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Chapter 409 [Vacation] New Function and That Strange Snow
Chapter 409 [Vacation] New features and that strange snow
6200 words, the first update today.Begging for monthly tickets frantically and violently.
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"Rijkaard, a coward who was scared out of his wits after two disastrous defeats with Mad Lee in one season!"
"And Crazy Li, a clown who only knows how to win but never respects his opponent..."
"Two shameless people are bragging to each other. Could it be that they are comparing who is the most shameless?...Curse? Magic? Prejudgment? Insight? Ha, that's just the bad habit of this Chinese person who always pretends..."
"...Although the Chinese raised his so-called middle finger 8 times in two years and scored 9 goals, such a thing seems unbelievable...But, from the perspective of probability theory, this is just a very common event with a low probability. For a "bastard son of God" who is used to good luck, it is nothing..."
Flores' roar could be heard all over Europe.
However, no one paid any attention to him.
Obviously, not only the 'participant' lunatic Li is too lazy to respond to this lunatic who seems to have become even more insane than himself, even the European media colleagues will follow such a person as a shame.
Flores himself has not yet realized that since he knelt in front of the Madrid High Court one year and eight months ago, his existence is just a ridiculous symbol of "self-inflicted humiliation" to the entire European media circle...
Regardless of his hysterical attacks, the truth is—
Every time Crazy Lee raises his middle finger, it will make opponents cry, supporters laugh, and the world's media circle go crazy for him...
This is why countless people are deeply infatuated with him.
And this is already the eighth time, but it is foreseeable that no matter how time goes by, the controversy about the middle finger will continue endlessly...
No one in the world except Madman Li himself can know what kind of mystery is contained in this middle finger, which has been named "the number one puzzle in football history"...
Perhaps only one day, when Crazy Li himself is willing to take the initiative to uncover this mystery, everything will become clear...
It's just that the current Madman Li obviously doesn't have much interest in doing such a self-explosive secret to satisfy the curiosity of fans and the media. Therefore, no matter how heated the debate is going on outside, he has never positively or negatively confirmed it from beginning to end...
Even, it is said that at the post-match press conference after the 'Battle of the Peak', the trembling reporters collectively 'violently drove away' the three Newcastle Club officials who were at the press conference hall at the time, and then rushed forward, trying to 'torture' Madman Li in a more 'violent' way to learn the truth...
But according to the reports of all the reporters who participated in the press conference, even when they had taken off their shoes, scratched the soles of their feet, breathless and burst into tears, Crazy Li still insisted on his most primitive "middle finger threat theory"...
"However, Crazy Li's feet stink..."
A certain beautiful reporter from the "Sun" who participated in this 'violent' operation covered her nose and broke out a little gossip... Is this the only harvest for the reporters who finally made their mark in front of Madman Li?
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The sun is clear and the sea is blue.
There is the crisp sound of seabirds, flying in through the window...
Wang Qinghe put on Jimmy Bear's big flower apron, and was happily drilling into the huge kitchen of the villa, waving pots, pans and pans and clinking for lunch...
A smell of home permeates from the kitchen.
And Li Tongfan shut himself tightly in the study, turned on the Hummer GO-BOOK laptop, and began to harvest the FM system rewards after winning the "Battle of the Peak" with great anticipation...
Click the sky-blue game icon, run the FM2009 system, and then load the system archive, the long-awaited system reminder box ding ding dong dong all rushed to the LCD screen——
"Ding Dong, since you led Newcastle to win the 15th round of the Premier League against Arsenal, the system rewards you with 3 character points!"
"Ding dong, because Newcastle player Michael Owen was named the best player in the game in the 15th round of the Premier League match between Newcastle and Arsenal, the system rewards 2 character points!"
"Ding dong..."
"Ding dong..."
Li Tongfan moved the mouse and clicked [OK] to clear the reminder boxes one by one. After a brief calculation, Li Tongfan won a total of 14 [Character Points] because of various rewards such as winning, best player, and selection of the best team of the week after the game.
In addition, because Professor Wenger is the top 15 super boss in the FM system coach rankings, Li Tongfan got 1.5 [ability points] as no surprise.
