Chapter 285 The Adventures of Rhubarb (Part [-])
Chapter 285 The Adventures of Rhubarb (Part [-])
Finally, Rhubarb asked, "Do you want to become stronger?"
The little monkey said without hesitation this time: "I think, I don't want to be ridiculed anymore, I don't want to be bullied."
"Really? Then you are willing to come with me." Da Huang said with a serious expression on his rare face.
The little monkey looked back at the tree house behind him, and said resolutely, "I am willing!"
"Okay, after drinking this glass of wine, we will be brothers from now on. One day, you will feel extremely lucky for today's decision." Da Huang held up the little monkey wine left, and drank it all in one gulp.
The little monkey on the opposite side couldn't help feeling heroic, and buried his head in the jar and drank it, but the wine in the jar was not small, and it was enough to pretend that he wanted to drink it alone, because of its small size. The belly must burst.
So it didn't drink half of it, and it passed out drunk.
Rhubarb glanced at the half-jar of monkey wine, and was not polite, grabbed it and drank it all in one gulp.
When it drank all the monkey wine, an extremely pure energy spread in its body, and even the seven gibbons that had been swallowed before were also continuously digested with this energy. Soon, it His cultivation has increased sharply, directly reaching the peak of a first-order monster, and will soon be able to break through to the ranks of a second-order monster.
"Ma De, this monkey wine is really fun. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is a holy product among the monsters. The little hairy monkey can brew this kind of wine without even cultivating. If it can cultivate, Isn’t this brewed wine against the sky?”
Rhubarb's drunkenness at this moment is no longer enough to intoxicate its spirit, because it is too shocked now.
Picking up the little monkey and throwing it on his back, Rhubarb left and continued his journey to find Yang Mu.
Boss, I've brought you something good!
Rhubarb roared excitedly in his heart.
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After another seven days of rushing, Rhubarb finally returned to the original position, and then searched down the river, hoping to find Yang Mu's trace.
It took about two or three hours to walk along the way. The torrent in front of him suddenly became turbulent, and the world that cut a line of sky made it feel something was wrong.
Walking up the bank vigilantly and taking a look, it turned out that I encountered a downward waterfall. I glanced at it, and it was about ten meters high.
The little monkey covered his face and said in despair: "Brother Dog, is it possible that your elder brother fell to his death?"
"Go away, shut your crow's mouth, my boss is your big brother, don't curse randomly."
Rhubarb couldn't help lecturing, thinking, are you cursing him to death or cursing me to death!
The sound of the rushing waterfall was too noisy, and there seemed to be a faint figure flickering below, and there was a voice of talking, but Rhubarb couldn't hear it, and only felt his head buzzing.
At this moment, a burst of urination hit, Rhubarb looked under the blurred waterfall, immediately raised his buttocks to the bottom, raised his legs high, and then a warm current shot down, pouring down at a pouring angle, Strong and without forks, it falls parallel to the icy waterfall.
One word: cool!
What could be more enjoyable than defecating indiscriminately?
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Under the waterfall.
Mr. Xiao Lang was naked to the waist, with a pair of knee-length underpants. He really felt the impact of the waterfall from top to bottom. Suddenly, there seemed to be a warm current sliding down his scalp, which made him feel a little bit of illusion.
"What's the situation? Is it an illusion caused by the water being too cold and the heat emitted by the body?"
However, the gray wolf who was frolicking in the water at the side smelled a different smell, that smell... a bit strong, with a familiar smell, that's right, it should be urine.
There was a touch of human anger on Canglang's face, and he quickly swam to Xiao Langjun's side and told him the matter.
"What? Urine?"
The wolf nodded and said it was still dog urine.
Mr. Xiao Lang: ...
"God damned dead dog, take your life!"
Mr. Xiao Lang let out a roar, and his whole body directly faced the waterfall, rising up on the waves, at a height of more than ten meters, he climbed up in just a few breaths, but at this moment, Rhubarb seemed to be urinating endlessly, still releasing water.
Seeing this scene, Mr. Xiao Lang's face was as black as coal. He didn't expect that his majestic young master of the Sirius Sect would have a day of being drenched in dog urine, but what kind of combination is this? Why is the dog riding a dog? monkey?
At this time, the wolf also climbed up along with the rocks on the side, and its dark pupils fell on Da Huang's body immediately, but it didn't matter, but Da Huang turned back to look at it when he heard the sound, and the eyes immediately made him crouch in fright. On the ground, trembling.
That look, it... It had seen it in the ancestral land of the Wolf Temple, it was a phantom that appeared in its inherited memory, and the gaze of that phantom was exactly the same as the big yellow dog now.
In the wolf clan, whenever a wolf reaches a certain level of cultivation, it will go to the ancestral land of the wolf temple for enlightenment, and the process of enlightenment is to observe a stone statue called "ancestor", the stone statue is invisible No one can tell exactly what the "ancestor" looks like. According to legend, the "ancestor" is the ancestor of all their wolves, but the "ancestor" has disappeared, and there will be a successor in the future, and only Only the successor can truly see the appearance of the "ancestor".
When every wolf observes the "ancestor" statue, it will be taken into a phantom. They can't see the appearance of the phantom clearly, just like the "ancestor", but the eyes that look back are deeply The imprint of him is imprinted in the hearts of all the wolves, and they will never be able to forget it, and they will never be able to admit their mistakes.
The memory flashed in my mind, and the wolf's demeanor became more humble, as if the one in front of it was the "ancestor".
Da Huang didn't understand the situation for a while, but the little monkey became extremely nervous.
Glancing at Mr. Xiao Lang, Rhubarb said impatiently: "Look at the eagle, jump at gai!"
Mr. Xiao Lang:? ? ?
Such an arrogant dog, although he can't understand what he is saying, but his tone is really unbearable.
Mr. Xiao Lang can understand wolf language, and he is proficient in some dog animal language, so he can understand Rhubarb's words naturally.
Seeing this, he was ready to take action to teach the big yellow dog a lesson, but he was frightened by the wolf and hurriedly stopped him.
Mouth whimpering said something.
Hearing Canglang's words, Mr. Xiao Lang was in a bad mood. He took a careful look at Dahuang, then looked at Canglang and asked, "Are you sure? This is a serious matter, so I can't help but joke around!"
The wolf nodded quickly.
Seeing his partner say this, Mr. Xiao Lang couldn't help feeling troubled.
"Wouldn't it be rash to prove that it's related to 'Zu' with just a pair of eyes?"
Hearing this, Canglang couldn't help but give him a blank look, saying, don't you do too many hasty things?
But considering that Mr. Xiao Lang is a human race after all, he couldn't understand its mood at the moment, so after thinking about it, he said: "If it is really it, then there must be something extraordinary about it, just touch it, and you will know it naturally."
"This method is good! It is much more reliable than looking at the eyes!"
Mr. Xiao Lang agreed immediately.
I saw the wolf coming to Da Huang's side respectfully, no longer the arrogance and domineering before, and said in a low voice, I don't know what to say.
And Da Huang nodded again and again when he heard it, and when he talked about the back, he even stood up with his legs upright, and put his front paws behind his back.
"Amazing!"
Mr. Xiao Lang exclaimed that it was unbelievable, thinking that with such a bearing, he believed the words of Cang Lang a little bit.
In the end, not knowing what Canglang said, Da Huang glanced at Mr. Xiao Lang beside him, nodded slightly and said, "Don't worry, I've made up your friend!"
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