bookrandom Chapter 136 Paper Crane vs. Black Snake
Chapter 136 Paper Crane vs. Black Snake
As she finished speaking, she tossed a water talisman towards Yun Panpan. The talisman floated in mid-air, from which a trickle of water poured down, splashing a water droplet on the ground.
【Aaaaaah! Damn it! Damn it! Little Ai Ai is definitely a cultivator! Fellow Daoist, please take me to ascension! Please!】
[Ai Bao'er is beautiful and capable; Fu Ruya, you're not even qualified to carry her shoes!]
There's no need for this back-and-forth; don't bring trouble to my Xiao Ai.
"Wow!" Yun Panpan exclaimed in surprise, almost jumping up in excitement. She then quickly started washing the vegetables without further delay.
The stove was already finished, and Ye Jingke asked Ouyang Yuze to finish it up, while he went back to the boys' team to bring over the pot and rinse it carefully.
[The Night-Time Movie Emperor is truly all-around talented; not only can he cook for others, but he can also do housework—he's practically perfect!]
Yes! His stewed rabbit with mushrooms was a feast for the eyes, nose, and palate; the fact that Brother Ouyang ate it with his mouth full of oil is the best proof of that.
[Angel Brother is also quite good; the stir-fried wild duck with wild vegetables is also quite presentable.]
[Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! Holy crap! Quick, come to Xiao Zhong and Dao Mei Tian's live stream, high energy ahead!]
Netizens quickly moved to other places to find out what was going on, and were so shocked that they forgot to type.
In the picture, a man and a woman are each carrying a bundle of wood, walking and chatting, creating a warm and pleasant atmosphere.
Suddenly, a black snake darted out of the bushes, baring its sharp fangs and lunging straight at Shu Tian.
Zhong Zheyi was shocked and threw the wood at them without thinking.
The black snake dodged the attack, turned its head, and pounced on him.
Shu Tian was stunned for a moment, then subconsciously stepped forward. Zhong Zheyi grabbed her wrist, turned around and ran wildly, shouting for help.
Unfortunately, the camp was too far away, and no one could hear him even if he shouted himself hoarse.
Because their vision was obstructed, the two fell to the ground after only a few steps.
The black snake hissed mockingly, leaped up, and lunged at them with its mouth wide open.
At the critical moment, a paper crane transformed into a sharp sword, slashing wildly with such speed that it left afterimages.
By the time they realized what was happening, the black snake had been cut into several pieces, and bright red blood was splattered everywhere. A gentle breeze carried a strong, fishy smell.
The other origami crane spontaneously chose a direction and flew forward, stopping about three meters away, seemingly waiting for someone.
Zhong Zheyi and Shu Tian exchanged a glance, hurriedly picked up the wood, and followed closely behind.
At the same time, the drone transported clothes and toiletries to the vicinity of the girls' team. Cheng Ai paused in her action of taking the package, and turned her head to look into the distance as if sensing something.
[This has shocked my whole family for a year. Just now, my grandma asked me what I was doing, sticking my butt out, and before I could answer, she kicked me in the face.]
My mom came in and asked why I was kneeling and watching. I told her I saw origami cranes cutting down a poisonous snake.
[Ahem, your mother craned her neck to peek, then knelt down with a thud.]
Seeing that her husband wasn't kneeling, she suddenly shoved his head to the ground.
Then the whole family knelt down.
Hello everyone, I'm the host of the "Mom Asks for Kneeling Series," let's all kneel together!
Haha, my girls have such vivid imaginations, I'm impressed!
[I'm obsessed with Xiao Ai, I'm crazy about Xiao Ai, I'd bang my head against a wall for Xiao Ai!]
I initially thought the origami cranes were only for lighting, but I never imagined they could kill snakes.
No wonder Goddess Ai dared to send Xiao Zhong and Tian Tian out to find wood; she had planned ahead.
[Haha, Shu Tian is so unlucky. No matter what happens, she's always the first to suffer.]
