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Chapter 12 Revenge from Tianlu
Tianlu was kicked out of the second-floor window by the Qilin's hoof, but when he landed on the ground, he was surprised to find that he was actually unharmed.
"Wow, I'm so lucky that I didn't feel any pain after falling from such a height. And the ground is so soft today."
Tianlu found the ground beneath him to be soft and found it interesting, so he deliberately shifted his position on the ground. Unexpectedly, a resentful voice reached Tianlu's ears at that moment.
"Tianlu, of course you're alright, because I'm below you. Get up quickly, you're incredibly heavy."
Hearing the sound, Tianlu looked down and found that he was sitting on Haochen. He quickly got up and pulled Haochen up, saying, "Haochen, how did you get under my butt?"
Hao Chen shook the dust off his clothes and glared at Tian Lu: "Do you think I wanted this? He's still a mess, I don't know what's wrong with him. I was sleeping soundly when he suddenly kicked me in the face. My face still hurts."
Hearing Hao Chen's words, Tian Lu felt the same way. He was also sleeping soundly when he was kicked off by the Qilin.
"Alright, Haochen, don't be angry anymore. This isn't the first or second time that the Qilin has suddenly gone crazy. You'll get used to it."
"Humph."
Seeing that Haochen still seemed angry, Tianlu said, "Haochen, it's already dawn. How about I take you to play in the forest?"
Hao Chen glanced at Tian Lu, then shook his head and refused, "The forest?! What are we going there for? I'm not going, I'd rather take a nap than go there."
"Awoo." Tianlu stretched and said, "Haochen, don't you get bored sleeping all the time?"
"I don't think so." Hao Chen said, then found a shady spot and lay down.
"Haochen, stop sleeping! Get up and play together! Watch my Tianlu Flying Pounce!"
Seeing that Haochen didn't intend to go out with him, Tianlu pounced on Haochen and landed heavily on him.
"puff!"
Hao Chen nearly choked on Tian Lu's weight, looking at him speechlessly: "Tian Lu, are you trying to kill me? Get up!"
Tianlu completely ignored Haochen's murderous glare and said obliviously, "Hmph, Haochen, are you awake now? Can you play with me now?"
"You're awake, you're awake. What's there to do in the forest?"
As Hao Chen spoke, he pulled Tian Lu's tail and gently stroked its fur with his paw. Tian Lu seemed to be used to Hao Chen's actions and did not resist.
"It's just because I'm bored. This guy won't even install Wi-Fi for me, and the food is always the same old chicken-flavored beans from Royal O. Even if it's delicious, I get tired of it. How could I have believed him in the first place..."
Tianlu looked annoyed as he spoke, then continued, "So, Haochen, let's go hunting to improve our meals."
"Hunting?" Hao Chen pondered, calculating the time; it should be around the time when Rabbit Lord comes looking for the Four-Faced Beast.
When the Rabbit God was mentioned, Hao Chen was no longer sleepy and instantly became interested. Why? Because he had money.
Putting everything else aside, just improving my own diet will probably have to start with Rabbit Lord. Whether I can stop eating dog food depends on Rabbit Lord.
Seeing Hao Chen's hesitation, Tian Lu assumed he wasn't good at hunting and said, "Don't worry, Hao Chen, I'm a hunting expert. Let me teach you how to hunt today."
And so, Tianlu led Haochen to wander around the mountain. Every now and then, Tianlu would lower his head and sniff the ground, searching for the scent of prey.
Hao Chen thought this behavior was quite similar to that of a dog, but he could only think it to himself and dared not laugh at Tian Lu for it. Otherwise, if Tian Lu threw a tantrum, he would have to obediently coax him.
Just then, Tianlu seemed to have made a discovery. He pulled Haochen aside and hid in the bushes, pointing to the dark figure ahead and saying, "Wow, Haochen, look! There's such a big deer in the mountains! Its butt looks so fat! It'll definitely be juicy when roasted! We're so lucky!"