Lao Li added all of them to the [Tactical Knowledge] sub-item of his personal attributes, so that Li Tongfan's [Tactical Knowledge] item value reached an astonishing 19, which is only 20 point away from the full value of 1...
Lao Li touched his chin suddenly, and thought shamelessly: When the actual value reaches 20, will the system have any... er, special rewards?
After a brief obsession, Li Tongfan began to check the rewards after completing the Daniel-level system mission [Glory Belongs to the Only King], regardless of the regular rewards brought by the reminder box.
This is the real big show!
"Ding Dong, the system congratulates you, you have completed the [Glory Belongs to the Only King] system task, and the rewards you have received are as follows:
①. 50 character points;
②, Anti-erasing fragments 1/5;
③. The FM system opens the [Vacation] function.
Almost subconsciously, Li Tongfan immediately 'removed' the first two rewards ① and ② from his sight without hesitation, and then fixed his eyes on the last reward - the [vacation] function.
I don't know why, just relying on intuition, Lao Li thinks this is a very heaven-defying function, and it seems that he will eagerly use this [vacation] function in the near future.
In the next second, Lao Li quickly moved the mouse and clicked to enter the system database.
After some detailed inquiries, Li Tongfan quickly figured out the meaning of this so-called [vacation] function——
"...The so-called 'vacation' means that in reality, when the player is unable to normally direct the game of the team he coaches due to some force majeure, he can enter the 'vacation mode' by selecting [vacation] in the FM system, so as to achieve the effect of temporarily getting rid of the control of the FM system..."
"...After entering the 'vacation mode', the FM system's influence on the team coached by the player will be temporarily eliminated. After the team wins the game, the player will not be rewarded, and if the team loses the game, the system will not impose any punishment on the player...Moreover, during the vacation, the operation of the FM2009 system will not consume any other points for the player..."
"...The price of entering the 'vacation mode': pay a certain percentage of character points according to the length of time!"
"...'Vacation mode' is divided into four categories according to the length of time. First, one-day vacation; second, one-week vacation; third, one-month vacation; fourth, set the number of vacation days through the 'system calendar' according to the player's personal needs..."
"...After the vacation is over, the team's record in reality will be automatically generated in the FM2009 system. Players will play the game on this basis, and all system rewards and punishments will be recalculated..."
After reading the introduction of the [Vacation] function in the system database, before Li Tongfan had time to savor the value contained in it, he heard Wang Qinghe outside, jingling the porcelain bowls and plates with chopsticks like a rapid symphony——
"Pig pig pig pig pig... come out to eat quickly!!"
Li Tongfan was grinning, and there was a kind of warmth in his heart, so be happy.
On the dining table, the aroma is tangy.
Looking at the red, white, emerald, green, three vegetables and one soup in front of him, Li Tongfan moved his index finger, and with a smile on his face, he picked up a piece of bright red and oily braised pork from the plate, and then put it in Wang Qinghe's bowl...
"You're welcome, eat whatever you want..." Mensao Nan said shamelessly.
Wang Qinghe almost flew over with a spoon!
"Little Wang Flying Spoon"!
Lao Li made a coquettish dodge, then picked up the remote control, and turned on the TV habitually.
It was twelve o'clock in the noon, and Lao Li did not remember wrongly. At this time, the ace program "A Week in Review of the Greenery" on the Sports Channel of England's national TV station started exactly on the hour...
"Dear guys, hello everyone, I'm your old friend Danny Shanna, oh, we meet again, Shanna will take you back to the highlights of the just-concluded 15th match of the Premier League... Old rules, first of all, please read the overview of this round of Premier League matches brought by Shana..."
On the TV screen, a review of the just-concluded 15th round of the Premier League began to play.
With the exciting BJ music and the host's startled commentary full of "explosive tearing power", the wonderful goals produced in the just-concluded 15th round of the Premier League were constantly replayed in slow motion——
Cristiano Ronaldo scored twice from a free-kick as Manchester United swept Stoke City 4-0...
[Warcraft] Didier Drogba showed off, Chelsea's interim coach Guus Hiddink won his first victory at Stamford Bridge...
Luka Modric, one pass, one shot, Tottenham beat Middlesbrough 2-1 away...
