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Chapter 410 Chrysanthemum 1 tight
Chapter 410 The chrysanthemum is tight
Gascoigne couldn't wait to ask this question that almost everyone wanted to ask, whether in the live broadcast room or in front of the TV...
Gazza's chubby face was extremely expressive.
It seemed that if it was feasible, the impetuous Gascoigne would jump over without hesitation, grab Klaut's ankle, lift the tricky football expert upside down and shake it violently, pouring out all the secrets hidden in this guy's belly...
At this time, Klaut wanted to stretch out his hand and strangle this unrestrained fat man,
He himself is only in his 40s, and he thinks he is in the prime of his life, but he is called an "old man" by Gaza continuously, and he really can't laugh or cry... If he hadn't known that this man's EQ is not high, in fact, he has always been a young 'child', and Klaut would have glared at him long ago.
After squinting at this helpless fat idiot, the chief football expert of the Observer slowly uttered four syllables word by word——
"YE—GUAN—TIAN—XIANG!!!
Everyone in the studio was stunned, and no one knew what it meant.
……
puff--
Hearing these four words from the so-called football expert on the TV screen, Wang Qinghe sprayed out the spoonful of 'Chiba Tofu Soup' that he had just fed into his mouth...
"Night... watch the sky?"
On the opposite side, Li Tongfan almost buried his entire head in the little rice left in the bowl, pretending that he didn't see Wang Qinghe's questioning expression in his big black eyes...
Wang Qinghe nodded, thoughtful, and did not continue to ask.
……
"YE-GUAN-TIAN-XIANG?"
in the studio.
Gaza's small eyes flickered, and the fat on his face trembled. In a stubborn tone, he vaguely repeated what Klaut said just now, and then subconsciously asked, "Then...what the hell is that bastard thing?"
This sentence almost asked the hearts of thousands of people.
This time, Klaut no longer kept his secrets, but showed a strange smile: "According to the results I found from my own research, there is indeed such a saying in Madman Li's homeland..."
"...a method handed down from ancient China to predict weather changes by observing the constellations in the sky, similar to the 'astrology' of the Gypsy people..."
"Uh... I know, this explanation is absurd, but the facts are like this. Moreover, according to the records in Chinese history books, there were indeed some knowledgeable people in history who could predict the weather by observing the changes in the constellations and the environment... You know, it is a mysterious eastern country, where any kind of miracle can happen!"
After Klaut finished speaking, the other two men and one woman in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded.
There are more dumbfounded people in front of the TV.
Even the TV lens shook violently. That's because the cameraman also shook his hands, which he didn't know how steady they were, involuntarily after hearing this explanation...
Crazy Lee is a fucking astrologer?
This... Who the hell would believe this?
But if you don't believe it, who the hell will explain what has happened?
God?
……
North London.
Wenger, who was watching the show, also raised his head and fell into deep thought when he saw this.
That's true!
In fact, he had doubts in this regard since the start of that match. It seemed that his opponent had known about the snowfall during the match, so he thought he was being overwhelmed at the time... Now it seems that he guessed right!
All of this was indeed planned by Crazy Li!
No matter how he found out that the National Weather Service's forecast was wrong, a head coach can combine the information he knows so efficiently and use it all for himself... This ability is what Wenger fears the most!
The famous French coach dares to bet that any other ordinary coach would never think of making a fuss about such a "weather forecast error" in order to successfully exchange for a hard-fought victory...
And it turns out that Madman Li's painstaking plan really succeeded!
Wenger was convinced that if it hadn't been for the madman Lee who had planned so much on the 'weather' in advance and prepared so many tactics, then the two red cards that happened in Pisa would definitely ruin Newcastle's 1-goal lead...
As for the two goals scored by Michael Owen later, it is even more impossible to happen...
And in that case, Arsenal will win!
There is heating in the living room, but Wenger felt chills in his heart...
Crazy Lee, that's horrible!
This Chinese is only less than 30 years old today. At such a young age, as long as he wants to, he can easily continue to rule the football of this planet for at least 40 years...