Someone as unlucky as you should know your place and stay home to avoid harming others.
"Night Manager, cook the dishes; Ouyang, boil the water; Panpan, pack the bags; Yuan Yao, pick a few more leaves from the big trees around here; I'll go greet Tiantian and Zheyi." Cheng Ai finished speaking and ran off quickly, leaving everyone looking bewildered.
Ye Jingke shook his head helplessly, lit the fire from the boys' team, gathered some dry branches, picked up a knife to butcher the pheasant, heated oil in a wok, added meat and vegetables, seasonings, and stir-fried vigorously. His series of skillful and fluid actions drew praise from netizens.
These days, there aren't many celebrities who can cook; this award-winning actor is truly amazing.
[Brother Ye's rabbit stewing skills are also superb, on par with professional chefs.]
[Cheng Ai is all bravado, but what can she do besides make a little water?]
[Oh, oh, oh, you're just jealous upstairs, aren't you? If you're so capable, why don't you conjure up some water yourself!]
[It's so dark, who knows if there are any water pipes up there?]
Where did the oil come from? Isn't it just seasonings?
[Can you please be serious? The spice box has six compartments: dish soap, salt, chicken bouillon, pepper, scallions, ginger, garlic, and oil!]
[Thanks for the answer, I was doing my homework and didn't watch the live stream.]
Ha, dish soap and oil are considered seasonings? How ridiculous.
[Then how are the guests supposed to wash the pot? With your blood?]
Ouyang Yuze realized what was happening and quickly picked up another pot to boil water, then helped Yuan Yao pick leaves.
Yun Panpan opened the two large packages, which contained clothes, flat shoes, towels, bath towels, shampoo, shower gel, socks, sealed underwear, heat packs and sleeping bags, and even a large plastic basin, which made her eyes light up.
[With ample supplies, does this still qualify as wilderness survival?]
[This is a special case; the guests are all filthy. How are we going to film the variety show tomorrow?]
[Watch if you want, otherwise get lost. Your rambling is annoying!]
When Cheng Ai and the other two returned, Ouyang Yuze and Yuan Yao had already picked over a hundred leaves from the tree, and the large plastic basin was filled with warm water. Ye Jingke's vegetables were also just cooked.
Seeing Zhong Zheyi and Shu Tian covered in blood, Yun Panpan was so frightened that she burrowed into Yuan Yao's arms and pointed to the basin, saying, "Brother Zhong and Sister Tian, there's water over there. You two should wash yourselves quickly. I'm scared."
Ye Jingke divided the chicken into three equal portions, frowned, and asked, "Are you alright? Should we ask the production team to send a doctor over?"
Zhong Zheyi was washing his face when he heard this and immediately shook his head, "It's all snake blood, Tian Tian and I are perfectly fine."
"A snake?" Yun Panpan poked her head out, puzzled. "Weren't you supposed to be gathering firewood? Why did you go and beat up a snake?"
Shu Tian embellished her story of encountering the black snake, which made Cheng Ai sigh repeatedly.
It's normal for a thousand paper cranes to turn into a sharp sword, but isn't a length of forty meters a bit outrageous?
It was expected that the snake would be chopped up, but wouldn't it be a bit much to mince it into meat paste?
What's even more frustrating is that Yun Panpan and Yuan Yao actually believed it!
They pulled Shu Tian aside and shamelessly begged her to repeat it again.
Haha, this couple is so cute, they're a perfect match!
[Calm down! Let them finish their meal before listening to the story!]
[The production team is irresponsible! There are so many venomous snakes and wild beasts in the forest, what if something happens to the guests?]
With Xiao Ai Ai around, what's there to be afraid of?
She can't possibly be with everyone every second, can she? Hopefully, the director will be more careful when choosing locations next time.
That makes sense! I agree with the comment above!
The previous water talisman had failed, so Cheng Ai threw out another one. After the water was boiled, she ran to the stove to eat the chicken.