Quick Travel: Crazy Literature

Chapter 259 Marrying a Daughter (3)

Mrs. Zhou Wang let out two "eh" sounds and watched her son turn and leave. She felt very proud in her heart. At least she gave birth to a son. Unlike that bitch, not only did she not get the love of her man, but she also had to be photographed for sex. She was doomed!

She touched her face. Her skin was thick and rough, so there were no marks left. She inadvertently thought of what Heshan said, that women just stretch out their hands for clothes and open their mouths for food and clothes. They were very brave and dared to think like that. She didn't dare to do that.

In front of the stove, Heshan looked at his young wife dodging and could only mutter that he was really pitiful. He decided to take action himself.

With a gloomy face, she glanced into the pot, where there were lumps of meat steaming...it smelled awful delicious.

Heshan felt reluctant to let go instantly. She touched her belly and suddenly remembered that the original owner had not eaten yet because of taking the wedding photos.

I'm hungry.

You have to eat when you are hungry. There is no need to be polite at home.

She walked up to the pot calmly and took out a bowl from the cupboard, then she walked to the pot and added a small bowl with a big spoon.

The aunties nearby were stunned for a moment when they saw this, and then quickly asked, "Ni'er, it's not time to set up the table yet, why are you taking out a basin?"

"Eat, Auntie, I'm hungry."

What?

The auntie was confused, this is something only men can eat!

This movement was immediately noticed by the hateful Zhou Wangshi. She felt that this daughter-in-law was really bold. How could she have the right to eat meat? !

Zhou Wang was so angry that she rushed over and raised her hand to snatch the pot of meat.

Want to snatch food from the king's mouth?

Heshan blinked and his shadowless feet moved as he pleased.

"Oh!"

A heavy muffled sound was heard.

This is good. Zhou Wang screamed "Ah" and her buttocks were injured again. He Shandu felt a toothache when he heard it and said:

"Mom, what are you doing? Why are you always performing the butt-slamming show? We are all women, we have butts, and your butt is not pretty. You will get stye if you look at it too much."

The aunts: "..."

Zhou Wang held her buttocks which were about to be broken into eight pieces. When she heard these words, pain mixed with anger rushed straight to her mind. She frowned bitterly and was confused for a moment, not knowing whether to cry out in pain or curse first.

"you you!"

She pointed at the person opposite her tremblingly. The aunties pried her fingers back without saying a word, helped the person up, coughed twice, and looked at Heshan disapprovingly: "What's wrong with you, girl? She is your mother!"

"She's not my biological mother," she couldn't help but mutter, and continued, "Oh, I see, auntie, you also hate looking at my mother's big butt, right?"

Heshan didn't wait for anyone to speak, and accused Zhou Wangshi: "Look, I told you that no one likes to see you fall on your butt, but you didn't believe me. Hurry up and clean up, don't embarrass yourself all day long!"

"you shut up!"

"This is outrageous! How dare you kick me!"

He Shan was puzzled, "Ah? Did I kick you?"

The others stared, they saw it clearly just now!

After taking a look at the expressions of the crowd, Heshan lowered his head in confusion and took a sip from the large basin, and a piece of delicious meat came into his mouth.

After chewing twice, he said incoherently:

"Mom, you are such a joker. How could I possibly hit you, as a dough-like person? Are you old and blind?"

"Hey you!" How dare you eat meat!

“You can’t eat it! You can’t eat it!”

The aunts were shocked and immediately rushed over, "Does your daughter-in-law know the rules?"

Heshan spun around to avoid their claws, and quickly used a spoon to scoop a big mouthful of food and stuffed it into his mouth.

"What are you doing? I'm hungry and you won't give me food. This is my meat. Eat it if you want. Aunts, do you want to eat it? Come on, don't be polite."

"Oh! Put it down! Put it down!" Zhou Wangshi didn't bother to argue with her and rushed over anxiously.

"You can't eat this meat!"

The kitchen was in chaos again, with people chasing each other. Heshan, holding a rice spoon in one hand and a bowl in the other, finished a pot of meat very quickly. After he finished, he braked suddenly, turned around and threw the meat on Zhou Wangshi's head with a clang.

Zhou Wang felt a headache and her vision went dark. She opened the basin in frustration and suddenly smelled the aroma of meat. She paused suspiciously, pointed at the person opposite her in disbelief and cursed.

"You bastard, you are really crazy!"

"How dare you steal the meat? How dare you eat meat? You are so hungry every day and you still eat meat secretly. You are really itching for meat!"

"Nonsense, I ate openly and honestly, and I am so clean, how could I be itchy? I think you are the one who is itchy, you haven't showered for a month!" He Shan exclaimed, covered his nose and pointed at her with disgust:

"Look at the black spots on your neck. I was wondering where the smell of pickled cabbage came from because I didn't make any pickled cabbage today. It turns out it's from you. How embarrassing!"

The others unconsciously glanced at Zhou Wang's neck...it seemed to be true.

"You fart! Old lady,

"Okay, okay, stop talking, the pot is going to get burnt!" A cry of surprise stopped Zhou Wangshi's insults.

"Just wait for me!" After all, meat was more important. She cast a resentful look at Heshan, touched her face, turned around and walked towards the stove.

