Chapter 469 Crazy Li's Dark Circles
Chapter 469 Crazy Li's Dark Circles
Chapter 469 Crazy Li's Dark Circles
At this time, Uncle Ferguson stood up and spoke again——
"... Owen is a very good shooter. He is one of the great players in the history of England. If he wants to leave Newcastle, then Manchester United will be the club that welcomes him most. It is my dream to copy the Three Lions team like Rooney and Owen to Old Trafford!"
This is a blatant poaching of Lao Li's "socialist corner"!
United are now five points behind Newcastle in the Premier League standings and a win at Old Trafford on March 5 would reduce the gap to two points.
Moreover, the Magpies will continue to face strong teams like Chelsea, Juventus, and Arsenal in the next game. Although Crazy Li seems to be invincible, there is still hope...
A hero like Ferguson will never give up the hope of catching up because of the strength of his opponent!
What's more, now it seems that Newcastle really broke out into uncontrollable civil strife, because since the media reported, neither Crazy Lee nor Ronaldo, etc., have taken the initiative to respond...
Hope is at hand!
Therefore, Uncle Ferguson's psychological tactics never stopped.
Almost every day, you can see the old man in Scotland expressing his views on Newcastle in the newspaper. It seems that the old man has transformed from the Red Devils coach to the craziest magpie fan overnight——
"Newcastle can beat civil unrest..."
"Crazy Li should take tough measures..."
"Ronaldo is jealous of Shevchenko..."
"Old Trafford welcomes Owen..."
"Perhaps, Newcastle returned to the impact of the conflict in the locker room, and Madman Lee should change the team's tactics..."
Until March 3th, when the Newcastle team had arrived in Manchester, at the pre-match press conference more than 4 hours before the start of the game, Ferguson still did not forget to express his "concern" for Madman Lee——
"...I think he must have been very hard these days. If I encounter such a thing, I will definitely lose sleep every night... I hope Li has found the rhythm of the game, because today's game will be the most difficult for him in his coaching career..."
Faced with the provocations of his opponents, the lunatic Li, who has always been vengeful, attended the press conference later, but he said with a sad face: "Thank you very much Sir Alex Ferguson for his concern. I think I will be able to handle the conflict in the dressing room from Newcastle..."
The reporters at the scene almost dropped their jaws!
Crazy Lee's speech is the first official response from Newcastle to the 'St. James dressing room conflict incident'. All the previous debates have finally disappeared at this moment. It seems that the so-called 'contradictory' is not fabricated by the media...
Looking at Madman Li's sad face, even with dark circles under his eyes, the reporters realized: Maybe, this time, Newcastle is really in big trouble...
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When the setting sun in Manchester began to slant below the ground level, the father-in-law Sun, who looked like a piece of red-hot iron, could only show half of his face in autumn, the 30th focus of the Premier League - the battle of Old Trafford, finally came to the battle!
force--
The referee Webb blew the whistle to start the game.
The home team, Manchester United, kicked off first, and Xiao Rouni knocked the football to his partner, Bulgarian striker Berbatov...
At this time, the last ray of light from the sun on March 3 finally disappeared on the roof of Old Trafford. The packed stadium watched him, and there was applause like a tsunami...
On Manchester United's coaching bench, Uncle Ferguson was happily chewing gum. After chewing a dozen times, he took the time to look triumphantly at his opponent in the distance...
He already knew what happened at the press conference!
Ferguson did not expect that under the psychological warfare offensive of the English media and himself, Newcastle actually had a conflict!
Seeing that Madman Li still had a sad face in the distance, and the two dark circles under his eyes hung on his face, just like China's national treasure giant panda, Ferguson suddenly felt that in the confrontation with Madman Li, victory was never so close to him...
At the same time, Sester, a loyal fan of Crazy Lee——
"...The game has already begun! Crazy Lee gave up the striker combination of Ronaldo and Shevchenko today. [Lightning Killer] Michael Owen appeared in the starting lineup. Some people predicted that in order to ease the conflict between Ronaldo and Shevchenko and appease Owen, Crazy Lee would definitely do this. Now it seems that they guessed right! Zi Li has been coaching veterans since the beginning, and the relationship between them is far deeper than that between players and coaches!"
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65 minutes later.
Ferguson felt chills all over his body. The white light from the ceiling of Old Trafford was so dazzling that he could hardly even open his eyes...
At this moment, the Scottish old man couldn't help but "grunt" and swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and the eighth piece of chewing gum he was chewing was accidentally swallowed by him...
