bookrandom Chapter 261 This Is Crazy Li's "Secret"
Chapter 261 This Is Crazy Li's "Secret"
Chapter 261 This Is Crazy Li's "Secret"
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After just stopping for less than two hours, the light rain started to fall again!
In the night!
The bus with the logo of the Newcastle Club was driving on the highway from London to Newcastle without any haste. The laughter and playfulness of the Magpie players in the bus continued to come out of the rain, which surprised the low clouds in the sky!
After the bus, there is a team of Newcastle fans returning with the team!
The fans either let go of the explosive music, shouted wantonly, or stuck their heads out of the car window to drench in the rain... In short, it was a fantastic night!
They came to London with full expectations more than ten hours ago, and they evacuated here more than ten hours later with satisfaction!
What is taken away is victory, and what is left is shame!
Joy and laughter floated on the highway from London to Newcastle, and even that gloomy, cold and windy night seemed to be warmed by the laughter of Newcastle people...
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an hour ago!
In the first half of the season, Newcastle continued to have bad luck, and finally used a hearty victory at the White Hart Lane Stadium in North London to impress the whole of England!
When the referee Willy blew the whistle for the end of the game and saw the huge score difference on the electronic scoreboard above White Hart Lane, more than 3 home team fans covered their faces and wept amidst the unscrupulous cheers of more than 2000 Newcastle people!
This scene seemed so ironic in the rainy night of White Hart Lane!
In fact, considering the invincible reputation of Madman Li, it is not that no one thought about the possibility of Tottenham losing before the game!
But the situation in this game is different after all!
Because Newcastle is not the star-studded Real Madrid, nor the star-studded England team, and the victory of the football game is not completely decided by the head coach!
In addition to the head coach, it also depends on the true strength of the two teams!
Regardless of the state of the recent game or the comparison of the basic strength of the team, Newcastle is a step behind Tottenham Hotspur!
A lot!
As for the head coach, the Dutchman Martin Joel is not a weakling!
In the past 8 months of this season, the Dutch coach has at least four times defeated the Blues madman Mourinho, the Red Devils godfather Ferguson, the Gunners leader Arsene Wenger and other Premier League giants, and was elected the best coach of the month...
It's a pity that it was such an equally miraculous head coach who led Tottenham Hotspur, which was far superior to the Magpies, and still lost!
Although Martin Joel once caused a lot of trouble to Madman Lee and his Newcastle by virtue of his courageous on-the-spot command, but faced with Madman Lee's crazy 3-4-3 formation, he finally had to swallow a bitter defeat...
Ninety-ten minutes later, when Crazy Li actually led a group of remnant soldiers to defeat Martin Joel's elite army like this, everyone couldn't accept it for a while!Indistinctly, the results of the game could be heard throughout the British Isles with the sound of countless dislocated jaws and shattered glasses!
Surprising!
why?
All England is asking!
However, at the post-match press conference, when Michael Irving, the best player in the game, took out a piece of information, all the questions were answered!
"...This is the information given to us by Mr. Rice Bucket the day before the game. Everyone in the team has received a targeted data analysis..."
Michael Owen was very excited: "I think many people only saw the scene of Mr. Idiot receiving cheers and worship when he won the victory, but they didn't see the hard work of Sisi struggling to accumulate strength for the victory behind the game... When any football coach can devote all his time to football like Mr. Idiot, and spend all his energy tirelessly sorting out what belongs to him from the cumbersome and huge existing materials, data and videos, then he can also win every battle..."
It turned out that this is the reason for victory!
After carefully reading the information in Michael Owen's hand curiously, Tottenham Hotspur coach Martin Joel expressed himself on the spot!
The Dutch coach shook hands with Crazy Lee in admiration: "... Tottenham did not lose to Newcastle, but lost to Crazy Lee... Perhaps Lee's coaching ideas have pointed out a new way of working for many football coaches... Goodbye, I am going to comfort my players!"
And the eager journalists crowded at the press conference, after passing through the materials presented by Owen, put away the difficulties and malicious speculations that were originally in their hearts with a face of shame...
No matter when and where, people who really work hard will be respected!
One page of information, let everything that happened on the night of White Hart Lane get the most reasonable explanation!
The breaking news of Michael Irving, the best player in the game, made the originally gunpowder-flavored post-match press conference easily end in harmony and praise!
Under the crackling flashlight, the sullen man's mouth is almost crooked!
Well, you Michael Owen, you are so fucking good at it!It's not in vain that our old Li spent nearly [-] character points on you in one go, it's worth it!
