it at all.

As an enlightened parent of the new era who does not interfere with freedom of marriage, Hu Dali originally had no intention of stopping it.

He just warned the brat verbally that for the sake of his life, he should not do anything out of line again.

At least not until you find a way to save your life.

A month passed in the blink of an eye.

Zhou Xing was still alive, but his face had more wrinkles, and his smile could pinch a mosquito to death.

Hu Dali would occasionally go to him for a drink, chat, and discuss various aspects of his professional field, and Zhou Xiaoliang would accompany him throughout the whole process.

[Squeak——]

Why didn't you tell him that the vixen had a kid?!

[Humph, maybe the person involved is confused and doesn't know. Ugh, I don't know how long the pregnancy will take. Will it give birth to a Nezha? There are also marriage and betrothal gifts. There must be rules and regulations. The brat doesn't know anything, and I, an old man, have to worry about it...]

[Squeak——]

(ˉ▽ ̄~) Cut~~

Why don't you pull back the corners of your mouth that are stretched so far behind your ears?

Ye Feifei, the elder of the fox clan, was doing very well in the crew. After receiving a call for help from his grandson, he took him to the crew.

Hu Yali said that she was very satisfied that the two annoying people left.

All the stuff in the two secondary bedrooms was packed up and thrown away without even hiring a moving company. In the dead of night, they used a trick to move mountains and fill the sea to dump all the junk that had piled up into a small mountain into a landfill ten kilometers away.

It fell from the sky with a loud crash, making quite a noise. Fortunately, the person on duty was sleeping, otherwise he would have peed his pants out of fright.

No matter what kind of liquor, red wine, beer, or rice wine there is in the wine cabinet at home, as long as it has the word "wine" in it, it would have been consumed by that greedy fox Hu Wei long ago.

Hu Yali simply tore down the entire wall of the wine cabinet. Maybe she could use it as firewood when she wanted to have an outdoor barbecue someday.

[By the way, the door lock needs to be changed, even though they never leave the door... Oh, if the housing market wasn't so bad, I would have wanted to sell this house and buy another one.]

Hu Yali was busy running around the house, unable to grasp the main point.

She found that her appetite had increased recently. She always had hungry dreams in the middle of the night. She was so greedy that she had to get up and eat some sweets before she could fall asleep again.

She was a bit nervous, and she didn't have a relative that a human girl would come to see once a month, so she naturally didn't expect that after that night, she might get pregnant...

Hu Guizhi reports to Lili's house every day.

In addition to rent, water, electricity, and food, the salary also includes another item - bringing a different gift to the door every day.

However, in this way, there would be nothing left in his wallet except air, which is indispensable to everyone.

On this day, Hu Guizhi did not return home until the middle of the night again. Last time, his grandfather lost the key, so he simply spent a lot of money to replace it with a second-hand fingerprint combination lock, which he bought on Xianyu for 200 yuan. From then on, his hands were freed and he no longer had to remember to bring the key when going out.

Unfortunately, Hu Dali did a lot of work in the fields, and his hands were in contact with hoes and sickles all day long, so the fingerprints on all ten fingers were worn out. Fortunately, the password could also open the door.

The door lock clicked, and the immortal who was sleeping with his legs spread out beside the pillow did not wake up, but Hu Dali woke up.

He frowned. Brother Zhou kept asking him to wait a little longer. A month had already passed.

[Hmm? Grandpa, did I wake you up?!]

[You little bastard, you keep your word and don't mess around, right?! ]

Hu Dali was already full of worries and was a light sleeper, so when he was woken up he simply got up.

[Is the little fox okay?! ]

Hu Guizhi threw her bag away as soon as she entered the room. She had just taken off her clothes and was about to take a shower. When she heard her grandfather's question, she leaned half of her body out in surprise.

[It’s pretty good. She eats more than me. She ate three ten-inch cakes by herself tonight! ]

[Squeak——]

Cake?! What cake?! Where is the cake?!

Without even opening my eyes, I rushed towards the source of the sound and was caught by Hu Guizhi, who was quick-eyed and quick-handed.

Wow, I haven't noticed for a few days, this guy actually has abdominal muscles, is it drawn? !

I put my paws on it and felt it——

(,,′?w?)ノ“(′っw?`.)

Firm and elastic, the grooves cannot be wiped off. Well, the identification is complete, they are real abdominal muscles.

Which girl wouldn’t be fascinated by this? !

[Hey, stop touching me! It’s itchy~hahahahaha~]

Hu Guizhi never expected that the immortal would do something to the kid, so she quickly grabbed the kid's armpits with both hands and lifted him up and held him far away.

Hu Dali's disappointment was already written all over his face. How could these two silly lovers not notice it...

He made up his mind: just endure it for one month at most.

[Stinky boy, I have to go back tomorrow. It's time to harvest the crops in the fields. You... should find an agent to look at houses when you have time. Well, look at more houses with the little fox. Don't rush to pay the deposit.]

Hu Guizhi and Huang Daxian were both confused and looked at him.

[Grandpa, what are you talking about? I don’t have any money, why should I look at a house? My pockets are cleaner than my face! ]

I feel sick when I mention Hu Guizhi. His salary is really not enough to spend. With this, how can he get married in the future? !

[You are such a coward, I will pay you to buy it, buy a bigger one! ]

[Squeak——]

An idea suddenly occurred to me: Is this stingy old man finally going to use his coffin money? !

Haha! What's good about being a miser? Those are dead things. The real thing is to exchange them for money and live a good life!

As soon as Hu Dali looked into Daxian's eyes, he knew that the little guy was muttering about him being stingy again, and he immediately laughed out loud -

[And that stone table is too heavy, so I won’t take it back this time. You can keep it for yourself!]

[Squeak——]

No! I still need it to absorb spiritual energy o(>﹏<)o

If you don't find a way to carry it back, where am I going to sleep? !

[By the way, Grandpa, Lili said that when she came home last time, she felt relaxed for some reason. Is it because of the good Feng Shui here? You know, I don’t understand these things.]

[Heh, this isn’t a matter of Feng Shui, it’s…]

Hu Dali pinched his chin, thinking.

The little vixen must have discovered the secret of the stone table. Goblins have keen intuition about these natural treasures, much better than humans.

If it can help maintain pregnancy, it is not a big deal to lend it to her, but I still have to seek the advice of the immortal.

However, his sight shifted to the right, and he saw the angry little guy...

[Squeak——]

Good, good, the little fox dares to covet my imperial cuckold!

No! No! This is mine!

Old man, go back by yourself. I want to protect my baby!

o(一︿一+)o

I was afraid that the old man wouldn't be able to receive my strong resentment, so I jumped onto the bed and stepped hard on his chest with my front paws.

[Squeak——]

Old man, I won’t leave, you go back by yourself!

[Tsk, you still say I'm a miser, aren't you the same? The eldest brother doesn't laugh at the second brother! ]


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