bookrandom Chapter 8: Be careful when someone says they're going to fart.
Chapter 8: Be careful when someone says they're going to fart.
"Normally, when a child tells you they need to poop, they've probably already pooped in their pocket. So, this situation can only get worse; it's impossible to go back to being as safe and sound as before. It's good to have a big tree to lean on, and with the Night Watchman brand, I have to achieve a leap down to the next social class, right? Let me tell you, it's good to have a big tree to lean on. Being in the embrace of Motherland, that really gives me a great sense of security."
“Think about it. I know you’re worried about your aunt and cousin. But I feel that if you join the Night’s Watch, will the country abandon your family? Definitely not. The soldiers are fighting bloody battles on the front lines, while their families are being well taken care of by the country in the rear. Isn’t that wonderful? The monster you encountered tonight, Sayoko, I have a feeling that things will become increasingly difficult in the future. Going it alone is definitely not a good choice.”
Zhao Kongcheng, looking pale, handed his phone to Wang Teng: "Here, this is our captain's phone number."
Wang Teng took the phone from Zhao Kongcheng with a grin: "Uncle Zhao, I risked my life for the country, and the country provides me with a livelihood. Isn't that perfect!"
"Hello, boss... Okay, okay, okay, I'll listen to you."
After returning the phone to Zhao Kongcheng, Wang Teng saluted him and said, "Old soldier, I'm your new teammate. Please take care of me from now on!"
Zhao Kongcheng looked at Wang Teng with a complicated expression: "New recruit, we'll be teammates from now on."
Zhao Kongcheng secretly vowed to make Wang Teng get rid of his greed and to help him grow into someone like himself who was wholeheartedly devoted to the country.
Looking at Zhao Kongcheng's face, Wang Teng said with a grin, "Uncle Zhao, we're teammates now, can you tell me about the hostile forces facing our Great Xia right now?"
After a moment of silence, Zhao Kongcheng said with a weary expression, "Too many, too many... evil gods, ancient god churches... Wang Teng, I can only say that we have too many and too powerful opponents ahead of us..."
At this point, Zhao Kongcheng stared intently at Lin Qiye: "Since you have awakened the divine restriction of the Angel King Michael tonight, you must be careful of the Ancient God Church. Once the people of the Ancient God Church find you, it will be an endless disaster for our Great Xia!"
Lin Qiye felt a chill in his heart and nodded solemnly.
"Well, I'll go back and think about it, and I'll give you an answer tomorrow."
Wang Teng froze the two of them, then said with a smile, "Sorry, I have to go now. You'll be able to move again in ten minutes, then you can go home."
Wang Teng walked downstairs and saw the receptionist looking astonished. He quickly put his finger to his lips and said, "Shh, I was invited by those two to check if there were any security cameras in their rooms. Mission accomplished, little sister, I'm leaving now. Don't worry, I'm as straight as Sichuan's Tianfu Avenue. As for those two, well, that's hard to say."
After saying these words, Wang Teng shook his head and sighed as he walked out of the love hotel, concealing his achievements and fame.
Sure enough, the receptionist sighed in disappointment, then, as if struck by a thought, stared intently at the elevator.
Ten minutes later, Lin Qiye emerged looking pale and sickly. Seeing the receptionist's lewd smile, Lin Qiye quickly went to the front desk and said, "Um, it's not what you think!"
The receptionist gave her a warm, aunt-like smile: "I get it, I get it! These days, making money isn't shameful! Especially for a handsome male high school student like you, that's absolutely..."
Lin Qiye wanted to curse, but then he thought of something, lowered his head helplessly, and walked out of the hotel with a heart full of despair, as if he had been completely taken advantage of.
Following his memories, Wang Teng arrived at the dilapidated neighborhood, took out his key, and opened the door. The house was quiet, with clothes scattered all over the floor.
With a sigh, Wang Teng resignedly began tidying up the clothes in the room.
After her parents' passing, the original owner of this body was depressed and withdrawn. Coupled with the busy academic life of a high school student, she was careless and her clothes were scattered all over the floor. The once tidy room now looked like a garbage dump.
Three minutes later, Wang Teng looked at the mountain of garbage in front of him with a frustrated expression. He then sent a dark light flying towards the garbage heap with his right hand. In the blink of an eye, all the smelly socks and other trash on the ground were instantly reduced to ashes.
"I'm joining the Night Watch tomorrow, why bother cleaning up these worn-out, smelly socks? Wouldn't it be better to just buy new white socks? Time to sleep."
After Wang Teng finished speaking, he lay down on the bed and fell asleep contentedly.
Lin Qiye couldn't sleep at all tonight. Ever since leaving the mental hospital, he had been thinking about what Wang Teng had said that night.
When someone says they need to poop, they've probably already pooped in their pocket!
The situation will become increasingly severe in the future!
It's good to rest in the shade of a big tree!
The government won't abandon you!
Increasingly frustrated, Lin Qiye took out his phone and dialed Wang Teng's number. The phone replied, "Sorry, the number you dialed is currently switched off!"
"Aaaaah, Wang Teng, you're a devil! You just wait!"
the next day,
Lin Qiye, sporting dark circles under his eyes, walked out of the room, startling his aunt and cousin.
"Seven Nights, you..."
"It's okay, Auntie, I'm perfectly fine now!"
Aunt looked at Lin Qiye with concern; "Qiye, don't put too much pressure on yourself. I'm here to take care of you two."
At this moment, Qi Ye recalled Wang Teng's cheeky voice from yesterday, saying that the government would take care of his elderly parents and he would have no worries.
With a troubled expression, Lin Qiye didn't care about going to the mental hospital anymore. Instead, he headed towards No. 2 Middle School. There were some things he wanted to ask Wang Teng again.
When Lin Qiye arrived at school, he was struck dumb. Wang Teng, that utterly inconsiderate fellow, had actually asked for leave.
"Wang Teng, you son of a bitch..."
A chorus of birdsong and fragrant flowers escaped Lin Qiye's lips as he resignedly walked towards his seat.
After class, Li Yifei, Wang Shao, and Jiang Qian stood in the corridor, their eyes shining as they looked at Lin Qiye: "Qiye, did you sign that confidentiality agreement last night? What was that golden light in your eyes last night? And why is Wang Teng so amazing? The monster disappeared immediately with just a glimmer of black light? Are you two superheroes?"
Lin Qiye, recalling those ecstatic ten minutes at the end of last night, said with a livid face, "No, but that uncle will probably ask me to sign a confidentiality agreement again today, right? I don't know, my eyes suddenly came back to see last night, and then they went blind again. As for Lao Wang, hmph... he's a scumbag who denies everything after he's done his job!"