Now, the "secret" of Li Tongfan's invincibility is revealed!
Of course, this is fake!
The real reason - not that the Dutch have no means, but because Mad Lee...
This vicious sullen man has a FM2008 that is too heaven-defying!Shamelessly cheating in advance, using the system to infer the results of the game, plus querying the database to suppress Tottenham players in terms of technical actions...
A three-pronged approach, even if Harry Potter, the magical wizard, is here!
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John Newton is an ordinary bus waiter in Newcastle. Of course, like many relatives and friends around him, he has a special identity——
A central member of Newcastle's largest fan association "Flying Magpies"!
What makes Newton very helpless is that although there is a game between Newcastle and Tottenham Hotspur tonight, and it is the first game of [God on the sidelines] Madman Lee since he came to St. James' Park, but he can't go to London with the team to cheer for Newcastle, and he can't even sit in front of the TV and know the score immediately!
Because according to the shift order, Newton will be on duty tonight until 20:30 in the evening!
20:30?
By that time, at least half of Madman Li's first match had already been staged!
The distraught Newton didn't know how he survived the three or four hours on duty, and even a few times because of absent-mindedness, Newton almost forgot to stop the bus when it passed the stop sign!
After finally running the last line, Newton didn't even have time to call his newlywed wife who was waiting for him to go back for dinner, so he hurriedly got into the station and entered a nearby football-themed bar!
Push open the door and go in, a strong aroma of beer blows in your face!
Before Newton had time to glance at the score on the big screen in the center of the bar, a burst of cheers like a volcanic eruption burst into his eardrums instantly...
"Goal, goal, goal, Turkish boy Emre's pass, Smith blasted the goal!!"
"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
"...Ooooooooh, Smith, you're a fucking genius!!!"
"...Hey, fat man, didn't you call Alan a muscular idiot a few days ago? How come you're a genius again now?"
"Hell, this white-haired kid hasn't scored such a beautiful goal in the first few games... Now he helps Newcastle score, of course he is a genius..."
The crowd laughed!
Newcastle scored?
Newton, who just came in, was in high spirits!
The slow motion of the goal was being played back on the electronic screen, and Newton held his breath and widened his eyes to watch, afraid that he would have done any wonderful moment——
on the screen!
Turkish midfielder Emre once again showed his spiritual way of playing football!
Facing teammate Steven Taylor's long pass in the backcourt, Emre leaned firmly on Tottenham's midfielder O'Hara, who wanted to go around to grab the first point, with his shoulders, and then raised his knee like an acrobat performing a ball in a circus, and bounced several times on his thigh...
Terrifying sense of the ball!
one two Three……
On the third kick, when the rhythm was fully adjusted, Emre suddenly increased his strength, and the white football quickly flew towards the back of his head!
Immediately afterwards, the body of the Turkish genius was like a spinning top!
Take a sudden step and turn to the right!
The Tottenham rookie O'Hara, who was firmly resisted by Emre, immediately lost his target. Due to the force of the inertial push forward, O'Hara almost fell to the ground!
At this time, Emre has successfully turned around and controlled the falling ball!
This time, I still use my knees to bounce the ball!
On the opposite side, Tottenham's right-back Frenchman Chimbonda rushed aggressively, and seemed to want to save the foul and pushed Emre, who was keen on performing, to the lawn...
But Emre didn't give Chimbonda a chance to foul at all!
The information about Chimbunda given by the boss flashed through his mind. The Turkish midfielder used a jump ball in the nick of time, similar to the ball king Pele...
But Emre's jump ball is the thigh!
Chimbonda was tragically missed!
After passing Chimbonda, Emre finally stopped showing off his little skills, and chose to tap the football to Alan Smith who was plugging in at the moment the football landed!
The strength of this pass was pinched just right, giving Smith enough time to run up and swing his legs to shoot!
Facing the frenzied tackle by the fierce-looking Tottenham captain Ledley King, Alan Smith, whose [Brave] value reached the full value of 20, did not hesitate and slammed the goal vigorously without flinching...
boom!
The football whizzed past Ledley King's ear with a high-speed spinning scorching heat, and flew into the upper right corner of the Tottenham Hotspur goal!
This is a wave of the world that even Banks is powerless standing on the goal line...
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In the bar!
Although this is only a slow-motion replay, the enthusiastic Newton and the equally enthusiastic Newcastle fans in the bar once again burst into wild cheers!
The atmosphere is frenetic!