Wenger is not sure whether such absolute rule is a benefit or a disadvantage to the development of football... What Wenger is sure of is——
Living in the same era as him is indeed the tragedy of a head coach!
When Rijkaard said this in an interview with reporters, Wenger felt it personally at this moment.
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"Okay, Mr. Colout, I have to admit that, as an admirer of Madman Li, you have successfully deepened the mystery of your idol..."
The topic is a bit absurd.
So, beauty host Danny Shanna is trying to draw people's attention away from the illusory 'astrology'. Madman Lee is an astrologer?If you go on, that Chinese will really become a god.
However, Sester, another male guest who rarely spoke, suddenly shook his head and said thoughtfully——
"Perhaps, this is not a mystery. In my opinion, this just shows that Madman Li has knowledge beyond ordinary people..."
"Actually, astrology is absurd, but we need to know that there are many non-professionals who can predict some weather phenomena in advance by observing some small environmental changes happening around them, such as earthquakes, natural disasters such as tsunamis... These disasters may change that even the Meteorological Bureau cannot predict in advance, but they will be predicted by them in the simplest way..."
"We all know that Crazy Li is not a professional coach. What he knows is much more mixed than ordinary coaches. Maybe he really discovered the possibility of snowfall on the day of the game by observing some small environmental changes that are ignored by others... After all, this is the first snow in the British Isles, and there are still signs to follow!"
Everyone nodded, Sester's explanation made sense.
Comparing to the illusory astrology mentioned by Klaut, the host Danny Shana seems to believe Sester's statement more: "In any case, the 25-minute heavy snowfall in Newcastle on the 10th will undoubtedly become another mystery in world football just like his magical middle finger...Of course, I suggest that we should take the initiative to ignore the topic of the 'middle finger' today, otherwise the whole show will not be over..."
The three male guests nodded in unison.
Because about the middle finger, from Stamford Bridge two years ago to the present, the entire European football world has debated how many times...
But in the past two years, there has never been a unified conclusion.
If we really want to talk about this topic today, maybe we should ask the staff of the program group to prepare dinner for today and breakfast for tomorrow, and everyone is going to talk about it for three days and four nights...
Topic changed.
The screen of the TV broadcast changed, and the scene of Podolski's red card in the 20th minute of the St. James's battle was reproduced...
The middle finger on the stands of St. James' Park Stadium is like a fantasy white forest, and the white steam from the fans' mouths envelopes the stands, looming...
……
Li Tongfan blew a loud whistle and laughed like a thief.
Wang Qinghe looked at the TV, and it was playing the scene of himself swearing with his middle finger raised in a 'stern face'. In the picture, the bright red down jacket in the forest of thousands of middle fingers was so clear and eye-catching...
Seeing this scene, the little girl was not only not ashamed, but proud, she raised her crisp white middle finger at Lao Li with a smile...
Lao Li couldn't laugh anymore.
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"...This is an incredible scene. I always thought that England was a noble nation that admired grace, but the fact is that this girl from China conquered more than 100 million Newcastle fans with a raised middle finger!"
The beautiful host Danny Shana distributed some newspapers to the guests who were doing it, and continued to say——
"Whether it is the Times, Daily Express, Sunday Daily, Sun, Mirror, or the Financial Times, which rarely reports football information, or even the most authoritative football media in Europe, such as France, Bild, and Kicker, all use their front page headlines to report on this Chinese lady who has only been in the public eye for three days..."
"And the scene where she led the fans to raise their middle fingers to greet the referee in the 15th round of the Premier League was even more reported by the media. What's even more bizarre is that 90.00% of the reports portrayed Madman Li's sweetheart as a lovely lady who loves football and has a cheerful personality..."
"...If you want to choose the most famous lady in England this year, I think WANGQINGHE will definitely be elected!"
Speaking of this, Danny Shana covered her two seductive breasts with both hands, made a look of infinite envy, and deliberately sighed: "To be honest, you can't understand how much I envy this Chinese girl as a woman. She made the headlines of major European mainstream media overnight. This is the dream of all English girls... I knew that there are so many benefits to being a woman of Madman Lee.