Hao Chen looked in the direction Tian Lu pointed, wanting to ask Tian Lu if it was intentional. Whose deer has such a long tail? It doesn't look like a proper deer at all.
Just as Hao Chen was considering whether to remind Tian Lu that this was not a deer, but a four-legged creature, he remembered being inexplicably kicked off the second floor by the four-legged creature that morning.
He immediately decided to retaliate, because taking a step back would only make him angrier, and enduring it would only make him feel more cheated.
"Tianlu, we'll flank them from both sides. You take the lead in the attack, and I'll block the prey's escape route."
"Okay, Haochen is fine, watch me."
As Tianlu spoke, he carefully crawled forward, quietly approaching from behind the Qilin. At this moment, the Qilin also sensed something was wrong and was looking up to observe its surroundings.
"Where do you think you're going!" Tianlu suddenly jumped out from behind him and charged towards him. As he charged, Tianlu enlarged his body to catch his prey more easily.
Hao Chen was puzzled when he saw this. Why couldn't Tianlu transform when the last fight was so dangerous, but this time, Tianlu was able to transform smoothly just by hunting? Could it be the power of the food?
While Hao Chen hesitated, Tian Lu had already pounced on the Qi Xiang Bu and pinned it down, but at the same time, Tian Lu recognized the Qi Xiang Bu: "How come it's you!"
The Qilin's face bulged with veins, and it angrily said to Tianlu, "Get out of my way."
But just as Tianlu was about to get up from the Qilin, Haochen's voice suddenly came from behind them: "Tianlu, don't worry, I'm here to help you."
"Wait, Haochen, don't come any closer, he's a Sibu..."
"Ah, Haochen, you better let me go right now."
Before Tianlu could finish speaking, Haochen bit down on the Sibir's butt, causing it to scream in pain.
Hearing the Qilin's pitiful screams, Hao Chen's mood immediately improved. He thought to himself, "Serves you right for kicking me this morning. But the Qilin's ass is indeed quite fat!"
Just then, a commotion came from the bushes again, and a humanoid rabbit that walked upright emerged from them. It was none other than Rabbit Lord, a friend of the Four-Faced Beast in Kyoto.
He had big purple eyes, wore earrings, and a purple scarf. As soon as he came out, he called out, "Honey, I've come to find you! Aren't you surprised? Aren't you grateful...?"
But Rabbit Lord saw the Four-Faced Beast transform into its original form and lie on the ground, with a large blue and white dog lying on its belly and a black and gold dog licking its butt behind it.
(Haochen: I protest! He's slandering me. I was biting, not licking.)
After witnessing this scene, Rabbit felt like his world was collapsing. The words he wanted to say were stuck in his throat, and he couldn't utter them.
After a long pause, Rabbit seemed to hear a shattering sound, and said dejectedly, "Is that so? So you like this kind of thing, you 'Four-Unlikes'? No need to explain, I understand! It's just that fate is cruel; we are destined to be apart..."
As the Rabbit Lord's words became increasingly absurd, the Qilin, seemingly drawing strength from nowhere, kicked Hao Chen behind it away again, then pushed Tian Lu aside and stood up.
"A Wake-Up Hoof!"
The Qilin delivered a solid kick to Rabbit's face, panting as it said, "What nonsense are you talking about? It's just that it changed its original form, what's the big deal?"
Tianlu then grabbed Rabbit's scarf and explained, "Don't misunderstand, I was just hunting, it has nothing to do with that lewd deer!"
At this moment, Tianlu noticed that Rabbit God looked unfamiliar and became somewhat wary: "By the way, who are you?"
But right now, Rabbit Lord's mind was entirely on the Qilin, and he didn't believe Tianlu's words: "Who...believes?"
Tianlu was getting anxious when he saw that Rabbit Lord didn't believe him. There really wasn't anything between him and the Four-Faced Beast. He turned around and looked at the Four-Faced Beast, who was watching him, and felt that this was troublesome.
