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Chapter 488 Chapter 4-5
Chapter 488 The Fourth and Fifth Chapters The Li Family Has a Dog Name 【Bear】
A day ago, no one would have imagined that Juventus, a veteran club aiming for revival, would be swept by their opponents with a score of 9:1 at their home court when they were in a good promotion situation!
In the second round of the Europa League knockout round at the Alpenstadion that just ended on March 3, the irritated lunatic Li uttered a roar of "bloodbath at the Alpenstadion" in anger...
In the end, the Magpies also relied on [Nuclear Warhead] Shevchenko and [Alien] Ronaldo's incredible hat-tricks, [Macho] Alan Smith's super lob shot from about 50 meters in the midfield, rookie Thomas Muller's headed shot from the front point, and German winger Prince Porti's world wave outside the penalty area, and killed the Alpi Stadium to the ground with corpses and blood! !
For Juventus in the 88th minute of the game, the long-time veteran Nedved passed the ball, [Atomic Ant] Sebastian Giovinco made a supplementary shot and snatched back a goal!
This is undoubtedly a ball that symbolizes the transition from old to new for the Bianconeri!
When Giovinco scored this goal, the cheers in the image did not sound, the satellite broadcast camera swept across the stands, and the people in front of the TV were surprised to find that at this time, the Juventus fans who were still in the stands tirelessly cheering for the home team were less than one-tenth of the opening time...
"The most humiliating defeat in Juventus history"! ! ! !
This is the headline that the Italian media used the most when reporting on this game. After the first round of the devil's away game at St. James' Park for 10 minutes, Juventus, which was only 0:1 behind, was originally regarded by the Italians as the new hero who broke the monopoly of Madman Lee in European football. Everyone is waiting for the Bianconeri to create a miracle.
Unexpectedly, under the fury of Madman Li, what awaited them was a historic defeat that would forever nail the team to the pillar of shame...
The blood of the Alpen Stadium soared into the sky and never faded away for a long time!
After the game, the Juventus fans who lost their minds due to anger besieged the bus on which the Newcastle players were riding. In the end, more than 100 riot police escorted Newcastle from the stadium to the hotel, and from the hotel to the airport...
Crazy Lee and his Magpies flew back to England on the night of the game, leaving with John Newton, a young bus driver who was accused of being an 'English football hooligan', and his little wife, Nelly, who was far away from Italy!
Newton, who fell into a deep coma for a while, miraculously regained consciousness a little after the game... However, because the back of the head was hit by a blunt object with great force, Newton was diagnosed by the doctor as a relatively serious concussion, accompanied by signs of intracranial hemorrhage.
Receiving treatment in a foreign country is simply unbearable for an ordinary family of bus drivers. Therefore, Li Tongfan decided to take him back to the UK for treatment, and all the expenses were borne by Lao Li himself...
Of all the people, only Fatty David remained in Turin.
David felt guilty for Newton's serious injury caused by his retreat in the face of violence. He stubbornly wanted to find the "Italian football hooligan" who attacked Newton and take him to court to seek justice for Newton and all England fans...
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The departure of Crazy Lee and Newcastle did not end the storm of public opinion in Italy. At the center of the storm was Juventus coach Claudio Ranieri, a Juventus fan, and a Turin policeman!
And these three were all the ones that Crazy Li had scolded at his personal press conference!
Ranieri became the scapegoat for this defeat!
Conservative starting lineup, desperate substitutions, on-the-spot command lag and uselessness, abandonment of team leader Del Piero... etc., etc., the Italian media gave full play to the consistent style of "there is no excuse for the crime", but all the crimes that can be listed were forcibly placed on Ranieri's head!
According to media reports, after this game, the Juventus club has already planned to change coaches. The team led by Ranieri performed barely in Serie A. However, when facing the European war, the Bianconeri showed obvious weakness. Both fans and club officials believe that Ranieri is difficult to make the current Juventus go further in terms of ability and external image...
It seems that [Tinker]'s tragic fate has not been changed. Although he is good at 'repairing the broken pot', every time he repairs the 'broken pot', he will be ruthlessly abandoned by his master. This is the case in Chelsea, and it seems that Juventus is no exception...
The police in Turin were jokingly judged by many European media as the "most incompetent government department" in the Europa continent because of Madman Li's bombardment at the press conference. There were even gossip rumors that the police chief of Turin was forced to take the blame and resign because of this incident!
The most crazily criticized by the media are Juventus fans!
The football environment in Italy has been subject to controversy in recent years. The performance of Juventus fans in this focus match has once again become evidence of the chaos in Serie A football. The so-called "English football hooligan incident" was reported by many reporters from other countries. It soon proved to be an unjust case. The real football hooligans are the Juventus fans themselves...
Italian passing superstar Roberto Baggio unabashedly criticized the role played by Juventus fans in the past two days: "Insulting and slandering opponents, beating and severely injuring opposing fans, never really supporting their own team in the game... In my opinion, the 0:9 defeat is not a shame. A sport that breeds chaos and crime..."
