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Chapter 121 The Middle Finger Threat Theory

Chapter 121 The Middle Finger Threat Theory

The course of the just-concluded game was tortuous, with ups and downs. Looking at all the games that have ended in the five major leagues this season, it is unique. In addition, the "miracle 2 minutes" that happened in stoppage time shocked everyone. Not surprisingly, this confrontation between madmen and madmen will definitely become the focus of European football discussions in the next week!

Therefore, the press conference at this time is like a delicious big cake. Whoever can pry a few amazing words from the mouths of the two head coaches will definitely "become famous with one word".The nerves of the reporters were stimulated and they ran wildly. At the moment, all of them looked like they were not talking fast. After the bearded reporter from Aspen asked the first sentence, he wanted to ask another question, but he was squeezed out of the crowd by the colleagues around him like a plague god.

Your uncle, greedy ghost, wolf eats legs and legs, die!

"Mr. Idiot, can you tell us about Beckham's injury? All England fans are very concerned about David's recovery!" The next question came from a reporter from the British "London Post". A beautiful nympho with red eyes is obviously using the guise of "all England fans" for personal gain. He is probably a fan of Beckham.

The little girl was copying. When talking about Beckham’s injury, Lao Li was furious. Makelele’s tackle from behind was definitely sinister: “I can only tell you that David’s injury is serious, and the specific situation needs to be diagnosed by an expert. It was a malicious foul. If I were the referee, Mr. Makelele would have been given a chance to rest a long time ago…”

"Then I hope you can consider the foul of Real Madrid's No. 4 player first." Mu Kuangren finally seized an opportunity and interrupted Lao Li's villain to complain first: "Before Makelele fouled, he should have been sent off more than a dozen times!"

"Sorry, in my opinion, the most shameful behavior on the football field is to use retaliatory and dangerous actions regardless of other people's safety." Crazy Li did not show any weakness, and retorted: "As for Ramos, if my No. 4 uses the same bad way of tackling behind the back like Chelsea No. 4, then Mr. Robben must have been lying in the North London Central Hospital for fracture surgery..."

Real Madrid's No. 4 is Ramos, while Chelsea's No. 4 is Makelele. Lao Li and the mad man grab each other's No. 4 and spit at the same time!

"Is it justified to use foul tricks?"

"It's much more noble than intentionally hurting someone!!"

"..."

"..."

Facing more than a hundred reporters, the madman and the madman began to complain like children who were distributing candy unfairly, but they didn't look at each other when they were talking, and faced the reporter directly, as if the person sitting next to them didn't exist!

The reporters beamed and recorded this short story for the first time. This is a magic weapon for newspapers out of stock, promotion and salary increase. Think about it, the scolding between madmen and madmen is so attractive!

The two quarreled for a few words, and after seeing the reporter's actions, they looked at each other, "hummed" in unison, and shut up at the same time!

"Mr. Idiot, Mr. Mourinho, may I understand this conversation as the two are very dissatisfied with the work of the referee Farina?" There was a sly light in the small eyes of the fat reporter of the "Daily Mail".

The lunatic didn't even lift his eyelids, while the lunatic looked at the ceiling, and both of them cursed in their hearts: Fuck you, you think I'm a fool, criticizing the referee is going to be punished by UEFA's godfather!

So the fat reporter was the second to be squeezed to the periphery by the crowd after the bearded reporter from "Aspen".

Then, the reporter from the British Mirror asked the question that everyone wanted to know: "Mr. Idiot, what is the meaning of the continuous gesture of the middle finger when you made stoppage time? Two gestures directed two goals. Is this a pre-rehearsed tactic?"

This question hit the nail on the head, and immediately caught everyone's attention. There was still a bit of noise in the press conference hall. Even the crazy uncle Mourinho, who was sitting next to Lao Li, made an expression of indifference on the surface, but secretly sat up straight and waited for Lao Li's answer. The madman was also full of curiosity about those two gestures.That would be incredible!

Crazy Li smiled lasciviously and made a fool of himself: "Uh, as for those two gestures..." At this point, Lao Li paused on purpose, seeing everyone's expressions of dissatisfaction, and then slowly gave a bloody answer: "Where is the tactical drill prepared in advance? I just told the players that if they lose this game, when they return to Madrid, they will be waiting for them. It's just a way to boost morale. It turns out that the middle finger of Real Madrid fans is still a big threat , we achieved the desired results..."

