Chapter 280 Is the girl taking a shower? Don't be afraid, I'm blind!
Chapter 280 Is the girl taking a shower? Don't be afraid, I'm blind!
Chapter 280 Is the girl taking a bath? Don't be afraid, I'm blind!
Bianjing Rudder.
It was already night, but the Bian Jing rudder was still bustling. Most of the Black Water religious followers liked to hide during the day and come out at night.
The rudder was filled with the smell of various grilled meats, where the believers were gathering together to eat.
"Master, would you like to try some fried chicken? This is the latest life column published in Jianghu Monthly, and we have reproduced it." Jiang Yannian asked for help and his attitude was very good.
Lu Zhan took a look and thought the fried chicken looked very familiar: "Is Fangzi from Jianghu Pavilion?"
"That's right..." Jiang Yannian lowered his voice and said a little awkwardly: "I think this fried chicken is easy to make and has a special taste. I'm going to take out a loan to open a small shop. Once it becomes popular, I'm sure I can make a lot of money. By then, the funds of Bian Jing Duo will be sufficient, and the hall master won't have to worry about us."
Lu Zhan's eyelids jumped. He only thought about being a hall master, but he didn't expect that being a hall master would also require him to worry about funding issues.
"Is Bian Jing very poor?" Lu Zhan glanced at Jiang Yannian.
Jiang Yannian said bitterly, "It was quite prosperous at the beginning, but later on, I spent a lot of money on tools to steal the ore. In the end, I stole very little ore, wasted manpower and material resources, and suffered a lot of losses... But don't worry, Master. I have several silk shops outside with a good reputation. I can get a loan for the activity funds."
“…” Lu Zhan didn’t want to talk about this topic. He said, “Okay, let’s not talk about this for now. Let’s find a quiet place first. I’ll break the stones for you.”
"Thank you, Hall Master." Jiang Yannian showed a happy expression. Bian Jing Duo was certainly not that poor. The disciples ate out every day without paying, so they saved a lot on food alone.
He didn't need a loan at all, but he had to cry poor in front of his boss to let him know that there was no money to be made here.
Thinking of this, Jiang Yannian took Lu Zhan to the secret room.
Although the stone crushing does not require surgery, it does require taking off clothes. Jiang Yannian did not want to be watched by his men, so he decided to do it in a secret room.
In the spacious secret room of the cave, Jiang Yannian took off his shirt and lay on the stone table, like a catfish on a chopping board, feeling expectant yet nervous.
It is unheard of to break up stones without surgery.
Lu Zhan fumbled in the magic ring for a while and took out a jade-colored brick. This was the magic weapon that Xiao Chu gave him when he first met Ji Mengli. It could be big or small and weighed up to ten thousand pounds, which was just right for breaking stones.
"Do you want anesthetic?" Lu Zhan asked.
"Yes...no, I'm a cultivator, so I'm not afraid of pain. I won't waste the hall master's anesthetic powder." Jiang Yannian originally planned to use anesthetics, but he felt that this was inappropriate.
Now he and Lu Zhan were alone in the secret room, and although his men were waiting outside, they did not dare to come in without permission. If he was put under general anesthesia, wouldn't Lu Zhan be able to do whatever he wanted?
Jiang Yannian doesn't trust other people, he has to stay absolutely sober.
Besides, this wasn't surgery, how painful could it be? It was common for Jiang Yannian to break arms and legs in fights, and he just endured them.
"Captain Jiang is truly a hero, worthy of being my subordinate." Lu Zhan exclaimed in admiration, his eyes shining with golden light, scanning Jiang Yannian's entire body like a CT scan, and quickly found the location of the kidney stones.
The kidney stones of cultivators are different from those of ordinary people. They are large, round, and emit golden light.
If the Great Zhou cultivation system was not a traditional one, Lu Zhan would have suspected that this kidney stone was a golden elixir.
"Master, is this possible?" It was too quiet in the secret room, and Jiang Yannian was a little nervous.
Lu Zhan touched his chin and said, "Your kidney stones are a bit of a problem. Have you already fallen out of the mortal realm?"
"Fortunately, my subordinates discovered it early, otherwise the kidney stones might have reached the mysterious state." Jiang Yannian was very scared. In the past, he looked down on night doctors the most, thinking that this profession was unnecessary and was not needed at all in normal times.
Later he found out that he was too naive. Practitioners can actually get sick and catch colds. Some practitioners are even infected with viruses. After the viruses take over, they practice madly and eventually replace the host.
