After five years of online dating, my wife thinks I'm a two-dimensional character?

Chapter 165 Is it unreasonable for adults to want both?



Chapter 165 Is it unreasonable for adults to want both?

[Holy crap? What am I seeing? Director Liu, you're not the timid Director Liu anymore! From today onwards! I won't allow anyone to disobey you! You're the best Director Liu!]

[Are we finally a dating reality show for adults? No more all-ages content? Mom! I've been waiting for this for so long!]

Why do I have to choose?! Why can't I act in all three?! My favorite pairings are perfect for any of them! Making me choose one of three?! Isn't this killing me?!

[I want to say it too! I want to see Bai Ge as a down-on-his-luck prince! I want to see Bai Ge as a succubus! And the Little Mermaid! I want them all!]

[Upstairs, can you calm down a bit? Although, Brother Bai's succubus form... a super-powerful AI has been activated, constantly telling you "I love you," right?]

[Upstairs, I won't allow you to say that! Brother Bai can clearly still call her Fox!]

[Family members, disperse! None of you will let him go!]

This was clearly intentional.

The production team also included the live chat comments.

Therefore, the guests can clearly see all the topics discussed by netizens.

Bai Luochuan looked completely bewildered.

Pointing to himself, he asked Qi Yu, "Do you think I'm a good match for the Little Mermaid image?"

Qi Yu nodded excitedly without hesitation.

Then, he excitedly comforted him, saying, "Bro! Don't listen to those random comments in the live chat! I can definitely seduce people! I'm a natural succubus! A hooker! What's wrong with that!?"

Bai Luochuan:......

OK.

See it.

Qi Yu was completely captivated by those questions.

So much so that Qi Yu couldn't even properly figure out what the question he had just asked meant.

Bai Luochuan lowered his head in reflection.

To be honest, you can't really blame his fox for this.

After all, he used to be just as obsessed and manic when that dog game released new dating options.

As for whether Qi Yu himself is suitable for those dating activities, and whether playing the role would be a bit out of character?

that's not important.

It's all about having fun first!

Having fully grasped this point, Bai Luochuan became indifferent and unconcerned.

After all, think about it from another angle.

The only thing the audience can decide is which option the two of them choose to participate in. The specific roles they play are determined through internal discussion.

In this case……

Why can't we look forward to their succubus fox or little beauty Yu?

I thought about that scene.

Bai Luochuan also started to get carried away.

The program gave viewers ten minutes to vote.

During this time, everyone can also express their opinions on the event and say what role they would like to play, which may increase the audience's chances of getting votes.

As the most career-driven person in this variety show, Lan Muxing almost immediately explained her inner thoughts in the way the production team wanted to see.

He stroked his chin and said, "I think the first option, no matter which role it is, is a bit of a good fit for me. I don't think I can play that type of role. The other two, however, should be okay."

As he spoke, he looked around at himself.

Yang Qingfeng nodded in agreement.

Although his reputation in the industry has always been that he looks like a soldier when he stands there.

But "similar" is ultimately just "similar".

Especially when there's a real commander nearby, nobody wants to touch that character, as it's easy to come across as presumptuous.

Chu Zhu stared at the three questions in silence for a full half minute. Then, he simply pointed to the one in the middle and said, "I hope we can be chosen."

Xu Zhengyin exclaimed in surprise: "You actually want to play this role!?"

After spending the past two days together, Xu Zhengyin had a pretty good understanding of what kind of person Chu Zhu was.

Ultimately, he didn't have much ill intentions.

She's just a child who's used to being pampered at home.

But it was precisely because of this that Xu Zhengyin felt even more confused and lost.

He actually took the initiative to suggest that he wanted the succubus setting.

Could it be that, putting aside the surface situation, Chu-soo is actually quite unrestrained inside?

He stared at Chu Zhu in disbelief.

Xu Zhengyin's thoughts were written all over his face.

Chu Zhu rolled his eyes and said with a smirk, "I don't have that kind of fetish, it's just that we're really short on money right now! Look at these three questions, it seems like the second one has the best chance of winning! So of course I hope we can get this one!"

For others, the tokens provided by the program are a nice bonus.

But for them...

These are life-saving tokens! Even if I'm reluctant, at this moment, I have to give it my all! Just consider it a fight for my stomach! What's wrong with that?!

He said this.

Xu Zhengyin suddenly realized.

I reflected on the current situation.

Have to admit.

Chu Zhu hit the nail on the head with just one sentence.

The two were of one mind, staring intently at the second option.

It's like a hungry wolf spotting a fat sheep.

They've staked their meals for the next few days on this option.

Seeing their reactions, Lan Muxing laughed. Pointing to the third option, he said, "I think this is pretty good too. I've always wanted to play a mermaid in a movie, but I've never had the chance. To be honest, I've been particularly interested in mermaids since I was a child reading fairy tales! It would be such an honor to have the opportunity to play one!"

Yang Qingfeng nodded.

Pirates are actually pretty good too.

Their discussion was quite lively.

The same applies to bullet comments.

[Interested in The Little Mermaid? Isn't that just being interested in being love-struck? Little Star, we can't do that! That's not a good hobby!]

[What's wrong with being love-struck? If you say that, I'm not happy! Let Lan Muxing turn around and see, there are two love-struck fools right next to him! Even more so than the Little Mermaid! This is our glory!]

If that's the case, then I might as well accuse someone of being love-struck.

[Family members, calm down. One-sided infatuation is just that—infatuation. When it's mutual, it's a two-way street! Is that infatuation? That's love!]

The barrage of comments was even more frantic than before.

Bai Luochuan and Qi Yu both saw it clearly.

But they didn't even try to explain themselves.

Because the comments were correct.

They are two people with the ultimate obsession with love.

The discussion among everyone else had ended, and more than five minutes had passed.

Qi Yu glanced at Bai Luochuan beside him.

He can feel it.

The other party probably already has a plan in mind.

Qi Yu leaned close to Bai Luochuan's ear and lowered his voice.

Knowing full well that their conversation would be broadcast live, he still maintained that deep, seductive tone and slowly asked, "Bro, which one do you want to play? Is there one you really want to play? Just say it, and even if the production team can't satisfy you, I can."

The meaning of the words is clear and straightforward.

He was telling Bai Luochuan.

Those projects that weren't selected could play secretly in private.

Bai Luochuan's heart raced.

This feels like another intense test for the nasal mucosa.

His gaze fell on the three options, turning them over carefully a few times. He coughed lightly and said seriously, "Xiao Yu, how many times have I told you! We're adults! Why do we have to make choices? Of course, we want it all!"


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