On the field, 【Lightning Killer】Michael Owen is showing his iconic celebration action, like a giant bomber that has successfully completed its bombing mission, soaring in the theater of dreams with open arms, reaching out in Owen's hands!
More than 70000 Red Devils who were full of confidence not long ago were looking forward to a legendary victory that could be recorded in football history. At this moment, they can only use the same dumbfounded expressions, helplessly watching their opponents celebrate wantonly on their territory...
On the giant electronic scoreboard at the top of the Old Trafford Stadium, the score of 3:0 is so dazzling, there is only the same name behind every goal——
9 minutes, Michael Owen!
18 minutes, Michael Owen! !
65 minutes, Michael Owen! ! !
The 1.7-meter tall figure can only be described by one word at a time in the green field where the macho men gather, that is thin and small, but this thin and small figure is the most stalwart existence of this night that everyone needs to look up to!
Michael Owen, put on a fantastic performance worthy of the stage tonight at the Theater of Dreams!
To score a hat-trick at Old Trafford is the lifelong dream of thousands of football players all over the world. Today, at Old Trafford, Owen's back has become the only goal they can only catch up with!
Today, the best teams and best players are here to perform!
After the goal celebration on the field, Li Tongfan replaced the goal hero with Shevchenko. The audience at Old Trafford stood up and applauded, and the Red Devils stood up and applauded Owen from their seats. Although they were enemies, it was obvious that Owen’s wonderful performance conquered everyone...
"...Owen was substituted, and the whole Old Trafford was overwhelmed by [Lightning Killer]'s performance, a long-distance attack in a counterattack, a header that overwhelmed national teammate Rio Ferdinand, a rare long-range shot from outside the penalty area...Every goal of Owen in the game was so wonderful that it made people tremble!"
Sester was almost trilling—
"Even Manchester United fans are applauding Owen. In Newcastle's team, the alien Ronaldo has enjoyed such treatment. Ronaldo also performed a hat-trick in the UEFA Champions League on behalf of Real Madrid that year. He also received applause from Manchester United fans..."
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Ferguson's heart was full of shock and doubts!
"How did this happen? How could a team that was caught in conflict in the locker room explode with such a strong combat effectiveness? It absolutely shouldn't be...In the first 60 minutes, Manchester United, who was playing at home, was powerless. Whether it was in terms of ball possession, shots, threatening kicks, corner kicks or the number of fouls, Manchester United was in a weak position in almost all technical statistics..."
At this time, Ferguson suddenly found that that damned lunatic Li was not far away, winking at him...
Seeing Ferguson looking over, Li Tongfan took a bottle of mineral water from Alan Shearer with a smile, then poured out the water, stood there and washed his face...
In an instant, Ferguson was dumbfounded!
Because he found that the dark circles under the eye sockets of Madman Li disappeared quickly without a trace after being washed with water...
"What exactly is going on?"
Uncle Scotland felt his heart was about to explode.
Seeing Ferguson's wide-eyed expression as if he saw a ghost, Li Tongfan and Alan Shearer glanced at each other, and the two sluts laughed shamelessly with their hands on their hips at the same time, their laughing shoulders trembling up and down like a pendulum...
"Ha, wahahahahaha... Alan, you are so shameless, you can even come up with such a lewd idea..."
"Hey, how's it going? It's a brilliant idea, it fooled everyone!"
Hiller winked, and in Li Tongfan's eyes, this guy's face was full of lewdness.Shearer continued triumphantly: "I have already said that using your wife's cosmetics to make a smoky eye makeup that looks like dark circles can definitely fool Ferguson... Haha, he likes to play psychological warfare, so we will use our tricks. I think when he sees your dark circles, he must think that you are going crazy with worry, hahahaha!"
"...I've been made a little shameless by you!" A shameless sullen man said shamelessly: "Hey, this joke is a bit too big. I see Ferguson covering his heart with his hands, so don't have a heart attack or something..."
Alan Shearer curled his lips indifferently: "Don't worry, the old man has a nuclear-powered pacemaker installed in his heart, and his endurance is tough!"
Li Tongfan thought so too.
Shearer has never been too fond of Ferguson, probably because of his natural horoscope...
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Fifth update.Sixth more later.
Still the same sentence, Knife cried bitterly and begged for a monthly ticket.
Recently, while riding a motorcycle to pass on texts, I have suffered from arthritis in my knees!
(End of this chapter)
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