"Hmph, I'll wait for you to die," Heshan retorted without showing any weakness, which made the aunts beside him sigh and shake their heads.

It will be difficult for Heshan to get close to the pot now, as everyone is on guard against her doing something unexpected again.

But this was no problem for the clever girl. She was afraid of being applauded, so she slowly changed direction and entered the small compartment next to her. There were two earthen jars on the floor, which contained the white wine that the men of the Zhou family usually treasured.

Now that the banquet is already held, we can’t be reluctant to give up a little wine, hehe.

She squatted down and opened the lid of the wine. Instantly a smell wafted out. Heshan immediately held his breath, turned his head and sighed. He didn't know where the wine was bought, but it had a pungent smell!

Although the smell was hard to describe, it was a good thing in the eyes of others. She smiled sinisterly and took out another packet of poison.

This is a must-have artifact for walking around the house, and it can be of great use today!

Pour it, shake it, soak it, and let's all make a damn rotten bag of earth.

However, this is still a bit too good for these beasts. Since they want to eat at my table, I will let these beasts eat their fill!

Heshan ran outside grimly and scooped a spoonful of manure water.

yue……

Pour in, pour in, pour in...

yue...Come on, you damn scum, drink as much as you can for me today!

She held her breath and nodded with satisfaction. She waited there for a while excitedly, and finally heard the voice outside shouting that the meal was ready.

Assuming that everyone was seated neatly, she immediately picked up a jar in each hand.

The aunts and daughters-in-law who were cooking in the kitchen brought out the dishes one by one. Today's dishes were quite rich, with three meat dishes and seven vegetable dishes. The guests were very jealous and wanted to stuff them all into their stomachs. They usually didn't eat very well and relied on banquets sometimes to make a living.

"Everyone, please feel free to sit down and eat."

"Uncle San, Uncle Liu, you too, you must have waited for a long time, don't be polite to your nephew"

Zhou Min walked back and forth between the three tables with a smile on his face, greeting everyone warmly. Zhou's father followed suit and shouted a few times, then sat in the main seat consciously.

If you don’t know, you might think it’s some big happy event.

"Aunts, please go and eat while the food is hot. We don't need to entertain you here. Mom, you should go too," Zhou Min said to Zhou Wang and the others with a smile.

The aunts and wives laughed and exclaimed, complimenting Zhou Wangshi on her good fortune, saying that Zhou Min was thoughtful and filial. Zhou Wangshi smiled proudly.

A group of people were chatting and laughing as they were about to return to the kitchen. Women were not allowed to sit at the table. Their dining table was in the kitchen, where there was a wooden table. The dishes were different from those on the men's table, but since they were guests today, a very sumptuous meal was arranged, with one meat dish and five vegetarian dishes.

"Oh, are we eating already?"

Heshan jumped out excitedly with her teeth bared. Her voice attracted everyone. When they turned around and saw her carrying two large jars, they were all stunned.

Zhou Wangshi felt that she was going to act up again, so she immediately stepped forward to grab her: "Don't be silly! What are you doing holding the jar?"

"Drinking"

Heshan dodged her attack easily, walked quickly through the group of women, tilted his wrist, held his breath, and quickly filled all the empty bowls on the table with yellow wine.

The strong smell of alcohol spread out instantly, and the group of disgusting men were instantly conquered, all of them holding out their bowls with smiles on their faces.

"Oh my, it's actually rice wine! That's really polite, Mr. Zhou!"

"Haha, I haven't had a drink in a while. I really miss it."

Heshan puffed up his face and looked very serious. He couldn't let the money spill on his hands.

When Zhou's father stood up and saw it, he felt heartbroken. That was the wine he had bought in town at great expense!

What is this bitch doing!

Zhou Min was also stunned. He usually would have a couple of drinks with his father, but he would only drink a little each time because he couldn't bear to drink.

Now seeing Heshan being so "generous", the two were so angry that their eyes turned green. Zhou's father almost couldn't help but rush up to take back his precious wine jar.

But changing a daughter-in-law is more tempting than two jars of wine. Zhou Min stopped his father in time and said with gritted teeth: "Dad, please bear with it."

If you offend the big guys and they get unhappy, it would be bad if Pai Xi does something that they don't like.

Father Zhou's face turned dark. He understood this, but it was his wine! He spent a lot of money on it.

At this moment, Zhou's father felt so distressed that he looked at Heshan with a cold look in his eyes. He wanted to beat her to death on the spot. This bitch was just meddling in other people's business! Who told her to bring out her own wine! No wonder she couldn't have a child. She deserved to be beaten to death!

Why didn't you kill her earlier?

The resentment of the three members of the Zhou family reached its peak at this moment. Seeing that her son and husband had calmed down, Zhou Wangshi did not dare to make a fool of herself in front of all the men and suppressed her temper that was about to beat and scold them.

"Oh, my nephew's wife, please give me more, please give me more."

"Fill it up!"

Satisfy you old beast.

Heshan was delighted in his heart... and he quickly prepared a bowl for everyone on the three tables.

Originally there wasn't enough wine, but she didn't add anything, so it was enough.

Zhou's father Zhou Min's expression had changed, and he greeted them in a friendly manner again. However, when they saw the poured wine, they were stunned for a second in confusion. Their wine was not yellow. Could it be that it had gone bad?