From this point of view, night doctors are still very necessary.
Lu Zhan nodded: "Thanks to your cleverness, otherwise your body would be in a different state now... Get ready, I'm about to start."
Jiang Yannian took a few deep breaths: "I'm ready, come on..."
Lu Zhan placed the jade brick on Jiang Yannian's kidney, with the brick facing the kidney stone.
In an instant, a huge force came, causing Jiang Yannian to gasp. He felt that the small brick was as heavy as ten thousand pounds. If it were not for his high level of cultivation, he would have been crushed into meat paste in an instant.
Jiang Yannian was a little nervous: "Master, what is this thing? It's so heavy?"
"This is an extracorporeal magic weapon specifically for kidney stones." Lu Zhan said calmly, "To use sound waves to break up stones, it is natural to generate powerful sound waves. I will use this brick as a medium. You don't have to be nervous. Everything is under my control."
Hearing this, Jiang Yannian breathed a sigh of relief, but before he could calm down completely, he saw Lu Zhan fish out a huge hammer.
Jiang Yannian was startled and shouted, "Master, what are you doing - ah! Aaah!"
Before Jiang Yannian could finish his words, Lu Zhan struck down with his hammer.
"clang--"
The deafening sound came violently, and Jiang Yannian felt severe pain both physically and mentally. He felt as if a mountain was hitting his kidneys. The pain was so piercing that it was unbearable for an ordinary person.
The sound of the sledgehammer hitting the brick was so harsh that it made his scalp numb and his ears and head buzz.
"what--"
Jiang Yannian let out a heart-wrenching scream. He had never felt such pain in his life. No wonder Lu Zhan mentioned anesthesia just now. It turned out to be so painful!
"Or...or how about using anesthesia?" Jiang Yannian spoke weakly with sweat all over his forehead.
Lu Zhan said seriously: "The treatment has already begun, and it must not be stopped, otherwise it will cause immeasurable harm to the patient. Please be patient."
Tolerate?
How can I bear this?
Jiang Yannian screamed in agony. Every time Lu Zhan struck him, he brought with him true Qi. The pain caused by the brick went deep into his soul.
Jiang Yannian felt his stomach was a little bloated, as if something was about to come out.
"Hey, the kidney stone is moving. Xiao Jiang, you must not move, otherwise all your efforts will be wasted."
The kidney stones were running around in Jiang Yannian's stomach. Lu Zhan raised the hammer and started hitting it frantically like playing whack-a-mole.
This method of shattering kidney stones was invented by Lu Zhan. The theory is that the sound waves formed by the impact can achieve the effect of hitting a bull from a distance, but this is his first attempt.
Jiang Yannian was able to scream at first, but later on he didn't even have the strength to do so. His face was as pale as paper and blood foamed from his mouth.
Lu Zhan narrowed his eyes and realized that the time had come. He took out the Tongxin Gu and placed it on Jiang Yannian's belly. The Gu quickly burrowed into his skin.
Compared with the pain of hitting a kidney stone, the pain of being poisoned is like the difference between a mosquito and an elephant. Jiang Yannian could not even feel it.
Lu Zhan used his true Qi to control the baby Gu and quickly led it to sleep deep in Jiang Yannian's heart, waiting for the mother Gu to wake it up.
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Half an hour later.
Lu Zhan put away the brick and woke up the unconscious Jiang Yannian.
Jiang Yannian kept shivering, looking listless: "Okay... okay?"
"Of course." Lu Zhan put away the brick. "Now your kidney stones have been completely shattered and will be discharged through your urine. It may be a little painful, so you need to bear with it."
"It's okay." Jiang Yannian's face was pale. Could it be more painful than just now? He was a little scared when he saw Lu Zhan. When his boss treated a patient, he only thought about curing the disease with medicine and didn't care about the life or death of his subordinates.
The kidney stones did resolve, and he was almost dead.
Jiang Yannian wanted to cry but had no tears.
Lu Zhan patted his shoulder and said, "Xiao Jiang, you should have a good rest. I am an authority on this disease and have never failed to treat it. The success rate is 100%. You just need to have a good rest and the shattered stones will be expelled from your body."
100% success rate
Besides him, is there really anyone else who chooses this method? Jiang Yannian was a little confused, and always felt that he had become Lu Zhan's test subject. He was speechless for a while.
“Xiao Jiang, your boss is leaving, and you’re not even going to see him off?” Lu Zhan was very dissatisfied when he saw that he was indifferent.