In this UEFA Cup focus match that took place at the Alpi Stadium, what Italian football has gained, apart from shame, is still shame...
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In stark contrast to the precarious Juventus, Newcastle, who returned home after a big victory, was treated like a national hero. Thousands of fanatical fans flocked to the London airport...
"Unbelievable victory, the Premier League has become the world's first league"
"The End of Angry Crazy Li - 0:9! ! "
"Nuclear warheads blew up the Apennines again, and the terrorist power leveled the Alps"
"Aliens reproduce alien dance steps, defeating the zebra defense line in 5 seconds"
"The most dreamy striker combination finally broke out, two hats confirm the world's number one striker combination"
"..."
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The English media used the craziest enthusiasm to publicize this victory. Newcastle's victory confirmed the fact that the Premier League replaced Serie A as the world's number one league. This gave the proud English gentlemen an excuse and reason to ridicule the Italians...
The roar of the special press conference held before the game also pushed the horror level of the three words "Crazy Li" to an incredible new height. Newcastle's erupting momentum in the game proved the supreme prestige of "Crazy Li" in the team. After the game, the interviews of the Newcastle players by the reporters seemed to finally let the public opinion find the reason for this incredible victory——
Shevchenko: "The insults from the Juventus fans angered me and my teammates. Everyone thinks that a victory is the best counterattack..."
Ronaldo: "When I saw the unsightly slogans raised by the Italians outside the window of the bus and on the stands of the stadium, I decided to desperately score more goals in the game..."
Alan Smith: "They insult us, we choose to score, it's as simple as that..."
Podolski: "John Newton has always been our most loyal fan. He never had any violent behavior in England, but he became a football hooligan in Italy. We cannot accept such slander, so we choose to respond in our own way on the pitch..."
Thomas Müller: "The anger of the boss is the driving force for each of us to win..."
The Newcastle star's answer made it even more obvious that the Juventus fans were self-inflicted, and the tragedy that shocked the whole world seemed to have found the answer. However, was the real reason for the tragedy really because the Magpies players were aroused?
The truth, only one person knows!
That's Crazy Lee!
Although the FM2009 system was temporarily lost, the real reason why Newcastle was able to explode with such great energy and perform a hat-trick in just 28 minutes of the opening was—
【Douzhuanxing points】!
[Douzhuanxing points] can copy and eliminate the opponent's goal in the previous game, and then transfer it to the next game. It is this incredible function of Li Tongfan, which eliminated Chelsea's goal in the last game at Stamford Bridge, and successfully transferred it to the game against Juventus!
In the Battle of Stamford Bridge, according to the pre-match predictions of the FM209 system, Chelsea scored a total of three goals, all of which were scored by [Warcraft] Drogba with his best power-type header in the penalty area. In that game, Drogba scored a hat-trick in the first 28 minutes!
And these three goals, in the real game, were erased by Lao Li with [Dou Zhuan Xing Yi Points] and transferred to the "Alpi Murder", which is why Shevchenko was able to perform a hat-trick with only 4 headers!
Ranieri was right about the odd illusion of the game, as Newcastle played the same way Chelsea had done a few days earlier and Shevchenko scored the way Drogba did!
The reason why Li Tongfan, after losing the Hummer GO-BOOK and the support of the FM2009 system, dared to swear that he would bloodbath the Alpi Stadium...
Originally, in Lao Li’s mind, playing Juventus 3-0 in the away game was considered a bloodbath. Unexpectedly, under the circumstances of the opponent’s crazy provocation and Shevchenko’s lightning hat-trick at the beginning of the game, Newcastle’s morale rose terrifyingly, while Juventus fell like a mountain...
"Hey, maybe, this is God's will!"
The final score of 9:1 made Lao Li elated.
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After returning to Newcastle, Li Tongfan went to the police station for the first time, but the news he got was still not good. Although the Newcastle police had conducted a lot of investigation work, there were not many meaningful clues...
"...We suspect that the crime was committed randomly. According to the method, it is likely to be a habitual thief. Moreover, the things you lost are small items and cash. The detection rate of such cases is very low!"
Police officer Johnny, who was in charge of investigating the case, showed embarrassment.
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Li Tongfan returned home sullenly. Before he entered the house, he heard the sound of dogs barking and cats barking from afar...
The one who barks the loudest and is the most proud is an authentic Scottish shepherd dog with a pure bloodline and a huge physique. It is said to be less than one year old when it stands up.
A black shepherd dog, a little brown "lady", a tiger-headed tabby cat, and two South African macaws. These are what Wang Qinghe got when he accompanied the elders to Southampton to watch the All-British Pet Contest. Among them, the tiger-headed cat was chosen by Li Ying for himself, and the parrot was He Feng's baby. Wang Qinghe bought it for himself, and this tall and big Scottish shepherd dog was specially prepared by Wang Qinghe for Li Tongfan!