There was a burst of laughter in the studio.
Gascoigne touched his belly, which seemed to be covered with a large swimming ring, and muttered guiltyly: "Actually, being a great Gaza woman can also be very beautiful..."
……
Li Tongfan stripped off the rice in the bowl in one breath, looked at the coquettish appearance of the hostess on TV, turned his head and smiled coquettishly at Wang Qinghe: "Girl, you are famous!"
Wang Qinghe didn't speak, picked up the remote control and changed the channel.
It's a reality talk show.
What the two people in the room did not expect was that Li Tongfan was also mentioned in such a program.
"Who is the object of your sexual fantasies?"
The question of the heavily made-up hostess may seem cheesy, but there is no doubt that many people enjoy the show, and lunchtime is a sort of 'little prime time', which fills many of England's TV channels.
"Of course it's Crazy Li!"
A female guest with heavier makeup than the host laughed wantonly: "Every time I see him raise his middle finger on the sidelines, I feel itchy..."
"But I don't think Crazy Li's sexual ability can satisfy you. You know, yellow people are not good at this..."
Another tall female guest seemed to be extremely skeptical of Lao Li's ability: "Crazy Li looks so thin, I think a strong man like Didier Drogba has the best athletic ability in bed..."
……
Seeing this scene, no matter how generous Wang Qinghe was, he couldn't hold on anymore.
After all, she is still a girl.
Old Li looked at the girl in front of him with red eyes, Wang Qinghe gave Li Tongfan a hard look, and switched the channel back...
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"Crazy Li expressed his ambitions without any scruples at the press conference after the game, threatening to take away all the honors that Newcastle can achieve this season..." The beauty host Danny Shana asked the three male guests: "What do you think?"
Gascoigne's eyeballs rolled around, and he nodded affirmatively: "Without a doubt, that guy is the best and most arrogant bastard I have ever seen. If that little bastard really said that, then there should be no problem..."
Garza once also played for Newcastle, so he is full of affection for the Magpies. Although he yelled 'little bastard' one by one, he really hoped that Madman Lee could lead Newcastle to sweep the opponent and win all the honors.
After all, that was the goal he had fought for when he was young!
It was a dream of a man who would never grow up.
'Famous mouth' Sester pinched his chin and pretended to be deep: "I seem to have seen the Real Madrid team that was defeated by Dugu in Spain two years ago..."
"I suddenly thought of a question. According to the current progress of the Premier League, the Magpies will definitely participate in the UEFA Champions League next season. Perhaps for the giants of the five major leagues, this season should be the most promising time for them to win the Big Ears Cup. Who knows if Crazy Li will monopolize the Champions League like the monopoly of the league?"
Klaut dropped another bombshell.
In front of the TV, I don't know how many rich and powerful coaches were terrified by this sentence.
Thinking about the possibility of that crazy black back and that even crazier middle finger in the UEFA Champions League that season, the famous coaches suddenly felt their chrysanthemums tighten.
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Time flies like water.
The aftermath of the pinnacle battle is still raging, and the UEFA Cup group stage has restarted.
On November 11, the Magpies visited the Knicks-Gumas Stadium in Greece and beat the Greek giants AEK 29:2, continuing to maintain the momentum of winning this season.
On December 12, Newcastle defeated the Black Cat Sunderland 6-2 away, with Ronaldo and Nicolas Gigi scoring a goal each.
On December 12th, the Magpies defeated visiting Portsmouth 10-1 at home. The winning goal for the team was the midfielder Alan Smith, known as "Newcastle's No. 0 hunk".
The Christmas Devil season is just around the corner and it looks like Newcastle are unbeatable throughout the Premier League...
However, things don't seem to be going the way people expected.
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Today is 10000 words, brothers, be serious, the knife is serious, ask for a monthly pass!
I really want a monthly pass!
Please give me motivation!
(End of this chapter)