Boom!

More than half of the people in the room fell down, and even the madman Mourinho was "scared" by this shocking explanation and almost got under the table!

Li Tongfan looked at the mournful eyes of the reporters and curled his lips, and said in his heart: Sir, idiot, idiot, if I want to tell you all these secrets, then how can I mess around?

Seeing that the highlights of the game have been dug out by the peers, the "Sun" reporter, who is good at "creating" news and gossip, used his trump card with great energy: "Mr. Idiot, the Real Madrid board of directors has not discussed with you the renewal of the contract. Does this mean that you will leave Real Madrid after the end of the contract? It is said that Mr. Abramovich of Chelsea is very interested in you and hopes that you can come to Chelsea to coach. What do you think about this?"

As soon as this dude asked the question, the whole room gasped. Although everyone wanted to know the inside story, if you asked such a question in front of Mourinho, you "The Sun" just wait for the madman to permanently ban you!

Lao Li was also taken aback, staring at the reporter of "The Sun" for a few more times, and admired in his heart: "Talents, warriors, no wonder even Chinese fake fans who are thousands of miles away know that "The Sun" is not a good thing, and they just focus on this question, which really proves the reputation of the ancestor of the paparazzi journalists of The Sun!"

Of course, Lao Li couldn't be fooled by this swindle. He changed his previous demeanor as a deliberate madman, straightened his body and put on the most serious posture:

"I have already said that until June 2007, 6, I will serve Real Madrid with all my heart...As for Chelsea, the Blues are a great club and it is the dream of any manager to manage such a team, but I will say that Mr. Mourinho has done a fantastic job at Chelsea and I cannot think of any reason for him to leave here. I would like to congratulate Mr. Roman Abramovich, because he has found a great man at the helm for the Blues..."

Having said that, Lao Li suddenly stood up: "I think today's press conference should come to an end, I have to go and congratulate my players!"

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Seeing the back of Madman Li pushing away from the crowd, the madman uncle felt hatred in his heart, his uncle, the one who flung his sleeves and left should be me, how could this little guy take the lead again?

Madman Mu glanced at the reporter of The Sun, and left the press conference hall with a dark face!The eyes of the reporters were like knives, and they wanted to cut the grandson of The Sun into pieces. This time, it will be fine, and no one will be able to interview him!

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After Lao Li came out of the press conference hall, he did not go directly to the Real Madrid locker room, but quietly came to the stadium alone.The hustle and bustle of Stamford Bridge, which was bustling with people ten minutes ago, has subsided. Fans from both sides have left in a hurry. Only some Chelsea club staff are still cleaning up the venue and restraining their tools!

Lao Li was still thinking about the question raised by the reporter of The Sun just now. The board of directors of Real Madrid is really not in a hurry to renew his contract.Calderon and Mijatovic of your uncle, go open the record book of Real Madrid and see for yourself?Who else can do better than labor in this position?

The whole thing was weird. Logically speaking, with an undefeated head coach like myself, Uncle Ka and Uncle Mi should have had nothing to do to have fun secretly. How come they are still so calm?Did labor and management inadvertently molested their wives or mothers?But I haven't seen these two women at all, have I?

There is also the issue of the transfer fees of Joel Luka, Modric and Carlos Bella. What is the problem?

You must know that these three people have always been their own advocates from the investigation to the purchase. No matter from the data provided by the FM2007 scouting system, the investigation report provided by the blame uncle Francisco in reality, or the reputation of the three in football, the transfer amount announced by the club to the outside world was much higher. At that time, many brick-and-mortars questioned this.

How do you look at it, as if you have been "planted" by someone?

These few things are like landmines planted in secret by someone with a heart. As long as there is a problem with his team leadership performance, these mines hidden in the secret will explode rumblingly, blowing himself to pieces!

Who is it?

"Sir, can you sign for me?"

Just when Lao Li sacrificed his brain cells and racked his brains to guess the twists and turns, a crisp voice interrupted his train of thought. He turned around and saw a pink and pink young lady from England standing behind him, holding a paper and pen in his hand and handing it over.

Well?sign?

Looking at the team jersey on Xiao Zhengtai's body, he must be a young Chelsea fan. How could he ask himself to sign it?You must know that "Evil Crazy Lee" just led Real Madrid to defeat the blue team Chelsea, Xiaozheng was lucky if he didn't come here and kicked himself, and he wanted to sign?

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