Lao Li pushed open the door and went in, and found that the black Scottish Shepherd had stood up from the carpet, his eyes were swollen with vigilance and cruelty, and his forelimbs were ready to pounce. The two colorful South African macaws hanging near the balcony jumped up and down and shouted: "DOG, bite him... bite him... bite him..."
Fortunately, the big black dog's memory is not bad. Although it's been two or three days since I saw him, he still seems to remember that Lao Li is the owner of the house. He let out a low "woo woo woo" in his throat, and lay down on the carpet again...
The brown lady is lying comfortably in Wang Qinghe's soft embrace, and as for the tiger-headed tabby cat, she seems a little shy, and is hiding under the sofa and playing 'hide-and-seek' with Li Ying...
Li Tongfan was in a bad mood at first, when he heard the two parrots screaming up and down, he picked up a newspaper from the coffee table, rolled it into a paper tube, and beat him head-on and face-to-face before his mother He Feng had time to dissuade him...
The poor parrots found that something was wrong, but it was impossible for them to escape after being tied to the bird stand, so they began to ask for help from their "friends" with the only words they knew?——
"DOG, bite him, bite him, bite him..."
However, after seeing the big black dog ignoring them, the two birds seemed to realize something, and they quickly chatted together to be honest...
Wang Qinghe and the two old people burst into tears from laughing!
After the meal, Wang Qinghe suggested that the pets at home should be named: "Beast trainers believe that naming their pets can strengthen the relationship between the owner and the pet, and it can also make the pet smarter..."
"Uh..." Li Tongfan took a sip of the juice, and tilted his legs triumphantly: "That's it, then, my shepherd dog, let's call it a bear from now on, it's dark, jet-black, like a bear..."
Wang Qinghe and the two elderly people spewed out all the juice in one fell swoop, and the shepherd dog lying on the carpet raised its head and let out a low growl of 'woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo', as if protesting...
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The super score of 10:1 in the two rounds made the Magpies the hottest team in Europe in one fell swoop. In the latest UEFA Cup winning odds ranking released by major sports betting companies, Newcastle surpassed the Rossoneri AC Milan and became the number one seed!
In the next draw for the UEFA Cup semi-finals, the expected strong collision between AC Milan and the Magpies did not happen. Newcastle's opponent is La Liga giants Atletico Madrid, while AC Milan's opponent is the Premier League team Everton!
The first round of the semi-finals will start on April 4, and before that, Newcastle must devote all its energy to the Premier League and the FA Cup, because the competition for these two championships has reached a critical moment!
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"What's going on here? Why is there a big dog on the sidelines?"
The hairs on Ronaldo's back stood up. As soon as he stepped into the training ground, he was horrified to find a big black dog with a hideous face tied to the sidelines, with a cold light shining from his eyes, and he was taken aback.
"I don't know!" Marcelo also felt his calf twist.
"Isn't it just a dog? What's so scary?" Alan Smith walked over from behind, looked at the two hammers with disdain, and bravely walked over to touch the big dog's head, who knew that the big dog suddenly raised its head and bared its white teeth, barking wildly...
Alan Smith, like a rabbit whose tail was stepped on, screamed and flew from one side of the court to the other side of the court...
Boom!
Ronaldo and Marcelo passed out to the sidelines.
Three minutes later, when the Hammers saw the head coach lazily walking up to the big dog and lifting the big dog aside with a few kicks, they were all stunned by the courage of the boss...
"What are you doing in a daze, hurry up and start training, tomorrow is the game!"
Seeing the expressions of the hammers, Li Tongfan yelled loudly, who knew that [Gouxiong] also barked like Old Li, and the hammers hurriedly started training...
"Hey, why do the hammers seem to be more serious in training when [the bear] barks?" Li Tongfan looked at the intense training situation on the field, and wondered in his heart: "Could it be that training with a dog will have an unexpected effect? Then..."
A thought popped up in Lao Li's mind.
The hammers who were training on the court suddenly shivered in unison.
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Day two.
In the semi-finals of the FA Cup, Newcastle, who came off the bench as a substitute, swept Juventus 3-0 at home against 'Black Cat' Sunderland. No. 88 rookie Thomas Muller scored twice, and [Tsar] Arshavin scored a wonderful free kick...
Newcastle advanced to the FA Cup final, and their opponent in the final was Arsenal, the Arsenal! ——
5000 words today, the state is really bad, the plot is in my mind, I don’t know why but I can’t write words.
The connection of the production team to the network was postponed again, the wires were pulled to the team, and the big boxes were also installed, but no debugging was given.Being cheated every day, being delayed every day, Knife is so angry that he can't even eat food today.I really can't wait to find a dynamite bag and blow up the Yumen Town Telecom Office!Knife is so mad!
When the knife is in good condition, you must make up for the word count!
(End of this chapter)