"..." Jiang Yannian gritted his teeth, thinking that Lu Zhan was indeed from the Demon Suppression Division, full of bureaucracy. He saluted Lu Zhan with difficulty: "I respectfully send you off, Master."
Lu Zhan waved his hand: "No need to be so polite and show such great courtesy. I'm leaving now."
Jiang Yannian: “…”
After taking several deep breaths, Jiang Yannian finally calmed himself down. For a moment, he didn't know whether to cry or laugh.
The kidney stones were gone, but he was left with an indelible psychological trauma.
"Captain, are you okay?" After Lu Zhan left, Yue Feiying was the first to rush into the secret room.
As soon as he came in, he saw Jiang Yannian in dishevel, pale face, foaming at the mouth, looking like he had been beaten to a pulp.
Yue Feiying was shocked: "Captain, you...you..."
“Stop imagining nonsense!” Jiang Yannian spat a mouthful of blood on Yue Feiying and angrily said, “Go call Old Ni!”
Old Ni is the only night doctor in Bian Jing Du. Although he cannot use sonic waves to shake stones, his medical skills are quite good.
Soon, Old Ni came trotting over carrying a medicine box.
Jiang Yannian has recovered a lot. He sat cross-legged, dignified and solemn: "Check my body."
"Yes." Old Ni hurriedly checked Jiang Yannian's body.
After half a cup of tea, Old Ni said in surprise: "The captain's kidney stones are gone, and now all the stubborn diseases are gone!"
Jiang Yannian finally breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that the suffering he had just endured was not in vain. At least it was useful.
On second thought, it's not Master Lu's fault. It was his own fault for not using anesthesia. If he had used anesthesia, it wouldn't have been so painful.
"Hall Master Lu is truly a night doctor prodigy." Jiang Yannian sighed sincerely and asked, "Has Hall Master Lu left?"
Yue Feiying shook his head: "No, the hall master went to the back hall to check on those mermaid souls."
Jiang Yannian showed an ambiguous smile: "He is lustful, so it is normal for him to go and have a look. But the mermaid is arrogant. In the whole Bianjing rudder, he only communicates with me. I think Lord Lu must be disappointed."
Say it.
Jiang Yannian's expression suddenly changed: "I'm going to the bathroom, get out of here!"
Jiang Yannian usually practices fasting, but now he has to expel the kidney stone fragments, and he suddenly has to urinate.
Soon, Jiang Yannian's screams were heard from the toilet deep in the secret room.
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The rear hall of Bian Jing Rudder is about 50 to 60 feet high, supported by a dozen huge stone pillars, with a large hot spring in the middle. Two mermaids are swimming in the hot spring at this moment. After they lost their physical bodies, they wanted to rely on their spirits to condense their bodies again, but unfortunately they couldn't do it for a while.
Lu Zhan was fully armed. He walked over the long stone steps and said with a smile, "Girls, are you taking a bath?"
The two mermaids who were lying down and singing just now suddenly turned pale. They slid into the pool with a "plop", leaving only their heads exposed, glaring at Lu Zhan.
They fled all the way from the South China Sea, and although they were taken in by the Black Water Sect, they were not without dignity.
Even if Jiang Yannian wanted to talk to them, he should have informed them in advance in a nice tone, unlike the young man in front of him who was so rude.
The two mermaids said nothing, but just glared at Lu Zhan angrily.
"Don't be afraid, girl. You guys wash yours. I'm blind." Lu Zhan made a groping gesture.
The two merman girls glared at Lu Zhan, not believing his nonsense.
"Huh, you don't understand what I'm saying?" Seeing that the two mermaids remained silent, Lu Zhan thought this was possible. He cleared his throat and decided to have a conversation between the mermaids.
“La la la la”
When he killed the mermaid, Lu Zhan had acquired the talent of singing and swimming. He thought it was useless at that time, but he didn't expect that it would be useful now.
This is the singing voice that is unique to the mermaids, and the sound is very ethereal and mysterious.
The mermaid sisters, who were angry just now, suddenly brightened up their eyes when they heard the song.
"You...you are also a mermaid?" The mermaid sister showed surprise on her face. She didn't care about being shy. She floated to the surface of the water. Her aqua blue eyes were full of excitement of "meeting an old friend in a foreign land".
Lu Zhan said sadly, "Yes... I am also a mermaid, from the South China Sea. At that time, my people were affected by the golden light and none of them survived. I was the only one who escaped... but I became blind... Alas, it was such a tragic past."
