bookrandom Chapter 154 You Are Such a Monkey
Chapter 154 You Are Such a Monkey
Hey, my brother woke me up.
Then I... I'm fine, hehe...
With a smile, Monkey King immediately stood up.
Looking at the Taishang Laojun, Monkey King couldn't help but smile again.
I'm afraid I drank about a hundred cups of enlightenment tea just now... this...
It's really embarrassing for my brother, he probably wants to kill me.
However, my harvest is not ordinary.
"Dog system, check my personal attributes."
"Ding, host: Sun Wukong (Su Zihe)."
"Cultivation of Immortal Power: Daluo Golden Immortal Middle Stage (Taiyi Golden Immortal Middle Stage)."
"Soul cultivation: the top quasi-sage."
"Physical cultivation: the top quasi-sage."
“修炼法则：战之法则（10.2%）、力之法则（8.2%）、土之法则（8.3%）、造化法则（6.1%）、王者法则（2.2%）。”
"Physique: Eternal Supreme Body (Innate Spiritual Body)."
"Cultivation techniques: Eternal Good Fortune Jue, Innate Yin-Yang Jue, 36 Changes, 72 Changes, Dapin Tianxian Jue, Nine-Turn Mysterious Art (Six-Turn), Faxiang Tiandi."
"Self-created skills: breath concealment technique, Tiangang 36 sticks (spears), Disha 72 sticks (spears), shocking three fingers, broken golden pupils."
"Skills: Beethoven's music, saint-level late stage formation, saint-level alchemy, saint-level weapon refining."
"Equipment: somersault cloud, candle dragon lock heart armor, phoenix-winged sky crown, nine-day traceless shoes, god-killing gun, chaotic green lotus."
"Special equipment: one in the semi-finished world."
"Affiliation: Create your own heaven."
"Owns a pet: Silver Snake (Loyalty: 100.)"
Hey, I've gained a lot, it's cool to see.
Not only has his cultivation reached the middle stage of Daluo Jinxian, but even alchemy and weapon training have entered the saint level.
The most important thing is my comprehension of the law, the law of war is directly more than [-]%, and the others have increased significantly.
This... is really cool.
The me now is at least a hundred times stronger than the me before!Now I can definitely blow my previous self to death with one punch.
The effect of this enlightenment tea is simply too refreshing.
If it wasn't effective for me to drink it now, why don't I just drink it all day?
Just fill up my comprehension of the laws. At that time, wouldn't it be as easy as eating and drinking to enter the sixth floor of the Eternal Creation Art?
hey-hey……
For a moment, Su Zi and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but slightly raised again.
"Cough cough..."
How could this monkey be so shameless?
All my lost things are still here, and you are still there smiling!
(╬dish╬)!
I... give you two strokes!
But... why do I feel that your cultivation has only broken through to the middle stage of the Taiyi Golden Immortal?
Nothing else changed?
⊙ω⊙?
I... don't see a lot... Your secret... is interesting.
Glancing at Sun Wukong, Taishang Laojun directly closed his eyes.
Cough cough... brother is reminding me.
Looking at the Taishang Laojun, Sun Wukong rolled his eyes instantly.
With a flash, Monkey King immediately came behind the Taishang Laojun.
"Hey, brother, are you comfortable?"
Holding his shoulders, Sun Wukong spoke softly.
"Well... not bad, you have a conscience."
This dead monkey's technique is not bad.
It can't be seen that he still has this kind of craftsmanship, uh... no.
He is also very cheap!Can't boast!
In an instant, the joy on Taishang Laojun's face was instantly suppressed.
"Hey, brother, as long as you are comfortable."
"Thank you just now, brother."
Let's see... if we can blow up the Taishang Laojun's one-gas transformation and three cleansing.
If it's possible, then... wouldn't it make a lot of money.
Still pinching his shoulders, the joy on Sun Wukong's face couldn't help but increase a bit.
"Yeah, you kid is really rude when you drink Enlightenment tea."
"That's my accumulation of tens of millions of years, and it was drunk in one gulp."
Tell me a little more about the year, so I can make you feel a little more guilty.
With his eyes closed, Taishang Laojun spoke slowly.
The weight of tens of millions of years?
This... I owe a bit too much for this favor.
"Brother, thank you for taking care of my brother."
As soon as his face straightened, Sun Wukong immediately squeezed his shoulders with a little bit of thought.
"..."
Well, just say, brother, thank you for taking care of my brother, and you sent me away?
You are... so good at it.
How could I want you to feel guilty?
I'm afraid it will be fake.What the hell am I thinking?
Hmm... Co-authoring what I just said was all in vain? ! ?
Sighing slightly, Taishang Laojun couldn't help feeling depressed.
"Hey, brother, my strength is not bad."
Why don't you talk, old man?
If you don't speak, then how can I blow up the one-gas three-clear.
Frowning, Sun Wukong smiled again, and the thought of pinching his shoulders became a little more serious.
"Um……"
Nodding slightly, Taishang Laojun continued to close his eyes.
Hmm... then what?
It's gone (ー_ー)!!
I... You old boy is too dishonest.
What should I tell you next?If you don't talk, how can I blow up the Sanqing.
call……
Hey, there is.
A flash of light flashed in his mind, and the corners of Monkey King's mouth couldn't help but rise slightly.
"Brother, I heard from my brother Bodhi, what agreement do you have between East and West, right?"
Isn't this just a topic?
The corners of his mouth rose slightly, and Sun Wukong stretched his head a little closer to Taishang Laojun.
"Promise? Yes."
"However... why do you call that guy Bodhi your elder brother? Isn't Bodhi your master?"
"Why, don't you recognize that guy as your master?"
With a raised eyebrow, the corners of Taishang Laojun's mouth could not help but slightly rise.
"No, bro, how could I be that kind of person."
Hehe...you bitch, what can't you do?
Do you dare to say that you are not that kind of person⊙ω⊙?
I was the first to not believe it.
The corner of his mouth raised in disdain, and Taishang Laojun snorted coldly.
"Hey, brother, I already said that I'm going to apprentice."
"Then how can I not go to apprentice."
Hehe... I just listen to your serious beep beep...
"Brother, you don't know, when I just went to the Sanxing Cave in the oblique moon, my brother Bodhi asked me to sweep the ground for ten years."
Hey, Bodhi can still play, you must not hold on.
"Whoever puts this on himself will not be angry."
"I'm going to learn art from a teacher. If you let me sweep the land for ten years after you come, who would like that?"
So, you're about to start faking it?
"Life, how many decades are there?"
Hey, that's not a bad thing you said.
"I'm also reluctant to sweep the floor."
Whoops, the main show is coming.
The corner of Taishang Laojun's mouth couldn't help but slightly twitched.
"But, on second thought, brother Bodhi asked me to do this, there must be a deep meaning."
Whoops, this plot is different.
"After some inquiries, I found out that I can freely enter and leave the Sutra Pavilion and the Hall of Enlightenment."
"It was only then that I realized what my brother Bodhi's real test was for me."
He just wants to mess with you, so what kind of test is there, you really think too much.
For a moment, Taishang Laojun couldn't help curling his lips.
"Isn't that just telling me to teach myself?"
Uh... you're nice and smart.
"Since enlightenment, apart from sweeping the floor every day, I have been soaking in the Sutra Pavilion and the Hall of Enlightenment."
What (⊙o⊙)!
Are you such a monkey?
In an instant, Taishang Laojun opened his eyes involuntarily.