bookrandom Chapter 443 The wolf is coming! ! ! ! ! ! !
Chapter 443 The wolf is coming! ! ! ! ! ! !
Chapter 443 The wolf is coming! ! ! ! ! ! !
At this time, millions of fans would never know that the bitch they were calling for so much. Instead of worrying about Newcastle's recent misfortunes, he was looking like a super pig who is not afraid of boiling water, drooling like a Huangguoshu waterfall, and watching Wang Qinghe changing clothes one after another...
"Help me take a look... look, how about this one?"
In the hotel room, Wang Qinghe wore a pink silk low-cut evening dress, like a beautiful little butterfly flying in the flowers, happily turning in a small circle on the spot, and the skirt swayed and swayed like a peacock spreading its tail... This scene made Li Tongfan, who was still lying in the dress and ready to watch TV, instantly felt that the male hormones in his body seemed to be going crazy, secreting at a speed of eighty miles per second...
Facing such a flowery wife, what else can Li Tongfan say?
Of course I don't care to say anything!
So Li Tongfan drooled and opened his eyes wide, he didn't have time to speak, he just nodded bang bang bang like a woodpecker seeing a bug in the crack of the wood...
Wang Qinghe was triumphant, and then deliberately lifted Bai Shengsheng's calf and kicked the Mickey Bear cartoon slippers under his feet, slightly revealing the crystal clear and smooth thighs, stepped on the edge of the bed and made an extremely seductive posture, and then the convex and concave measurements were instantly outlined by the pink dress...
Li Tongfan covered his nose with one hand to prevent bleeding, and then began to look back and forth impatiently at the giraffe Yiang...
"What are you doing?" Wang Qinghe gently lifted her skirt, frowned her pointed eyebrows, and there were two words written on her white face - curiosity.
"Looking for the TV remote..."
"Why are you looking for the remote control?"
"Nonsense, don't you see that my blood is already boiling? Find the remote control and turn off the TV. Let's hurry up and have some sports activities that are not suitable for children!"
The shameless and vile mensao man actually said such obscene words in such a serious manner.
Wang Qinghe's small face instantly bloomed like a white jasmine flower, and then she denied Mensao Nan's constructive proposal with a shocking, concise and forceful sentence, with only two words: "Get out!"
Li Tong and Fan Zhi had no choice but to stop looking for the TV remote control resentfully.
"I've decided to enter the entertainment circle..." Wang Qinghe raised a triumphant finger.
Plop, Li Tongfan almost fell on the bed and fell into a coma, but before the official coma, Mensao Nan still kept his spirits up, and asked in shock as if someone had stabbed a chrysanthemum: "Are you going to enter the entertainment industry?"
"Yeah, Victoria said that I'm very talented in this area. We decided to form a new group and sweep the continent of Europa..." Wang Qinghe said.
As Wang Qinghe said, his subordinates kept moving, and soon changed into another fiery red miniskirt, with black stockings underneath, and the white color that made Li Tongfan's hormones soaring could be vaguely seen under the stockings...
Crash.
Someone is drooling again.
then……
"Then...are you going to sing, dance, or act in a movie? Is your body able to handle it?"
Li Tongfan was obviously not interested in this entertainment topic, so he asked casually.
But soon, from nowhere, he finally found the TV remote control, and then adjusted the TV channel to the Premier League football paid channel. In more than 30 seconds, Newcastle's home game against Bolton was about to start.
Wang Qinghe was happily preparing to answer, when he turned his head to see that Lao Li was already staring at the TV, and on the TV screen, the Newcastle players were already taking big strides on the green field with their caddies in their hands... So, the little girl could only shake her pink and tender fists in a demonstrative way, and stopped consciously...
She knew that when Madman Li met football, it was better not to disturb him.
Of course, this is not because of the serious consequences of disturbing, but because no matter how much you disturb, it will not have any effect. Wang Qinghe suspects that even if you throw a magnetic storm grenade in his ears, his strongest reaction after the explosion is just shaking his ears...
force--
The whistle sounded.
"...The 26th round of the Premier League, Newcastle hosts the challenger Bolton. This is the focus of this round of the Premier League. At the same time, Manchester United will challenge Everton away... Newcastle has been in an extremely unstable state recently. They have not won a game in three consecutive rounds. If they lose this game and Manchester United wins Everton, then the Magpies have maintained the number one spot for more than half a season. It will be handed over to Manchester United..."
Soon, the voice of Uncle Zhan Jun, the ESPN gold medal commentator who is widely loved by many Chinese animals watching the pirated broadcast of Tiansheng Group in front of the computer screens in dormitories and Internet cafes, clearly reached Li Tongfan’s ears.
I don’t know why, when Mensao Nan hears Uncle Zhan Jun’s voice, he will always be filled with emotion. After all, he has been listening to this uncle’s voice for more than four years in college, and he has been decadent in the flowing time. Unexpectedly, this uncle with a generous voice but a wretched appearance is now explaining his team...