"We too..." The merman sister said with a sad face, "In our tribe, only two of us escaped."
Lu Zhan became more and more disappointed: "It turns out that we are all people who share the same suffering... So since then, I have been wondering what on earth harmed our people, but unfortunately my investigation has never yielded any results. I saw you here today, so I came here to ask you."
The mermaid thought for a moment and said seriously, "I was very far away at the time. I saw a golden light rising from the bottom of the sea. Suddenly, the sea roared and the waves surged... The shape of the golden light was like a huge sword!"
Lu Zhan narrowed his eyes. When he heard Jiang Yannian talking about the South China Sea, he became curious and came to ask.
Now it seems... there really is something under the South China Sea.
Could it be that it is suppressing some peerless divine sword?
It’s not impossible…
Thinking of this, Lu Zhan patted the two men on the shoulders and said sadly, "I see. I just don't know what kind of sword that is."
"We don't know either. We just felt that the light emitted by the sword was very hot, and the sea water seemed to be boiling." The mermaid sister recalled the past and felt a little scared.
The mermaid sister said: "Yes, but later a mysterious woman came and resealed the sword. But we still felt uneasy, so we left the South China Sea."
Mysterious woman...Seal...Lu Zhan smiled and said, "Thank you for telling me. I am now the leader of the Black Water Sect. If you have any questions, just ask Jiang Yannian to send a message to me. He is my subordinate."
The merman sisters were surprised: "I didn't expect you to become the leader of the Black Water Sect. You are really a role model for us. We know and will contact you if we have any clues."
Lu Zhan then stood up and left the back hall, feeling somewhat puzzled. It seemed that the mystery of the South China Sea was no less than that of the vast East China Sea.
If I have the chance in the future, I will definitely visit the South China Sea.
Presumably Jiang Yannian kept the mermaid sisters because he wanted to profit from the unusual movements in the South China Sea.
However, Jiang Yannian knew about the unusual movements in the South China Sea, but did not intervene. This shows that the affairs of the South China Sea were not something Jiang Yannian could handle. The realm of that mysterious woman was estimated to be at least at the Creation Realm.
"Hall Master..."
While thinking, Lu Zhan arrived at the gate of Bian Jing Helmsman. Just as he was about to leave, he saw two bald men approaching.
"Hall Master, aren't you going to take my two sisters with you?" Mei Ji hooked Lu Zhan's belt and said with seductive eyes. In the past, she wanted to monitor Lu Zhan, but now she has some selfish motives.
It would be a great honor if I could really get hold of such a handsome man.
Lu Zhan put his arm around her shoulders and said in surprise, "Are you really willing to go home with me? Chu Wantang comes to my house every day, and I've been fed up with her for a long time. If you go back with me, you can help me get rid of her..."
"Master, I will wait for you in Bian Jing." Mei Ji said decisively without thinking.
Lu Zhan: “…”
Well, everyone knows the current situation!
I really miss the silly Xu Zeli.
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Moon stars are rare.
Lu Zhan left the border rudder and headed towards the imperial city.
The only gain from coming to Bian Jing this time was that Jiang Yannian was poisoned, and the second was the unusual movements in the South China Sea.
Unfortunately, there were not many experts in Bian Jing, and Jiang Yannian did not put all his eggs in one basket.
"It seems that it will take some time to destroy the Bian Jing Rudder..."
Lu Zhan sighed, knowing that this matter could not be rushed, and he stopped worrying about it.
After all, the Tongxin Gu has been buried, and it will be of great use at the critical moment.
As for the South China Sea issue, I have only heard about it so far and there is no point in thinking too much about it.
With a lot of thoughts in his mind, Lu Zhan soon arrived at the door of his house. Just as he was about to enter, he saw a small head popping out from behind the stone lion next to him.
The little girl had her hair in a bun and was wearing a pink cloak. Her little face was extremely pretty, and she was looking at me with watery eyes.
Lu Zhan was a little surprised: "Jiaojiao, why are you here?"
The little girl smiled shyly. She came out from behind the stone lion and said shyly, "I had a quarrel with my father, and I ran away from home in anger, but I have nowhere to go... Can you take me in for one night?"
Lu Zhan wanted to refuse, but when he thought about how Zhao Jiaojiao had complained to the Grand Master, causing him to lose two hundred taels of silver, Lu Zhan changed his mind. He flexed his wrist and smiled kindly, "Of course... I love taking in little girls the most. Come on, follow me into the house."
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