It wasn't until the game screen continued on the big screen that the young bartender in the Newcastle uniform at the bar came back to his senses and began to refill drinks for the customers one by one!
Newton ordered a cup of fresh black tea, took a sip, and his eyes were once again glued to the broadcast screen!
The upper right corner of the electronic screen displays the scores of the two teams——
Tottenham Hotspur 1:4 Newcastle! !
Such a big gap?
Newton rubbed his eyes and looked carefully, yes, it is really 1:4!
Crazy Li really fulfilled his promise. As early as when he set off for White Hart Lane, he said that he would bring a victory for the Magpies...
God, he really did!
Excited, Newton drank the dark beer in the 700ml mug in one go, and ordered another with his mouth pursed!
At this time, the game has reached the 80th minute!
Less than 4 minutes after Owen's hat-trick, Newcastle scored another goal from Alan Smith!
On the big screen, the game continues!
The bar, which must be bustling and bustling at other times, is very quiet at the moment, because all the fans are watching the game engrossed!
In the 84th minute, Tottenham Hotspur made a cross from the bottom after a series of wonderful breakthroughs from the winger Aaron Lennon!
On the broadcast screen, Bulgaria's "handsome brother" Berbatov leaped high and beat Newcastle right back Charles Nzobia with a header!
Due to the short distance, Ji Wen's hasty reaction did not prevent the football from breaking through the net!
4: 2!
Tottenham Hotspur struggled to get back a point!
"...Aww, shit, that bastard was offside when he shot!!" The fat man who was closest to the bar's electronic screen jumped up from his seat because of the conceded goal, and the beer in his hand spilled out all over the surrounding fans!
"Hey Davy, you fucking watch out, this is the 6th time you've spilled beer on us...Damn, you're so excited no matter who scores, next time you watch the game, stay away from you..."
The fans in the bar cursed because of this conceded goal!
But fortunately, Newcastle still has a two-goal lead after all. As long as it is a victory, no matter what the final score is, the fans will accept it!
Newton sat in the last row, cursed angrily, and then continued to pay attention to the broadcast screen as seriously as other fans!
On the screen, after scoring the goal, Berbatov did not celebrate. Instead, he immediately picked up the football from the goal, ran back to the center circle and set it up, urging Newcastle to kick off again!
It seems that the Tottenham people still want to make a last-ditch effort!
force~~
The referee's whistle sounded clearly in the bar!
The game continues!
However, as long as the score remains unchanged, Newcastle will be able to win their first victory in nearly ten rounds of the Premier League in less than 10 minutes!
This is the most critical 10 minutes!
In the live broadcast, Tottenham Hotspur are bombarding Newcastle!
At the 88th minute, a sudden change occurred in the broadcast screen!
After Newcastle's red card professional Joey Barton had another brilliant performance in 88 minutes, his brain suffered from hypoxia again——
The bad boy broke the forehead of the Tottenham winger with an unnecessary elbow in a header fight with Aaron Lennon, and blood flowed out!
force~~~
The experienced referee Willy appeared at the "accident scene" immediately, and suppressed the Tottenham players who were about to move with a bright ruby God of War card!
Otherwise, the game will have to be staged full of martial arts!
This foul is really bad!
Newton was sitting in the bar, and he could hear boos like flash floods at White Hart Lane through the TV broadcast!
But the "perpetrator" in the picture, Joey Button, glared at the referee resentfully, and then lingered off the field!The bad boy was obviously taking revenge on Lennon, because Tottenham's goal just now was initiated by a breakthrough from the wing after Lennon played tricks on him with his feet!
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In the bar, the swearing sounded again!
"...I bet this idiot will get a red card in the game, right? Damn it, you know this idiot has already got 7 red cards in this game..." The fat man sitting in the front jumped up excitedly again, spilling the beer in his hand!
Newton, who was sitting in the back, couldn't help but roared angrily: "Damn it, let the idiot Button get out... Fortunately, there is not much time left in the game..."
It seems that if Joey Barton is in the bar now, the fans don't mind letting the bad boy suffer his own anger and turn into a pig's head or a giant panda!
In the end, someone yelled: "Stop arguing, with Mr. Rice Bucket here, the victory must be ours... Continue to watch the game..."
"Mr. Rice Bucket"! !
These four words are like an insurance policy issued by the most reputable standard life insurance company in the UK, which quickly quieted the noisy fans!At this time, the rebroadcast camera happened to show Li Tongfan on the sidelines, and Lao Li rushed up and kicked Joey Barton's ass with a face of anger...
hiss~~~~
There was a sound of gasping for air in the bar. You must know that Barton's anger will be flattened no matter who it is!And it is said that this guy has a previous record of beating a coach...