The rebroadcast footage swept across, and on the sidelines, Alan Shearer was like Bruno tied to the stake by the Inquisition, standing in front of the commanding seat with a tragic face, tearing up his fingers and counting...
If Lao Li is also in front of the command seat of the Magpie Legion at this moment, then he must be able to hear the prayer of this strong man in England: God has appeared, and there are less than 53 hours before the return of that shameless guy...
The game is in full swing.
Ten minutes later, Li Tongfan frowned. The performance of the hammers on the field reminded Lao Li of a mangy dog whose spine had been removed. Except for a few players such as Alan Smith and Irving, who played barely normal, most of the other young players looked absent-minded, and no matter whether they were catching or passing the ball, they always habitually looked towards the direction of the commander's seat after finishing their actions, as if there was a peerless beauty who had taken off her clothes and was waiting for them to charge. Going up to XXOO is the same...
On the contrary, the Bolton players who played in the away game were as vigorous as if they had taken the "little blue pill" before the game. A group of violent machos were coquettish and shoveled and ran wildly in St. James, rushing into Newcastle's defense line.
"...Newcastle fell behind in the field. This scene was both expected and unexpected. Although Newcastle's state has been disappointing recently, you must know that the opponent they are facing is Bolton after all. It is incredible that the Magpies are so weak!"
The wretched uncle Zhan Jun's exclamation was like thorns that pierced deeply into Li Tongfan's heart.Lao Li originally thought that after half a season of tempering, this Newcastle team, which was almost built by himself, was already strong enough to be independent and dominate without him, but who knew that the hammers were all muddy and unable to support the wall. Once he and the FM2009 system were withdrawn, they were immediately beaten back to the prototype of mangy dogs...
However, Lao Li couldn't get angry again, and especially seeing the hammers looking at the direction of the command seat with tears in their eyes like lambs waiting to be fed, Li Tongfan felt like a ball that was just about to be inflated.
"Fuck, when did I become so soft-hearted?" Mensao Nan suddenly felt a little inconceivable.
At this time, Wang Qinghe changed all the "fashion clothes" purchased under the guidance of the "hot girl" Victoria alone in front of the two-meter-high mirror, put on a gauze-like pajamas, handed Li Tongfan a cup of brewed coffee, lifted the quilt and got in, and quietly accompanied Li Tongfan to watch the game.
Li Tongfan sniffed contentedly, full of warmth and nephrite...
Time is like a monkey with its butt burned, disappearing around the corner in the blink of an eye.
Soon the first half of the game was over, and the second half of the game had already started, and until the 50th minute of the game, the score remained at 0:0, and the fans in the stands were yawning and drowsy. At this time, Alan Shearer, the Magpies’ scolded and disfigured acting head coach, finally made a substitution adjustment——
Replaced Michael Irving with new addition Andrei Shevchenko.
Replaced 'Little Superman' Steven Tyler with Senderos.
When the fourth official played the electronic card for substitutions on the sidelines, the Newcastle fans in the stands almost went crazy. Shevchenko has played 4 times as a substitute after joining Newcastle, without any assists or goals, and Senderos... The terrified Newcastle fans still remember that in the last game against Tottenham, it was Senderos' capitulation that made Russian striker Paplyuchenko a shame for Newcastle. Disgraceful title...
Replacing the two core players, Irving and Taylor, and the two mallet nuclear warheads and Senderos, the move of Alan Shearer is no different from the bad behaviors of Litong foreign countries, sellers seeking glory, eating inside and outside, despicable and shameless, etc. If it is not considered that Shearer was an out-and-out urban hero in the player era, it is estimated that 100000 stinky shoes have buried this strong man at this time...
"... an incomprehensible substitution!" the wretched uncle Zhan Jun commented.
Li Tongfan put his arms around Wang Qinghe's smooth and silky waist. After seeing Alan Shearer's substitution, he couldn't help being a little stunned, but soon he couldn't laugh or cry. Old Li understood that Shearer was already preparing for his return...
As an old partner, Shearer obviously deeply understands that the reason why Li Tongfan wants to introduce 'Sheva' and 'Screw' in the winter transfer market is to prepare for reuse.Although Shearer knew that his ability could not bring back these two former famous players, but this did not prevent Alan Shearer from putting them on the court to adapt to the rhythm of Newcastle, so that Li Tongfan could use 'Sheva' and 'Screw' faster and better after returning...
As for the outcome of this game, Shearer obviously doesn't care about it anymore.
In Alan Shearer's view, even if Manchester United takes the top spot in the league standings, it doesn't matter the overall situation, because as long as Madman Lee returns to Newcastle, it will be easy to replace Manchester United again...
Li Tongfan quickly figured out the key to this, but all he could do was sigh helplessly.
