Chapter 14 The Sucker
Chapter 14 The Sucker
"Hey, you didn't even call me when something good happened—" Chen Ergou immediately understood.
Feng Weida steadied himself, rubbed his eyes, and then saw that the floor was covered with women's clothes, pants, and bras. And next to him, there was indeed a woman lying down, Wu Meng.
I must be dreaming, or rather, dreaming of spring!
Wait, this doesn't seem to be home—
"I didn't expect you to be so adept at this. How about it, isn't the girl pretty?" Chen Ergou teased over the phone.
"I have to go now, I'm hanging up!" Feng Weida hung up the phone.
Before Wu Meng even woke up, Feng Weida's mind had already replayed the entire TV drama in his head: Oh no, what's going on? Wu Meng is Er Gou's woman! I slept with my brother's woman! What does that count as? Seducing Er Gou's sister-in-law! That's a cardinal sin in the underworld! Er Gou is no longer my brother. He'll run off to Taiwan and then bring the Bamboo Union back to Causeway Bay to kill me—
Why does this plot seem so familiar?
Before he could even think of a sequel, a person staggered out of the bathroom—Xiaoyu!
It turned out that after Wu Renxing left last night, Xiaoyu, half asleep, took off her clothes and went to the bathroom to shower. She accidentally fell asleep there, while Wu Meng, thinking she was home, pulled back the covers and crawled into bed. When Wu Renxing brought Feng Weida over, he saw Xiaoyu's clothes on the floor and assumed the person in bed was Xiaoyu, not noticing someone else in the bathroom. After going downstairs, he called Wu Meng, who answered half-asleep, saying she was home and asleep, unaware that she and Feng Weida were in the same bed!
"ah--"
Xiaoyu's loud scream startled Feng Weida and woke Wu Meng.
Xiaoyu never expected that after only one meeting, she would be standing almost naked in front of Feng Weida. Wasn't this blind date progressing too fast?
Wu Meng finally woke up from the decadent atmosphere of the five-star hotel. She stopped drinking and couldn't drink anymore. But when she opened her eyes, she saw Xiao Yu with her upper body naked, her hands covering her chest, screaming in fright. A man next to her was staring at her intently.
"Feng Weida, what are you doing here?"
Wu Meng looked down and realized that the two of them were sharing the same blanket.
"I have to go now."
Feng Weida wiped the blood from his nose. His answer was correct: I should be under the car, not inside. Since I shouldn't be there, I'll leave first!
"Stop right there!"
Wu Meng shook her head; her brain was trying to boot up.
We weren't asleep, were we? Hmm, probably not. I didn't even take my clothes off, and there's nothing wrong with me. What happened to Xiaoyu? Why was she completely naked? What did Feng Weida do to her?
"Turn around!"
Wu Meng got out of bed and helped Xiao Yu put on her clothes. Feng Weida didn't know whether to stand or sit.
"What exactly happened last night?" Wu Meng asked.
"I don't know," Feng Weida shook his head. "I just went to the restroom, that's all."
"You went to the toilet?" Wu Meng thought Feng Weida was referring to the hotel toilet.
Xiaoyu cried even harder.
Words are no proof, so Wu Meng went to the hotel front desk to ask for the surveillance footage, only to be told that the cameras were broken. Then she called Wu Renxing, who claimed to know nothing about it, saying that he had dropped Wu Meng and Xiao Yu off at the hotel and left, and didn't know what happened afterward.
Then there's no doubt about it. Feng Weida came along on his own. He clearly didn't drink a drop of alcohol last night, yet he pretended to have a blackout and amnesia. Who's kidding me? Thinking back to the time Feng Weida and Chen Ergou switched seats at the movie theater, it seems he's a repeat offender!
"You've done this kind of thing a lot, haven't you?" Wu Meng said through gritted teeth. "And I even introduced Xiaoyu to you!"
"I really don't know—"
"Regardless of whether it's true or not, call the police!"
Wu Meng picked up her phone and dialed 110. Xiao Yu, crying her eyes out, grabbed her and kept shaking her head.
"Xiaoyu, what did he do to you? Say something!" Wu Meng asked. "Did he bully you?"
Xiaoyu shook her head, then nodded.
"See, I knew it!" Wu Meng glared fiercely at Feng Weida.
"First of all, I really don't know what happened last night," Feng Weida said sincerely. "But I assure you, this is the first time I've encountered something like this, and I'm not a repeat offender. Secondly, if I really did something I shouldn't have done, I'm willing to take responsibility for Xiaoyu."
"Take responsibility? How can you take responsibility? Be her boyfriend?" Wu Meng had seen similar things online before, and she just couldn't understand what those women were thinking. They were clearly being bullied, yet they ended up marrying their rapists. They were completely out of their minds!
"I'll take care of her for the rest of my life!" Feng Weida said firmly.
"Xiaoyu, you wouldn't agree, would you? This man looks honest, but he's actually full of tricks—" Wu Meng reminded Xiaoyu.
"Let's do it this way..." It seems that Xiaoyu has a good impression of Feng Weida. Wu Meng didn't expect that she would actually agree.
"Have you thought this through? Men will do it again if they do it once. If he cheats on you later, don't blame me for not warning you!" Wu Meng gave Xiaoyu a heads-up.
"If that's really the case, I'll accept it—" Xiaoyu said.
Wu Meng felt like she had been taught a lesson. She originally wanted to introduce them to each other, but she didn't expect it to end up like this. Oh well, since the people involved don't care, why should she worry about it?
"Let me tell you, I don't want anyone to know that we're sleeping in the same bed, understand?" Wu Meng threatened Feng Weida fiercely.
"But I don't lie," Feng Weida said.
"So you're going to expose it?" Wu Meng had never encountered anything like this before.
"No, let's just give it a code name."
"What code name?"
"If anyone asks, I'll just say we're fixing light bulbs together."
"Why is it a light bulb repair?"
Feng Weida looked at Xiaoyu, then at Wu Meng.
"Fine, so you're saying I'm a third wheel, right? I'm not going to bother with you guys anymore!"
Wu Meng stormed off.
How long does it take for a man to fall in love with a woman? Maybe just 0.01 seconds, a love at first sight.
How long does it take for a man to forget a woman? It might take a lifetime, as the saying goes, "a glance can last a lifetime."
"However, these two things are not contradictory; a man can fall in love with one woman while simultaneously being unable to forget another."
"Great biology!"
Faced with Jiang Xue's analysis, Wu Renxing sincerely praised her.
When they came out of the hotel, Wu Meng asked Xiao Yu if she was blind, how could she have fallen for Feng Weida? She had forgotten that she had wanted to matchmake the two of them just a day before.
"I'm pregnant, but my boyfriend broke up with me. I want to keep the baby," Xiaoyu said, feeling wronged.
"The sucker!" Wu Meng exclaimed in realization.
No wonder she agreed even after being bullied; she wanted to find a father for her child!
It seems God is fair after all; when He closes a door, He opens a window. Feng Weida's ex-wife was pregnant with another man's child, and sure enough, God gave him another one. Wait a minute, something seems off? Does God hate Feng Weida? Neither of these children are his. Isn't this like closing a door and welding the window shut too?
Just a second ago she was complaining about Feng Weida being a scumbag, but now Wu Meng felt like the scales in her heart had been turned upside down.
So pitiful!
Genghis Khan only encountered one Jochi in his entire life, but you encountered two!
If you want to get by in life, you have to wear a green hat.
This isn't just wearing a little green! It's like having Hulunbuir on your head, plus Xilingol for free!
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