bookrandom Chapter 152 You’ve deceived straight men and made them suffer
Chapter 152 You’ve deceived straight men and made them suffer
Xu Wuyang quickly ran backstage to remove his makeup. It was already very late and he had to go back quickly.
Chen Yu trotted over with his cell phone and a water cup in his hand. He handed the cup to Xu Wuyang and reminded him.
"Someone called you just now, but I didn't answer..."
Xu Wuyang unscrewed the water cup and took a sip, then picked up his phone and saw that it was Cheng Wang calling, so he quickly called back.
"Well... I'm getting ready to go back. There was a problem, but it's been resolved. You can go to sleep first. No need to wait for me.
By the way, I prepared a gift for you. It’s in the closet. It’s a scarf I knitted myself.”
Xu Wuyang hung up the phone with a smile on his face, feeling extremely sweet in his heart. Cheng Wang must be so touched!
Cheng Wang signed his name on the document in front of him, closed it gently, then stood up, went into the room and opened the wardrobe.
The wardrobe is not too big and is specially used to store Cheng Wang's clothes.
Xu Wuyang has his own special dressing room, and the clothes and accessories in it are all tailor-made for him by designers hired by the company.
Cheng Wang glanced at the wardrobe and saw a big red scarf on the top layer.
Looking at the big scarf, Cheng Wang's eyes were full of tenderness. He picked it up gently and found it was very soft to the touch.
Thinking that this was knitted stitch by stitch by Xu Wuyang, I always feel like I owe it something.
She hung up the scarf carefully, reached out and touched it again, completely ignoring the blue gift box tied with a bow ribbon in the corner.
When Xu Wuyang returned to the apartment, it was already two o'clock in the morning, and Cheng Wang also went to bed obediently.
There's a note on the kitchen door: I made porridge for you, remember to eat it when you're hungry. (*^w^*)
Xu Wuyang gently tore off the note, smiled unconsciously, went into the kitchen and opened the purple clay pot. The porridge inside was still warm.
Maybe home is like this, someone asks you if the porridge is warm, and someone stands with you at dusk.
On the Internet, the carnival among netizens has just begun.
A trending search called "10 Fatal Seconds" is rising at an alarming rate.
Uninformed netizens thought it was an advertisement for some male premature ejaculation treatment.
Are these kinds of advertising and marketing really that awesome these days? Someone on Weibo is completely shameless in their quest for money.
As a result, after clicking in...
Good god! I'm the shameless one!
Xiaonixiaohuolu: It's been an hour and they still haven't revealed the name? This generation of netizens is not good enough!
Master Gongchang: Brothers, listen to me. If you can't hold on, give it to me! [Justified]
Dinosaur Anti-Wolf: My roommate has watched this video dozens of times in bed, I'm afraid he's exhausted and dead. [Cover]
Brother, you smell good: Is it that I don’t want to get married? If she could be my wife, I could rule the world in a matter of minutes! [No kidding]
I don't believe in God: Let her stay with me for one night, and tomorrow the whole city of A will have to have my last name. It's time to contribute to the fertility rate! [Men are fearless]
Walking towards the tiger mountain: If I let my wife do this for me, will my life be in danger? [Caution]
There's a tiger in the house: Bro, I've tried it, and the survival rate is very high! No more talking, my ambulance is here. [Forced smile]
……
While netizens were immersed in their own sweet dreams, the truth was like a loud slap in the face.
Xu Wuyang's 10 Seconds to Death
When this news came out, all netizens were stunned. Where is the wife you promised me? You actually told me it was a big dick cute girl!
At this moment, the whole world is listening to the broken voices of straight men, and from then on they close their hearts and lock away their love.
It's Good to Be Lonely: No kidding, quickly dispel the rumor! Otherwise, I'll die in front of you! [The wind on the roof is so strong]
Living in the Green Grasslands: Oh my god! I just didn't go online for a while, and my new wife instantly became my husband? [Breaking down and crying]
Let me die for a while: I was wondering why she had no breasts, but it turns out she's a man, and once she takes off her skirt, she's even more powerful than me? [You can't leave until you explain clearly]
Xu Wuyang is already gay: Brothers, what's going on? I've already fallen in love! [Spits blood and falls to the ground]
Kill the opposing stone man: The roommate who fired three shots at Xu Wuyang has not spoken for two hours! [I am so funny]
Being drained by life: If I had known this would happen, I would not have uninstalled the National Anti-Fraud Center app! [Wiping tears alone]
I eat what the dog eats: I now suspect that I am gay. After seeing his photos in men's clothing, I think it's not impossible. [Self-doubt]
Half a lamp of nonsense: Brothers, I still want to go to Xu Wuyang's Weibo to curse him, but I can't bear to do it! Am I hopeless? [Someone come wake me up]
……
After a series of comments that broke people's defenses, Xu Wu was finally sent to the trending search again, and this time the entry was...
Yanyan, you’ve made the straight guys suffer so much!!!
next day
Xu Wuyang turned over in bed and then stretched.
Today is New Year's Day, so I have nothing to do if I don't go to the company. I can just take Cheng Wang out to play.
He rolled sideways two and a half times and landed safely. He put on some clothes and prepared to go wash up.
Coming out of the bathroom, Xu Wuyang heard the sound of the door closing. He looked up and saw Cheng Wang wearing a big red scarf.
Xu Wuyang: “…”
Cheng Wang put breakfast on the dining table, then slowly walked towards Xu Wuyang, leaned over and kissed him on the forehead.
"morning…"
Xu Wuyang's face turned a little red instantly. He wondered where Cheng Wang learned these moves from. They were so embarrassing.
After realizing what was happening, he turned around and grabbed Cheng Wang and started biting him violently.
Xu Wuyang let go of Cheng Wang, tugged at the scarf around Cheng Wang's neck with her little hand, and spoke hesitantly.
“This scarf…”
Cheng Wang squeezed Xu Wuyang's hand and replied very seriously: "I like it very much, thank you..."
Xu Wuyang: “…” Actually, this is not what I want to say.
But I also blame myself for being careless and putting the scarf for Yuanbao together with Cheng Wang's gift.
I thought that since the other party liked it, then forget it. I would find time to knit another one for Yuanbao when the time comes.
The two sat down and started to eat breakfast, all of which were Xu Wuyang's favorites.
Cheng Wang put the peeled eggs into Xu Wuyang's bowl and then took off his gloves.
He took out a small royal blue box from his arms and handed it to Xu Wuyang.
Xu Wuyang swallowed the porridge in his mouth, glanced at Cheng Wang, and reached out to take it.
"Thanks…"
Xu Wuyang could hardly hide the smile on his face and couldn't wait to open the box.
Inside was a sapphire buckle, pure in color, surrounded by a small circle of white diamonds.
Although Xu Wuyang's ancestors were wealthy, he was still young at that time and didn't understand these things.
Holding the cufflinks in his hand, he felt that they were so sparkling and beautiful, and thought that his wife had really good taste.
"I love so much!"
When Cheng Wang heard Xu Wuyang say that he liked her, his brows visibly relaxed.
"You don't have to go to the company today, right? I'll take you out to play?"
After Xu Wuyang finished eating the eggs, he looked up and made a suggestion to Cheng Wang.
"it is good…"
Cheng Wang responded quickly, then stood up to pick out clothes for Xu Wuyang to wear before going out and filled the thermos with water.
……
Xu Wuyang pulled Cheng Wang out of the car and asked him excitedly, "How is it? Do you like it here?"
Cheng Wang looked up at the big words "XX Happy World", then turned to look at Xu Wuyang without hesitation.
"Yeah, I like it very much..."