I kissed the statue at the beginning and I vomited all over the floor

Chapter 304: The First Generation of Nolihus



Chapter 304: The First Generation of Nolihus

At the instruction of a frost giant with a twitching mouth, the moon elf in mid-air openly removed his spell disguise.

He was wearing a simple long gown that was totally out of character with the style of the era, had short black hair, and a human face that looked like it deserved a beating.

The human was pointing a finger at the angry Valam. The half-dragon god and the black tentacles he summoned all stopped moving and remained motionless.

"It's really you!"

The corners of Alduin's mouth twitched even more violently.

"Huh? What do you mean by "as expected"?

If I hadn't exposed myself, you wouldn't have discovered it was me, okay, you giant...giant with a spell-proof physique!"

[It seems that Nolihus has become more worldly-wise and has not revealed your identity, Alduin...]

Without the threat of the tentacle attack, Onseth breathed a sigh of relief and slowly walked to Alduin's side.

The tentacle spell with a very wide range and powerful attack just now destroyed the shield he created with his arms, and now this ice element still has one arm.

"If you say another word, I will kill all the creatures here!"

Giving Onseth a cold look, Alduin sat down on the ground angrily.

He has been resisting the urge to lift the seal, and relying on strength similar to Hejia's, he has managed to hold on until now.

The old frost giant was almost exhausted.

"Okay, old friends, after not seeing each other for so long, why do you two still like to love and hate each other so much?"

"So long? Over 20,000 years, Nolihus!

Onseth and I both thought you had returned to dust!

Also, where did you learn all these weird new words?"

The old frost giant raised his arm lazily and made a reassuring gesture to the nervous old skeleton.

“It’s that kid Ivan!

I really didn't expect that such a strange guy would appear among the descendants of Nolihus——

Well, according to his language, it should be called weird! "

[You learned this from Alvin? Impossible...

As far as I know, you transformed into this elf and lurked in Nield for at most a month...】

Onces also waved to the human soldiers behind him, especially the curly-haired boy holding the hammer, and asked them to put down their weapons.

"I invaded his dream..."

"Sure enough - every outstanding Nolihus is a pervert..."

Alduin was not stingy in his conclusion.

"Thanks for the compliment, old man."

Nolihus, who had regained his true appearance, rubbed his chin and pointed at the half-dragon god who was fixed in place.

"How about it, do you want me to help?"

[Same as before... there is a price, right...]

Nolihus waved his hand and replied indifferently:

"Well, it should be fine...

After all, this thing is a god, it's nothing more than me completely disappearing at this 'point in time'..."

"No, no, no, don't do this again.

When did you disappear last time? You’ve been missing for 20,000 years…”

Alduin hurriedly stopped Nolihus's actions.

"Instead of doing this, you might as well let your great-grandson who has been here for who knows how many generations do it for you.

He seems to enjoy 'eating' the energy in the half-dragons' bodies."

"I calculated that the boy is the 927th generation."

Nolihus narrowed his eyes. This was not the only thing that was unusual about his descendant.

“But the boy is now well fed and sleeping soundly.

And overeating is not a good habit——

Oh? This little girl is quite suitable for this job."

"Little girl?"

Alduin did not quite understand who Norrisius was referring to.

"Little girl?"

A pleasant voice came from far away and quickly reached the ears of several people.

[The only person who can manage Her Highness Eilistraee to call her a little girl is Nolihus...]

The human in the air looked at the tall elf rushing out with great interest.

“Is there something wrong?

I remember when we were here, Corellon hadn't even ascended to godhood yet!"

"I remember now!"

A voice like an old bellows being pulled faster suddenly sounded, startling the people who were chatting animatedly.

The old skeleton Rillifane stood up straight, the flame of his soul jumping excitedly.

“Among the ancient secrets, there is a powerful being that is not bound by time.

He took advantage of the chaos between the giant and the dragon and dealt a fatal blow to both the dragon and the giant god!

Therefore, other creatures have a chance to recuperate..."

"Ahaha! I feel a little embarrassed to hear my story from you...

Rillifane Rorazil, the primal elf."

The fire in the eyes of the old skeleton who was named trembled rapidly. It was unclear whether he was excited or scared by this mysterious Nolihus.

"Can anyone tell me what is going on?

Who is this human being who does not belong to the time node?"

Iris, who had just run over and was called a little girl, felt a little insulted.

Even though he wasn't one of the oldest elves, he had lived for nearly 20,000 years, and had been a god for 10,000 years...

And they have two daughters.

Even Rillifane, who was his uncle in terms of seniority, didn't dare to look down on him.

No matter how you look at it, it doesn't match the title of "little girl"!

This human who looked like he deserved a beating stared at him with a smile, and then replied in an even more provocative way:

"I am the great-grandfather of your daughter's boyfriend...

So, are they sure about their relationship?

Have you thought about your child's name?

Without mentioning anything else, the last name must be Nolihuys.

There has never been any elven blood in our family!"

"Your last name is beep beep beep--"

Iris, who has always been very well-mannered...well, used to behave like a little gangster, came up with a complete list of banned words.

Her golden hair fluttered as she drew her bow and shot an arrow, which contained a terrifying power that even the world's will could not stop.

"Take back your dirty words!"

Without giving Nolihus a chance to speak again, the arrow filled with the elves' divine power flew towards the human in the air.

But this terrifying arrow that could change the weather was only touched by the opponent's finger, and then it turned around and hit Valam, who was staring with his eyes wide open and unable to move.

In an instant, this half-dragon who had been so arrogant just now was blown into pieces.

Alduin stared in amazement at the remains of the half-dragon god. Although it was just a clone, it was still a formidable god after all.

But when he turned around and looked at Iris, he shook his head as if it was a matter of course.

The strength of some gods is indeed beyond my comprehension.

It was an extremely correct decision to seal my power for so many years to avoid being discovered by the big guys in the star realm!


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