The two won't fight in public, will they?That would be called Chiguoguo's scandal...
The hearts of everyone in the ball bar hung up!
But fortunately, Joey Barton seemed to have come to his senses at this moment... The bad boy in the broadcast screen did not make a move, but instead admitted his mistake to Crazy Li with a flattering smile on his face...
so far so good! !
The fans in the bar are finally relieved!
It seems that Mr. Idiot has completely established his authority in the team in just three days, and even the bad boy Joey Barton, who is "I am the first and he is the second", has become a good baby!
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In the broadcast screen, the game continues!
Newcastle, who was missing one person, was pressed down near the penalty area by Tottenham Hotspur like a grandson!
The voice of the commentator Mike Donald echoed in the bar!
"...beautiful, Robbie Keane's shot...wow, god, it didn't go in? Lucky Newcastle..."
"... Lennon ran into the box... foul foul!! Newcastle defender fouled, Lennon was knocked to the ground by Taylor, it was a fucking penalty, damn it..."
"...Darren Bent's long shot, unfortunately..."
"...Berbatov!!! Aww, it's off again!!"
Finally, someone in the bar couldn't sit still!
It was still the fat man named David in the front. After jumping up, the fat man cursed: "Who is this bitch commentator? Why doesn't he lick Martin Joel's asshole? It seems like he wants Tottenham to score..."
No one in the bar agreed, and the eyes like knives were cast on the fat man!
It turned out that when the fat man jumped up just now, he spilled the beer in his hand on the people around him for the eighth time, and this time the "kill range" was larger, even the front of Newton's overalls sitting in the back row was wet...
Uh……
Fatty realized that the situation was wrong, and quickly sat down with a flattering smile: "Don't get excited, don't get excited...watch the ball, hehe, watch the ball..."
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Three minutes later, the bar burst into cheers again!
Because Newcastle got a once-in-a-lifetime chance to fight back!
In the live broadcast, Tottenham Hotspur winger Lennon's cross was pushed out of the penalty area by "Little Superman" Steven Taylor and landed at the feet of Michael Owen!
Throw the ball back with the outside instep!
Then turn around quickly!
Owen's first handling of the ball easily passed the Tottenham midfielder Luka Modric who was pressing from behind, and then chose an unreasonable breakthrough method——
He stabbed the football more than ten meters away with one kick, and then chased after him fiercely!
This kind of breakthrough method, which is no different from brain damage in normal times, gave Tottenham Hotspur fans a heart attack at this time!
Because the game is about to end, Tottenham, which has been on the offensive, has long since lost its defensive players!Not to mention the defenders, if it weren't for the lack of guts, maybe even the goalkeeper Paul Robinson would have overwhelmed Newcastle's penalty area to compete for the top...
In the Tottenham camp, who can overwhelm the lightning killer Michael Owen in terms of speed?
The answer is: NO!
A distance of more than 60 meters, ten seconds!
Owen once again sent the football to Tottenham's goal!Laidlikin and Lee Young-pyo, who were chasing after Owen, gave up after only a few steps...
Because Owen is too fast, he can't catch up at all!
Force-force-force~~~~
The whistle came from the big screen in the bar!
Football into the net, game over!
5:2! !
This is the answer sheet that Madman Lee handed in at White Hart Lane in his first game as coach of Newcastle!
Perfect answer sheet!
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"...It's so damn good, finally scored again!!"
In the bar, Fat David jumped up!
The beer was still spilled, and the crowd who had been splashed 8 times was hit again!
Because everyone was immersed in the joy of Irving's goal and the victory of the game, and they didn't even realize that they were poured beer by that nasty fat man again!
The fat man with sharp eyes and quick hands realized something was wrong at the first time, and quickly turned around to join the celebration, pretending that nothing happened!
The enthusiastic Newton jumped up from the back seat, rushed to the bar counter of the bar, and raised the glass in his hand: "Hey, listen to me, guys, I think we should go to the highway entrance on the outskirts of the city to meet Madman Lee and the returning fighters... This game is great. As a glorious Newcastleman, we have to take our own actions..."
This brilliant proposal was unanimously approved in an instant!
Crazy fans rushed out of the bar and drove towards the exit of the motorway from London to Newcastle in the increasingly heavy rain!
There, four hours later, the heroes of Newcastle will return in glory!
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(End of this chapter)