"What are you looking at! Explain yourself! Why did it turn out like that?!"
The four-legged creature casually replied, "Of course, the original form is taller, making it easier to eat leaves."
Tianlu saw the Qilin transform back into its original form, stand up on its two hind legs, and start eating the leaves on the tree.
Feeling somewhat embarrassed, I covered my eyes with my paws, wanting to say I didn't recognize this thing: "You four-legged creature, have you lived too long and gotten senile...?"
But when Tianlu turned around, he saw that Rabbit God's face was flushed, staring straight at the four-legged creature, and he kept saying, "Cute."
"No way! Are you serious?" Tianlu exclaimed in shock. He couldn't see how this strange creature was any cuter than him.
After the four-legged creature introduced them, Tianlu, Haochen, and Rabbit Lord got to know each other.
The Four-Faced Beast knew that Rabbit Lord had come to see him, and Rabbit Lord even expressed his desire to stay with the Four-Faced Beast permanently.
Unfortunately, the four-legged creature was not interested in this and did not show any happiness. Instead, it turned around and was about to go back to the deer man's shop.
However, Rabbit Lord was prepared for this. He pulled out a set of high-end fishing gear from somewhere and looked lost.
"I see. So you have friends in the mountains too. I was worried you'd be lonely, so I bought a new fishing rod and came here to fish with you."
After saying that, Rabbit Lord secretly glanced at the Qilin and found that the Qilin had stopped and twitched its ears, as if it was listening to him.
So Rabbit continued, "It seems I won't need this high-end fishing gear. I'll just go back to Beijing and return it."
As Rabbit Master expected, the Four-Faced Beast couldn't resist any longer. It quickly turned around, put its arm around Rabbit Master's shoulder, and quietly took the fishing rod from Rabbit Master's hand, then put on a happy expression.
"Oh dear, Mr. Rabbit, you're being too polite. Aren't we good friends? You've come all this way, so stay a few more days. I'll take you fishing tomorrow; I know a really good place. It's settled then."
As the four-legged creature spoke, it dragged and pulled Rabbit Lord back to the Deer Man's shop, leaving behind a shocked Tianlu and a Haochen who thought, "I knew it."
Tianlu and Haochen followed the Four-Faced Beast back to the Deer Man's shop. They saw the Four-Faced Beast bring Rabbit into the house and quickly slam the door shut, seemingly not wanting Tianlu and Haochen to go in and disturb them.
Just then, a strange, unrecognizable voice came from inside the house: "Come, come, Rabbit Lord, it's been so long since we last met. I'll cook a few dishes, let's have a couple of drinks and catch up."
Upon hearing the unbelievable words uttered by the Qilin, Tianlu instantly became unbalanced and frantically pounded and scratched at the door.
"You monstrosity! Come out here! Why am I just a doghouse and dog food, while he drinks and eats meat? Don't leave, explain yourself!"
Tianlu scratched at the door for a long time, but the Four-Faced Beast didn't come out. Instead, he heard the Four-Faced Beast drinking and chatting happily with Rabbit Lord inside the house.
"I'm so angry! You ungrateful bastard! Our friendship is over! Over!!"
Tianlu lay on the ground with his rear end facing the Qilin inside the house, not caring whether the Qilin could see him or not; he was clearly very angry.
Upon seeing this, Hao Chen sighed and then walked towards Tian Lu, saying, "Tian Lu, come with me."
"Hmph, Haochen, are you going to take the side of the Four-Unlikes too?"
"You will know if you come with me."
As he spoke, Hao Chen bit Tian Lu's tail and dragged him toward the window.
"Haochen, don't pull me. I can walk by myself. You're going to pull my hair off."
And so, Hao Chen pulled Tian Lu to the window. Hao Chen pointed to the high-end fishing gear that Rabbit Master had brought inside, without saying anything, but a vengeful glint flashed in Tian Lu's eyes.
That very night, the high-end fishing gear that had just come into the hands of the Sibuxiang and had never been used before broke in two with a "crack".