In the 15th round of the Premier League, the traditional strong teams almost all won except the Gunners Arsenal, but the wonderful scenes were played until the end, but there was no exciting tidbit of Newcastle defeating Arsenal at home...
Old Li was wondering, the picture on the TV screen changed, and he returned to the studio.
The host Danny Shanna smiled and introduced the three extra guests who suddenly appeared beside him——
"Haha, I know what everyone is waiting for... But please don't worry, because the main content of today's program is the Premier League's 'Battle of the Peak' that the guys are most concerned about..."
"To this end, the program team specially invited the famous football commentator Grady Sester, the former national team legend Paul Gascoigne, and the Observer newspaper's chief football expert Klaut. They will reveal to you every detail of the 'Battle of the Peak' from the most professional perspective and direction of their respective careers. They will tell you how Madman Lee led the Magpies to an incredible victory under the menopause with 9 men left..."
With the smiling introduction of the hostess, the naughty and mischievous nature of the short white-haired Gaza next to him was fully revealed. He seemed to be a boy who would never grow up, winking and sticking out his tongue at the broadcast camera, making various grimaces...
On the other hand, Sester and the football expert named Klaut, whose black hair was combed so shinyly, nodded in a regular manner, saying hello to the audience in front of the TV.
Then, the TV screen began to show the wonderful scene of the St. James snow battle——
Podolski's stunning long-range shot...
Two red cards...
Protests from Newcastleans in the stands...
Li Tongfan's middle finger...
Michael Owen's brace...
The thrilling moment fans smash through billboards after the game...
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Watching the wonderful replay flashing on the TV screen, Mensao Nan smiled at Wang Qinghe: "Hey, what a coincidence, you actually praised me again... Well, to be honest, you know, I'm not as good as they say..."
With just one sentence, the girl in front of me was defeated by the shameless modesty of the boring man...
Mingbo flickered in the big eyes, black lines covered the smooth forehead, threw a few white hygiene balls, then picked up a piece of fragrant white tender tofu, and sent it to the bowl of the shameless guy opposite...
Wang Qinghe continued to watch TV, um, watching TV...
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"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo L L L you you little bastard i guess you must be watching tv and waiting to hear our compliments right? Denied, right?"
At the very beginning of the show, Gascoigne suddenly jumped out from behind the table as if he was having an epileptic seizure, and then kept changing his posture in front of the camera lens, making various coquettish bodybuilding moves...
A few seconds later, this bloated middle-aged chubby even took off his casual suit, and was only wearing a vest...
Gascoigne didn't mind showing off the fat on his arms to the camera, sucking his small belly into a piece of abs...
Garza... This is a long-awaited preparation!
The face of host Danny Shanajiong turned green.
A staff member rushed from the side to the TV screen, at least to help the fat, white and noisy man put on his suit, and persuaded him to go back and sit quietly behind the hosting table...
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Wang Qinghe looked at the scene on the TV screen, bent over with a smile, his big eyes narrowed like Crescent Moon: "Pig, you didn't realize that this person is actually very similar to you!"
Like that fat idiot?
cut!
Who cares.
Li Tongfan hurriedly lowered his head and took two mouthfuls of rice, but didn't reply.
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"Wait, Mr. Clout, if I heard correctly, you mean that a large part of the reason why Newcastle won with two fewer players was because of the sudden snowfall during the game?"
A look of astonishment appeared on the beauty's face.
Seeing the surprised expression of the host, the chief football expert of the Observer newspaper, Klaus, nodded, and continued to speak in a non-surprising manner——
"That's right, it's officially like this. In fact, if we watch the game video carefully, we can easily find that after the game started, it took the eleven Arsenal players a total of 15 minutes to change into spiked sneakers suitable for snow battles. Obviously, they were not prepared for the snow battle at all, so that during these 15 minutes, all the energy of the Arsenal players was concentrated on changing the boots, instead of using kick-off rights to find ways to send the football into the opponent's goal...
"Let's take a look again. Newcastle's performance was just the opposite. Not only did they wear spiked sneakers suitable for snow battles in the first second of the game, but they also acted like a prophet, taking advantage of Arsenal's lack of preparation. German striker Podolski caught Arsenal's mistake and scored a world-opening goal..."