The reason why Shearer did this must be because after experiencing ups and downs in the position of acting head coach this month, he has been tortured by both the media and the fans, and he has put himself in the right place. He knows that he is not a head coach. Obviously, he gave up his plan to take over Newcastle in the future...
Li Tongfan felt a little sorry for Alan Shearer, but pretending to be a football coach does require a certain amount of talent, and the facts have proved that Alan Shearer is indeed not good at this aspect. It is definitely not certain that a dragon will let him grind the noodles. It is a joke for a rabbit to let him apply rain and clouds...
From this point of view, it seems that a new backup head coach must be found for Newcastle!
As time goes by, St. James's game has become more and more intense.
"...Alan Smith's pass...Crespo's heel touch...GREAT OPPORTUNITY!! OPPORTUNITY! SHEPCHENKO...SHOOT!!! Whoa, God, he shot this once-in-a-lifetime chance into the third tier..."
"...Bolton's attack...Kevin Davies dribbles the ball... oh oh oh, the ball...Senderos is like a wooden stake and Davies breaks through...It's almost one-handed...Manzie Ni!!! He tackled the ball from behind...The referee showed a red card to the Newcastle centre-back..."
“……少一人的纽卡斯尔处于全面的被动之中，凯文-戴维斯在短短5分钟时间里已经有了4次射门机会……凯文-诺兰传球……森德罗斯失位了，危险啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊……凯文-戴维斯射门！！！这球进啦！！1：0……进球终于到来了！！！”
In ESPN's wretched uncle Zhan Jun's ass-like climax, the Newcastle people vented, while the Bolton people climbed to the climax of wanting to die.
Newcastle, who won the first half of the season, is like a noble and clean peerless beauty. It was not the turn of a toad like Bolton to eat swan meat. Now I can't imagine that not only did they eat swan meat, they actually gave it to SM in the bedroom of this peerless beauty. This refreshing feeling is much happier than handjob...
St. James was in chaos, the TV screen flickered, and then returned to the ESPN live broadcast room. The wretched uncle Zhan Jun had a rich expression on his face: "Newcastle lost the game 0:1. Such a result is not surprising. They have exhausted the morale they accumulated before after they lost consecutive victories... Just got the news that Manchester United relied on Bulgarian striker Berbatov's goal at the last moment and beat Everton 1:0. This means that Ferguson's team finally got their wish. Top of the list..."
Whoa!
Li Tongfan raised his hand and turned off the TV.
At this time, Wang Qinghe was leaning on Li Tongfan's shoulder, and fell asleep at some point, with a small dimple full of a smile on his face, and the sharp canine teeth could be seen faintly, with a happy look on his face...
The mensao man also happily placed the sleeping beautiful girl on the pillow, kissed him secretly like a thief, and leaned on the pillow to ponder the current situation of Newcastle...
Even if you are a fake fan and think about it with your ass, you can know that the storm caused by this defeat on the Europa Road will not be inferior to the original 0:3 loss to Stoke City...
Moreover, what is more urgent than the league situation is that the two defeats in the first round of the Europa League knockout round and the first round of the League Cup semi-final have pushed Newcastle to the cliff. If they cannot play Ajax 3:0 and West Bromwich Albion 3:0 in the next game, then Newcastle may lose the possibility of winning the two fronts this season...
"St. James is waiting for a new master, and Lao Tzu is obviously here for it..." Before finally closing his eyes and going to sleep, Li Tongfan thought of a lot of pretentious words.
Tomorrow, he will go to England. By then, some people will laugh and some will cry!
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Manchester United fans slept the sweetest night since the beginning of the season, because their team finally returned to the first place in the league standings. Thinking of Ferguson's red nose and "handsome brother" Berbatov's shiny forehead, a sense of extraordinary happiness arises spontaneously.
Just as they were about to slaughter pigs and goats and light firecrackers to celebrate, and they found a few international super killers to kill the madman Li. When the madman came back to make a comeback, a thunderbolt flashed, and all the people in Manchester began to shiver in the warming winter...
After the news came, the entire Premier League was divided into two camps. The first camp with a large number of people felt the last few chills of the beginning of 2009 in an atmosphere of constant panic, while the second camp with a small number of people turned over overnight.
"The Sun" famous female reporter Bruce - Barbara told the whole of England: wolf! ! !
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I’m so fucking mean, I said something about snow yesterday, today it’s really fucking snowing, it’s been rumbling all day, it’s horrible, riding a motorcycle less than 1000 meters, I fell three times, the motorcycle’s pedals and rearview mirror fell off, so I had to ride a bicycle.
There are only 5000 words, I am ashamed, the sheep shed collapsed under the heavy snow, I will not explain much, it is always the knife's mistake, I will try my best to overcome it.
If the snow continues to fall, it is estimated that there will be no way to pass it on in the next few days, but as long as I can come, I will wear it, and the number of words will not be less, and it may be like saving [-] to [-] a day.
(End of this chapter)