When Klaut said this, another guest Sester nodded thoughtfully: "That's right, what Klaut said is right. I have also carefully observed this point. Newcastle did occupy an absolute advantage in the first 15 minutes of the game...so it was because of this!"
Klaut reached out and fiddled with the microphone in front of him, put it closer to his mouth, and then continued with a haughty face: "You know, in today's European football, many people are studying some of the strange tactics used by Crazy Li, and trying to uncover the mystery of them, and I am a researcher of Crazy Li's tactics..."
"...The game that just ended is the same as Madman Lee's great classic battle before. Every time I watch it, I always have a strange feeling in my heart. I am almost sure: Madman Li knew that there would be snowfall before the game!"
"What?" Danny Shana and Sester exclaimed.
"How is this possible? Old man, are you joking?" The white-haired fat version of Garza squeezed his eyes and looked at Klaut like a magic stick: "How is this possible? The great Garza remembers clearly. In order to go camping in the winter with my friends, I paid special attention to the weather forecast of the National Weather Service in those days. There was no forecast for snowfall at all. The little bastard of Madman Li is not a god. How could he know that there will be snowfall in advance?"
"Maybe you remember wrongly?"
The hostess Shanna tries to save Klaut from the outrageous words.
Gascoigne stood up, patted his fat belly, and stared: "Beauty, are you provoking the memory of the great Gaza?"
"Gaza is right!"
Klaut dragged Garza from behind, motioned the fat idiot to sit down, and then continued: "This is the most strange part. Since even the National Weather Service made a wrong forecast, how did Crazy Li know that it will snow during the game?"
When Klaut said this, he deliberately bought a pass.
Seeing that the other three people were all engrossed in listening to what he had to say, he smiled with satisfaction, and continued slowly, "Many people's first reaction was to guess: Could it be that Crazy Li created the heavy snow? Obviously, they all entered into a misunderstanding... I think the real reason is: the National Weather Service made a mistake, and Crazy Li obviously discovered this mistake through some other method, and cleverly used this weather factor to win the game, thus gaining a complete upper hand..."
Suck--
The other two men and a woman gasped in unison.
How is this possible? Even the National Meteorological Bureau of the British Empire has concentrated no amount of manpower and material resources to observe the weather changes. How could Madman Li discover it?Could it be true that he really is God?
The host Danny Shana blushed with excitement.
The point of view put forward by Klaut was not noticed by many media before, and the ratings of such a program are absolutely guaranteed...
Then... this question must not be turned over so easily!
Thinking of this, Shana controlled her breath that was a little disturbed by the shock just now, and waited until the two towering lumps on her chest calmed down, and then asked tentatively: "Then, Mr. Klaut, can you explain the mystery to us? How did Crazy Li discover the error of the Meteorological Bureau?"
After Shana asked this question, the hearts of countless people in the studio and in front of the TV hung in their throats, for fear that Klaut would say "Sorry, I don't know about this"...
Even the 'naughty' Garza stared wide-eyed, quietly waiting for Klaut's next words.
"This question almost drove me crazy. Crazy Li himself will definitely not give any explanation, because that is his style all the time, and the possibility of getting an explanation from him is zero... So, I turned my pursuit of the truth to the people around Crazy Li..."
After Klaut said this, everyone felt that the air around them was loose, and it was good to know.So they all waited quietly for the following from the chief football expert of the Observer.
"...Sure enough, it turns out that my guess is not wrong at all... There is a coach in Newcastle's first-team coaching staff who is an old acquaintance of mine. He told me that the day before the game on the 25th, Crazy Li did know that it would snow on the day of the game, and he also held a coaching staff meeting specifically for this matter, negating the tactics prepared by the team before, and instead formulated a set of strange tactics specifically to deal with snow battles... This is what everyone saw in the game later!"
"what……"
As soon as Klaut said this, I don’t know how many people cried out in surprise, and the middle-aged urchin Gaza almost bit off his own tongue...
The technicians outside the live broadcast room made a palm upward gesture...
Ratings are skyrocketing!
The hostess Danny Shana was overjoyed. She was the one who urged Klaus to invite him to participate in the show. She didn't expect it to play such a big role. It was definitely a windfall!
"Old man, did that old acquaintance of yours ever say, how did Crazy Li know that it will snow during the game?"
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(End of this chapter)